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| 05-19-2010, 09:21 PM | #1 |
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What would you do first?
You wake up with stomach cramps because you're starving. You go to the kitchen and heat up some food. While the food is heating, you begin to feel the pressure on your anus, because you really need to take a dump.
So, what would you do first? Do you hold your shit in and get some food in your stomach? Or, do you give in to the anal pressure and go use the washroom? |
| 05-19-2010, 09:38 PM | #2 |
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I'd bring it with into the bathroom. Two birds etc...
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| 05-19-2010, 09:53 PM | #5 |
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i would shit first, i hate eating while trying to keep a turtle head from popping out. then you can eat twice as much
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| 05-19-2010, 10:04 PM | #6 |
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| 05-19-2010, 10:23 PM | #8 |
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Depends on the consistency of the shit. I may just stand there and slowly let it squirt out my ass and drip down my legs while eating. It really just depends on the morning and how much I drank the night before.
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| 05-20-2010, 08:22 AM | #10 |
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