03-15-2010, 06:53 PM | #23 |
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You take his stuff and eat his lunch. It is pretty good. You're sick of being a nerd so you decide to go to the local disco to shake your rump a little and maybe pick up chicks. When you get there
[1] you dance [2] you try to pick up chicks by impressing them with all of your new loot |
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03-15-2010, 07:33 PM | #27 |
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03-15-2010, 07:40 PM | #29 |
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Good looking super-models soon flock to you in anger. "Uh oh." you mumble, as the groovy disco lights illuminate the vengeful, yet oddly compelling faces of the good looking chicks, hair-dryers and eye lash curlers gripped in their hands, slowly moving closer to you as "Kung Fu Fighting" starts to boom out of the speakers above. [1] Do your best bruce lee pose and prepare for battle [2] Boogie on down to the fire escape |
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03-15-2010, 07:47 PM | #31 |
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You kill all of them in a glorious fight scene. I mean, it was really just amazing. You were like, Wah!, and one of them was like, Whoo!, and you totally kicked ass. It was seriously really awesome, I'm really sorry you missed it. I mean REALLY. Just... wow. I'll never see anything as exciting as that fight scene ever again in my LIFE. Whew. Fantastic.
Erm... well, you should probably get moving. Surprisingly, cutting up a horde of supermodels is actually illegal in your state/province/neighborhood/village. Sirens wail on the background track, and the cops will be here soon. Whatever shall you do? [1] Jump out of a window into the alley and run for the hills [2] Wait for the police to arrive and act casual |
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03-15-2010, 08:13 PM | #33 |
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03-15-2010, 08:28 PM | #34 |
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hahaha... definitely Thread of the Day
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