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      04-12-2010, 02:35 PM   #1
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God Damn Horny Birds

Okay who else is fed up with the horny birds attacking their reflections in the window or mirrors or your car.

Every once in a while you get the bird that flies into a house window or will sit there on the window seal and peck at the window since it thinks it is another male is there. Well this spring there seem to be an large number of them, and they are attacking car windows or side mirrors.

I watch one banging into the side window of my car while at work then see himself in the mirror than attach the mirror then back to the window, all while crapping all over the side of the car. I have seen other cars in the parking lot and my neighborhood with the tell tale signs of an agree horny bird all over the car.





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      04-12-2010, 04:48 PM   #2
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My dad had a cardinal attack itself in the side mirror of his new truck last year until it bled. We solved this problem with a Benjamin pump and a few Gamo Master-Point pellets
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i have never heard of or seen this before lol
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i had this problem when I lived in santa barbara.. Damn bird shit and scratched up my rsx.. I fixed it with an automatic airsoft handgun..

He came back but hit up the truck next to my car.. lol
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I had a bird that sat on my mirror all the time and always left me poop, he would just sit there and hang out.
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for some reason i only thought they did that to my cars! these little baby birds would keep "attacking" my side view mirrors...shitting all the while. i ended up cutting the sleeves off an old tshirt and using them to cover my mirrors while parked at the house. seemed to work...
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