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      11-09-2007, 03:22 AM   #1
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What's the difference between porcupines and BMW's??? On porcupines the pricks are on the outside! HA. NOT wow that joke didn't get me mad or anything. Most of you probably heard it already lol. This girl told me that and before she responded i was like...umm BMW's rule and there is no relation. Then I forced her to tell me the rest. Wow....ppl are dumb.... she is hot....but she is....
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      11-09-2007, 03:31 AM   #2
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lol it's 3:30. The lack of sleep's gettin' to ya. btw ya, that's a pretty old joke haha.
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hahaha oh yea man i am kinda drunk rite now time for beddy!
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This place needs a 'Who Gives A Shit' forum.
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If she was so hot, you really should have shown her what else pricks can be on the inside of...

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This place needs a 'Who Gives A Shit' forum.
Yup... a Hammered Forum. I know I could use that from time to time.
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What's the difference between porcupines and BMW's??? On porcupines the pricks are on the outside! HA. NOT wow that joke didn't get me mad or anything. Most of you probably heard it already lol. This girl told me that and before she responded i was like...umm BMW's rule and there is no relation. Then I forced her to tell me the rest. Wow....ppl are dumb.... she is hot....but she is....
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bleh. ive said this joke here already. lol
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whats black and white and read all over?
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whats black and white and read all over?
newspaper?
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whats black and white and read all over?
A Nun with a gaping head wound?
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A Nun with a gaping head wound?
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