Chuck Norris got OWNED!

bringsmewomen · 06-25-2006, 11:47 AM

Recently you may have seen Chuck Norris worship with facts such as the ones listed below.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Sorry, but Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7M48UuzW...e chuck norris>

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cdheaven · 06-25-2006, 12:20 PM

fucknorrisfacts.com
its not assssss funny as some of the chuck norris facts. but a few of them are reaaaal good.

bostoniant · 06-25-2006, 12:21 PM

ahahah in the first minute of that clip, i wasn't sure if they were preparing to fight or if they were going to spoon.

ksfrogman · 06-25-2006, 12:56 PM

The first part of that clip reminds me of the James Blount music video.

BeeEmDubU · 06-25-2006, 03:09 PM

jack bauer >> chuck norris

BMW F22 · 06-25-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bostoniant

ahahah in the first minute of that clip, i wasn't sure if they were preparing to fight or if they were going to spoon.

same here. lol

Nice clip though.

ska///235i · 06-25-2006, 05:44 PM

I only saw the first few minutes of the video....did they end up saying a word???

I'm a fan of Bruce Lee

pawarrant · 06-25-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BeeEmDubU

jack bauer >> chuck norris

Jack would take out both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee...at the same time of course.

shimshimhada · 06-25-2006, 08:21 PM

Jack Bauer =

golfpro · 06-25-2006, 11:31 PM

my favorites

chuck norris' tears cure cancer....too bad hes never cried

chuck norris impregnated a convent full of nuns who gave birth to the 1972 Dolphins (only team to go undefeated)

e90rocks · 06-27-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bringsmewomen

[CENTER]Sorry, but Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris

Isn't that sort of like saying Jimi Hendrix 'owns' Eric Clapton?
Shouldn't you at least use past tense?

txusa03 · 06-27-2006, 03:09 PM

dude too much body hair can be a disadvantage at time

Anyone know what movie that clip comes from? ska do you know?

shimshimhada · 06-27-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by txusa03

dude too much body hair can be a disadvantage at time

Anyone know what movie that clip comes from? ska do you know?

"Return of the Dragon" or "Meng long guojiang"

DLJJ3399 · 06-27-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by txusa03

dude too much body hair can be a disadvantage at time

Anyone know what movie that clip comes from? ska do you know?

WTF... You don't own the Bruce Lee box set???? It's a must have.

Add to that 25th anniversary re-enhanced version of “Enter The Dragon” of course. Hours of pure enjoyment. Especially the interviews.

"You got any Chiiiineeeese spare ribs? What... you don't know what Chiiiineeeese spare ribs are?"

Luv that seen.

txusa03 · 06-27-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DLJJ3399

WTF... You don't own the Bruce Lee box set???? It's a must have.

Add to that 25th anniversary re-enhanced version of “Enter The Dragon” of course. Hours of pure enjoyment. Especially the interviews.

"You got any Chiiiineeeese spare ribs? What... you don't know what Chiiiineeeese spare ribs are?"

Luv that seen.

so if i want to know what chinese spare ribs are, i need to own the bruce lee box set.

DLJJ3399 · 06-28-2006, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by txusa03

so if i want to know what chinese spare ribs are, i need to own the bruce lee box set.

It's a line from the movie.

It's the dubbed over voice for the black thug that makes it so funny.

sillygoat · 06-28-2006, 04:07 AM

chuck norris only lost because he didnt have his beard...

the best thing about waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that chuck norris didnt kill u in your sleep.

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bringsmewomen Lieutenant 262 Rep 484 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris got OWNED! Recently you may have seen Chuck Norris worship with facts such as the ones listed below. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Sorry, but Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7M48UuzW...e chuck norris> [/CENTER]
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