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Bill Burr's funniest jokes
I swear I can watch his routines over and over again and never get tired of it. Whenever you need some laughs, Burr never fails. I like this because it's like a "best of" compilation.
Jokes included in this video: 1. Kids 0:00 2. Steve Jobs 3:28 3. White Women 6:48 4. Religion 9:02 5. Male 16:27 6. No reason to hit a woman 18:15 7. Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores 24:33 8. Philly Rant 34:44 Last edited by TiMSport; 08-03-2021 at 03:20 PM.. |
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When I had a long commute I listened to his Monday Morning Podcast religiously. I haven't been able to lately since switching jobs, but his stuff always is spot on. I love his rant about fast food chains.
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Ya, he's the best imo and my favorite, one of the few to make me literally lol. Brian Regan has some good stuff too. "Something changed!"
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Oh, in case you fans missed this one
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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The problem with his and Dave Chappelle’s humor is that it’s true. Some people take it in stride and others’ heads explode over it.
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I liked him in Mandalorian but will have check out his comedy now.
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I recently watched Chappelle's latest special "Closer" and it was great, as usual. There's a reason he is perhaps the GOAT of comedy though that can be argued when considering all of the greats currently and from the past but I have never seen anyone like him that can deliver like a master. His technique is unmatched. As you know, he mixes in humor with honest and true stuff and shows off a great understanding of culture, often times creating drama among the woke crowd.
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6. Chris Rock did a joke in the 90s in one of his specials, how he'd never hit a woman, but he'd sure shake the shit out of one!
I didn't watch the video, because I'm a huge Bill Burr fan, watched all of his specials multiple times. One of my favorite jokes/rants is the "being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet. How the fuck would Oprah know? She isn't even a mother!" |
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I thought it was funny, and again true based on Chappelle's own experience, he's a self-professed feminist. He had thought like most people that being a feminist meant you were a female. I found that very interesting, especially the way he presented it.
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Any job you can do in your PJs can't be that hard haha. If ppl have to scream it and profess to ppl it is, then usually there's a good chance that it's not, since it ought to be self-evident. OT but I remember some old MTV interview on The Cardigans and the interviewer was asking them about their music and all of a sudden this band member suddenly blurts out something along the lines of "ya!!! my guitar parts are hard to play, it's complex music!!" I was like LOL, what???! Where did that come from? Ya, dude, you're up there w EVH and Satch /s Cardigans????? LMAO...I can't even.... I like that one and the 'Epidemic of Gold-digging whores'. Some epic rants by O' Billy Boy lol.
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This is funny, you know him as 'Bill Burr, the actor' first lol
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"So you send the kids to bed on some trumped up charges just because you want to have a glass of wine and watch the price is right? All these women injured from bending down to put DVDs in a DVD Player." Also the one about choking his way to the top of the fast food place. "uh yeah, I'll have a turkey club on Rye with mayonnaise." "The mayonnaise is over there" "Well why don't you, uhhh, go over there and fucking get it. I'm sorry they fired the mayonnaise guy, but I'm not doing it!" |
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Holy shit. I'm putting this here because there was an earlier reference to Dave Chappelle and his recent Netflix special. What a joke.
BTW, "Elliot Page" formerly Ellen Page is the epitome of all this nonsense. Seriously, how many have actually watched the Chappelle special being referenced? I watched and can't for the life of me understand what the f*** everybody is so wound up about. He told a genuine story about a trans friend who ironically ended herself but I don't want to give away the whole story in case some haven't seen this performance. It's absurd that this is taking place. Fuck so-called Elliot Page and the rest of them for not even fully grasping what Chappelle was conveying. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...175532122.html |
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"Muffins" (that guy has issues man LMAO). "'Insufficiently masculine' man"
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