joke no pics, maybe NWS

Jay2998 · 08-02-2007, 09:11 AM

Ok, a man walks into a bank intending to rob it with a ski mask and a pistol. He quickly runs up to the teller, points the gun at her and says, "empty the vault, now!" Confused the woman replies "but sir, this is a sperm bank" as she empties the fridge. The robber jabs shoves the gun in her face and orders her to drink one of the samples. The woman refuses but with a gun in her face she has no other option but to drink the fluids. "Now grab another one and drink it." Again she wants to refuse but has no choice but to drink it. "Grab another and chug it!" Almost in tears she gives in and drinks the fluids. The robber then takes off his mask and says. "see honey, that wasn't so hard, now was it?"

OK, let the bashing begin!

SpecC · 08-02-2007, 02:50 PM

lol that was pretty funny

Div4our · 08-02-2007, 02:55 PM

Haha, pretty god damn funny. There's already have a jokes thread though.

longtran · 08-02-2007, 05:09 PM

having your gf drink another man's jez....

joke was funny.

Jay2998 · 08-02-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by longtran

having your gf drink another man's jez....

joke was funny.

I guess idealy he makes regular "deposits" and the ones she drank was his.

Sorry about starting a new thread if I shouldn't have, I guess I'll post my jokes in the existing one. I think one of the best parts of telling jokes is getting everyone's reaction, and it's just hard to do in a thread with 100+ posts.

ejazbmw · 08-02-2007, 10:51 PM

actually i agree with long thats pretty damn nasty

BMW F22 · 08-02-2007, 10:54 PM

that was gross. lol

Neema · 08-03-2007, 02:30 AM

disgusting haha but pretty funny.........but the way i used to do it with my g/f was.....well i wouldnt tell her when the time was right hahaha......until it was too late. Of course she'd get a bit pissed but thats all haha, suckkka

Jay2998 · 08-03-2007, 12:21 PM

now that's funny!

kinda, oops sory honey!

E90330iS · 09-11-2007, 01:57 PM

LOL

noktekniq · 09-11-2007, 01:59 PM

i assume the OP was taiwanese. the same joke was told on TV by a pretty famous singer in Taiwan called Fei Yu Ching.

Sara · 09-11-2007, 02:32 PM

never swallow

gbonc335i · 09-11-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

never swallow

disappointed

08-02-2007, 09:11 AM	#1
Jay2998 ninja 11 Rep 39 Posts Drives: 04 Navigator 00 Civic Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: shadows iTrader: (0)	joke no pics, maybe NWS Ok, a man walks into a bank intending to rob it with a ski mask and a pistol. He quickly runs up to the teller, points the gun at her and says, "empty the vault, now!" Confused the woman replies "but sir, this is a sperm bank" as she empties the fridge. The robber jabs shoves the gun in her face and orders her to drink one of the samples. The woman refuses but with a gun in her face she has no other option but to drink the fluids. "Now grab another one and drink it." Again she wants to refuse but has no choice but to drink it. "Grab another and chug it!" Almost in tears she gives in and drinks the fluids. The robber then takes off his mask and says. "see honey, that wasn't so hard, now was it?" OK, let the bashing begin! Last edited by Jay2998; 08-02-2007 at 09:53 AM..
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Div4our Lieutenant 5 Rep 513 Posts Drives: with my right foot down. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Scottsdale, Az iTrader: (0)	Haha, pretty god damn funny. There's already have a jokes thread though. __________________ Hunting for an e92.
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longtran Lieutenant General 1472 Rep 16,625 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: CA iTrader: (105) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	having your gf drink another man's jez.... joke was funny.
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ejazbmw blahhh 316 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	actually i agree with long thats pretty damn nasty
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BMW F22 Major General 3659 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	that was gross. lol
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Neema Major General 815 Rep 7,246 Posts Drives: a few BMWs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	disgusting haha but pretty funny.........but the way i used to do it with my g/f was.....well i wouldnt tell her when the time was right hahaha......until it was too late. Of course she'd get a bit pissed but thats all haha, suckkka __________________ LTMW Widebody+1M front bumper+Slek CF Lip\|M3 Hood\|StopTech BBK\|M-Sport Rear Bumper+DD CF Diffuser\|Custom Recaro Seats\|KW V2\|BavX LS3\|M3 Side Skirts+Custom CF Lip\|BBS CHR 19x10.5+BBS Lugs\|LCI Taillights\|RD Sport Anti-Sway Bars\|GIAC S2\|ER Intercooler+CF Shroud+Charge Pipe\|Tial BOV\|Injen Intake\|MS downpipes\|Custom Exhaust\|BMS Oil Catch Can\|M3 DCT wheel+TiD CF Paddles\|BMW CF Trunk Spoiler\|Aluminum Pedals
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Jay2998 ninja 11 Rep 39 Posts Drives: 04 Navigator 00 Civic Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: shadows iTrader: (0)	now that's funny! kinda, oops sory honey!
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E90330iS Major General 147 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	LOL __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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noktekniq Colonel 58 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: US iTrader: (3)	i assume the OP was taiwanese. the same joke was told on TV by a pretty famous singer in Taiwan called Fei Yu Ching.
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