BMW X3 Forum
BMW X3 Forum
Welcome to the ultimate G45 BMW X3 community.
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      08-12-2007, 06:18 PM   #1
Year's_End
Lieutenant General
Year's_End's Avatar
United_States
1234
Rep
12,446
Posts

Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

Tucker Max: "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" - Best book ever.

This guy is brilliant. Funniest book ever. Period.

This website provides plenty of stories from his book, "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell", and they deserve a quick read (especially the one labeled "The Austin Road Trip"...it's kinda long so skip down to "Day 2"...that's the funnier part).

Please give 'em a read, you'll thank yourself for it.

*WARNING: This book contains mature content and whatnot, so if you're easily offended I suggest you pass...

Last edited by Year's_End; 01-20-2009 at 03:33 AM..
Appreciate 0
      08-12-2007, 06:25 PM   #2
flukey
Go big or go home!
United_States
53
Rep
948
Posts

Drives: E90 335xi
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Iowa

iTrader: (9)

I recently picked up this book as well. It's my bathroom reading material Definitely an entertaining read.
Appreciate 0
      08-12-2007, 06:49 PM   #3
EOE90
Colonel
EOE90's Avatar
United_States
133
Rep
2,427
Posts

Drives: F15
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Laker City

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 3  [0.00]
it is the best book ive read to date, i read it so quickly though, i wish there was more
__________________
E90 M3 -> F15 X5 M-Sport
Appreciate 0
      08-13-2007, 04:02 PM   #4
slubu
Never Go Full Retard
slubu's Avatar
188
Rep
1,851
Posts

Drives: White Lightning
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Agrestic

iTrader: (2)

Damn good book.
__________________
2008 335i
Appreciate 0
      08-13-2007, 04:10 PM   #5
c0nstant
Lieutenant General
c0nstant's Avatar
United_States
1832
Rep
17,322
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

the whole story =
Appreciate 0
      08-13-2007, 04:26 PM   #6
Year's_End
Lieutenant General
Year's_End's Avatar
United_States
1234
Rep
12,446
Posts

Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

Where'd you get those smilies?
Appreciate 0
      08-13-2007, 07:11 PM   #7
DrewKo
Lieutenant Colonel
DrewKo's Avatar
46
Rep
1,568
Posts

Drives: 335i Montego Blue Saddle Brown
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Atlanta, GA

iTrader: (4)

Garage List
2007 335i  [0.00]
Holy shit, that day 3 is something...I was laughing hysterically. I know that feeling of when you are about to shit your pants, you finally are getting to the bathroom and clinch, just about to get your pants off huddled over the toilet and you have just milliseconds before your body uncontrollably releases.....gotta be lightening quick with the boxers.
Appreciate 0
      08-14-2007, 07:32 PM   #8
Weaselboy
Major
Weaselboy's Avatar
81
Rep
1,295
Posts

Drives: 2024 M340i
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

I agree his stuff is funny, but does anybody really believe those stories are true.

Can't find the link right now, but I recall he was on some radio show a year or so ago and they called him out on his BS stories.
Appreciate 0
      08-14-2007, 11:46 PM   #9
Year's_End
Lieutenant General
Year's_End's Avatar
United_States
1234
Rep
12,446
Posts

Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

BS or not, I still find 'em funny
__________________
Past: '08 E92 335i|ZPP|ZSP|6AT
Past: '15 Mustang GT|401A|PP|6MT
Current: '20 Shelby GT350|6MT
Appreciate 0
      08-15-2007, 09:40 PM   #10
BMW2006
Second Lieutenant
United_States
12
Rep
217
Posts

Drives: 2007 335i Montego Coupe
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Columbus, ohio

iTrader: (0)

It's funny stuff as a work of fiction, I'm in the BS crowd as for the authenticity of the stories, I'm sure some crazy stuff happened, but it reeks of some creative embellishment.

Still kind of funny in a college kind of way.

-BMW2006
Appreciate 0
      08-16-2007, 12:42 PM   #11
theslik1
Second Lieutenant
theslik1's Avatar
12
Rep
213
Posts

Drives: Lexus IS-F
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: SC

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Weaselboy View Post
I agree his stuff is funny, but does anybody really believe those stories are true.

Can't find the link right now, but I recall he was on some radio show a year or so ago and they called him out on his BS stories.
It was Opie & Anthony; they thoroughly outed him on their XM show. It started off as a standard plug segment for his book, but unfortunately for him O&A figured out his schtick during the interview and went in for the kill. I heard it live and it was downright painful listening to TM stammer his way through one line of lame BS after another.
Appreciate 0
      08-16-2007, 01:14 PM   #12
Dustin Bramell
Lieutenant
United_States
44
Rep
428
Posts

Drives: e90 335i, 125cc Trackmagic
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Santa Monica, CA

iTrader: (1)

There is a video of it on the O&A webpage. If you think listening to it gave him away, you should see the faces Tucker was making. I have been a HUGE Tucker Max fan for as long as I can remember, but seeing him on O&A absolutely confirmed that the guy bullshits 90% of what he writes.

However, as an aspiring writer myself, I will admit to looking at the Tucker Max stories for stylistic inspiration. He writes like a stand up comic, setting up the story, and then delivering the punch line with one sentence, or one word. He is brilliant at what he does.

Quote:
Originally Posted by theslik1 View Post
It was Opie & Anthony; they thoroughly outed him on their XM show. It started off as a standard plug segment for his book, but unfortunately for him O&A figured out his schtick during the interview and went in for the kill. I heard it live and it was downright painful listening to TM stammer his way through one line of lame BS after another.
Appreciate 0
      08-16-2007, 06:49 PM   #13
Year's_End
Lieutenant General
Year's_End's Avatar
United_States
1234
Rep
12,446
Posts

Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

Wha...?
Tucker LIES! lol, still funny
__________________
Past: '08 E92 335i|ZPP|ZSP|6AT
Past: '15 Mustang GT|401A|PP|6MT
Current: '20 Shelby GT350|6MT
Appreciate 0
      08-17-2007, 10:35 AM   #14
Weaselboy
Major
Weaselboy's Avatar
81
Rep
1,295
Posts

Drives: 2024 M340i
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

Yeah... that was the show I was thinking of. They trashed him good.
Appreciate 0
      01-20-2009, 03:33 AM   #15
Year's_End
Lieutenant General
Year's_End's Avatar
United_States
1234
Rep
12,446
Posts

Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

lol related-bump (anal)
__________________
Past: '08 E92 335i|ZPP|ZSP|6AT
Past: '15 Mustang GT|401A|PP|6MT
Current: '20 Shelby GT350|6MT
Appreciate 0
      01-20-2009, 03:49 AM   #16
Seminole
Colonel
Seminole's Avatar
United_States
478
Rep
2,032
Posts

Drives: Red Flyer
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2008 E90 328i  [7.00]
His parents actually owned a restaurant in the town I am from. It went out of business because they went all wacko with the food. It used to have really good normal food, but then they tried to move it way up market and started charging exorbitant prices for fancy schmanzy stuff. They only have one location now in Boca Raton, and I took a look at the menu and they seemed to have toned it back down a bit.

http://www.maxsgrille.com/home.htm
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-20-2009, 08:53 AM   #17
DougLikesBMW
Fapmin
DougLikesBMW's Avatar
435
Rep
2,660
Posts

Drives: '03 E46 330Ci
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Plano, Texas

iTrader: (0)

Cock, I was going to post this thread. Damn, lol...I just got the revised edition of his book, which came out January 1st or 2nd can't remember.

And damn, he makes stuff up? Lame...
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:47 PM.




x3:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST