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JayKay335i · 09-24-2010, 12:36 AM

I've been shitting a lot lately. They are actually pretty wretched. I mean, seriously, fucken, impressive.

Cottonelle has always done me good. My ass was feeling a tab bit on the raw side today. This really isn't very conducive to me sitting on my ass and studying.

Whats your favorite toilet paper?

TK-421 · 09-24-2010, 12:38 AM

Pics?

Nedim · 09-24-2010, 12:38 AM

The softest charmin kind. man that shit is soft!

JayKay335i · 09-24-2010, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

Pics?

Of my raw asshole or the shit?

TK-421 · 09-24-2010, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Nedim

The softest charmin kind. man that shit is soft!

I see what you did there

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Of my raw asshole or the shit?

The shit

Holloway · 09-24-2010, 12:39 AM

Quilted Northern, not even close.

BillLee · 09-24-2010, 12:49 AM

use your hand and water.

stimpy · 09-24-2010, 12:50 AM

Baby wipes are the way to go. Want proof? After a few wipes and you think your bum is clean, now run a baby wipe over your arse and I can guarantee it will not pull away clean.

If you're not rocking the baby wipes, that shite is still on you when you're out walking around.

JayKay335i · 09-24-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

I see what you did there

The shit

Interesting. I dont think that picture would do it justice. Ya know, like your buddies girlfriend. The kind you'd just have to fuck to understand why hes so into her.

I could send you smear samples but you'd have to pay for S&H&P.

I dont think I'm OK with baby wipes. I dont really want a moist hole.

TK-421 · 09-24-2010, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by stimpy

Baby wipes are the way to go. Want proof? After a few wipes and you think your bum is clean, now run a baby wipe over your arse and I can guarantee it will not pull away clean.

If you're not rocking the baby wipes, that shite is still on you when you're out walking around.

+10000000

After putting that into my routine, I feel weird not using one.

silvergray545 · 09-24-2010, 01:12 AM

JayKay likes to be dirty.

Seminole · 09-24-2010, 01:14 AM

Ask Samwoo

samwoo2go · 09-24-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

Ask Samwoo

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escobar929 · 09-24-2010, 08:23 AM

baby wipes FTW!

Feyd · 09-24-2010, 09:23 AM

What the fuck are you guys eating that is causing you all to shit like crazy?

First, check your diet... You can't be eating buffalo wings and a six-pack of PBR every night and not expect things like this to happen.

You need to get a toilet (or an add-on toilet seat) with a bidet....

E60orBust · 09-24-2010, 09:31 AM

This topic reminds me of the recent news story where people were describing how they were affected by the salmonella outbreak from the bad eggs.
One older woman testified it gave her "Explosive Diarrhea". Seriously, explosive diarrhea just sounds down right

To OP. Someone slip you some exlax?

zaxjax · 09-24-2010, 09:33 AM

Baby wipes with Aloe!

Also throw your TP in the fridge and let it cool! Feels nice on the raw butthole!

TK-421 · 09-24-2010, 09:44 AM

LOL samwoo was banned

JayKay335i · 09-24-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

What the fuck are you guys eating that is causing you all to shit like crazy?

First, check your diet... You can't be eating buffalo wings and a six-pack of PBR every night and not expect things like this to happen.

You need to get a toilet (or an add-on toilet seat) with a bidet....

There are 2 ends to every stick. I eat healthy, which makes me shit. Eating like crap actually makes me not shit.

Couch · 09-24-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Holloway

Quilted Northern, not even close.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stimpy

Baby wipes are the way to go. Want proof? After a few wipes and you think your bum is clean, now run a baby wipe over your arse and I can guarantee it will not pull away clean.

If you're not rocking the baby wipes, that shite is still on you when you're out walking around.

Are yall just throwing the baby wipes in the trash?

Seminole · 09-24-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

LOL samwoo was banned

Hahaha. Well he has done things like the poo post before so it wasn't surprising.

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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Need Your Help. Urgent. ASAPP I've been shitting a lot lately. They are actually pretty wretched. I mean, seriously, fucken, impressive. Cottonelle has always done me good. My ass was feeling a tab bit on the raw side today. This really isn't very conducive to me sitting on my ass and studying. Whats your favorite toilet paper?
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