[sanf]

The car isn't yours until you make it yours, let it rip my friends.....

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by Billup

I've learned through the years, that if you cup your hands under your hole, you can actually capture the scent. From there, you place your cupped hands in front of the vents and let it seep through the cracks of your fingers.

Truly exhilarating.

Hahahaha! We've got a pro here

Originally Posted by iBoost

My cousin was just telling me last week how his dad was so pissed because he farted in my uncles Hummer. I was dying laughing, i guess it ruined my uncless day. What a square.

Last year, a coworker bought a brand new Dodge Ram 1500 (with cloth seats ) and took me for a ride. He had to stop by his house for a few minutes. He left me alone in his truck... bad idea

I let one of these "blow-by" farts loose, (I call them blow by because they "blow by a turd" and smell especially bad). I was really proud of myself. When he came back to the truck, he opened the door, and started coughing and gagging. The smell was so bad that you could almost see the fecal cloud come out of the car

That was one of my proudest moments...

[j_marinelli]

course I do, though its more fun when my wife's in the car and I hear her complain about it

course it's not as fun as giving her cupcakes and tents

[ShopVac]

Car's not fully broken in until you change the oil for the first time...and let er rip in the drivers seat.

[DSB335d]

I hold it in till I can step out. My other car has cloth seats and it still smells funky from years of letting them rip...

[richardbb85]

i do, but it sucks when it's raining out and u cant open the window

[justinnum1]

turning the air up is a terrible idea, it dilutes the air to quick and the smell dissipates much to soon. kill the air for maximum effect.

[Otruba_843]

Hell yeah I do! Your not a man if you hold your farts in. It's just unnecessary suffering.

[kmarei]

That's the beauty of cloth seats
Leather seats can make rude noises when you fart on them
Ask me how I know

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by Otruba_843

Hell yeah I do! Your not a man if you hold your farts in. It's just unnecessary suffering.

Some of them need to be held back though... accidents can happen so quickly.

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by kmarei

That's the beauty of cloth seats
Leather seats can make rude noises when you fart on them
Ask me how I know

Lol... I imagine the leather contributes to the rattle and flapping of the butt cheeks and intensifies the magnitude of the sound! You have to be butt naked to do that though...

Tell us about your experience

[NAV8TT]

Can't believe I managed to have my breakfast while reading this thread today. Laughing almost killed me.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Gizm0

Some of them need to be held back though... accidents can happen so quickly.

This is true, you really need to expect the unexpected these days, so I've become a prepper, myself. I'm really glad they came out with these bad boys. Masculine waist band, superior odor protection, around the leg elasticity for leak prevention? Count me the fuck in.

No more do I need to worry about ruining my CK drawers, and I dare any feeling of abnormal flatulence to challenge me in the car.

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by Billup

This is true, you really need to expect the unexpected these days, so I've become a prepper, myself. I'm really glad they came out with these bad boys. Masculine waist band, superior odor protection, around the leg elasticity for leak prevention? Count me the fuck in.

No more do I need to worry about ruining my CK drawers, and I dare any feeling of abnormal flatulence to challenge me in the car.

I need to get me one of these. Then I'll live the rest of my life worry free. Don't you just hate it when your anus cheats you? You think you're going to rip a nice dry one, but it ends up being a juicy bubbler... What could have been a nice muddy trumpet sound turns into a code brown!

[DocOct]

This thread is fantastic.

[grimlock]

^+1
male underwear..

[Iron Man]

Originally Posted by Gizm0

I had a friend who got stuck in his car on insterstate I77 overnight last winter in a bad blizzard. There were hundreds of cars and he had to take a shit. He had a bucket, he just moved the two front seats of his legacy, and put the bucket on the floor in the back and went to work...

That's funny, I had a similar event with my son. We were stuck in a huge traffic jam on I77 and sure enough my son had to go pee. We let him go in the empty sippy cup he had (only empty container in the car). Needless to say, we threw away that sippy cup at the next rest stop once traffic started moving.

Of course after that my son thought it was the coolest thing to get to pee in a cup in the car, and we had to squash that pretty quick.

[Jeff@TopGearSolutions]

Originally Posted by Billup

I've learned through the years, that if you cup your hands under your hole, you can actually capture the scent. From there, you place your cupped hands in front of the vents and let it seep through the cracks of your fingers.

Truly exhilarating.

[youngnastyman]

Originally Posted by Billup

Enter my car, enter my domain. Prepare yourself for anything and everything, including my ass sneezing in your face with locked windows.

Best Regards

I actaully busted out laughing at my desk after reading this..

Originally Posted by Billup

I've learned through the years, that if you cup your hands under your hole, you can actually capture the scent. From there, you place your cupped hands in front of the vents and let it seep through the cracks of your fingers.

Truly exhilarating.

ha! where i come from we call this the Cup of Cheeze. You can also throw them at an unsuspecting passerby.