You know you're old when...

King Rudi · 06-01-2021, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

When you only last 6 hours splitting wood, not all day until dark like you used to. Excuse: it was raining...

Lose "Like you used to." Change up the verbiage with "now I can." "Now I can split wood for 6 hours." Problem solved.

1MOREMOD · 06-01-2021, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, you were snoring again?

I was assuming it was gas.

wdb · 06-02-2021, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I was assuming it was gas.

It was, from one end or the other.

3.0L · 06-02-2021, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I was assuming it was gas.

Pull my finger.

1MOREMOD · 06-02-2021, 10:59 AM

You'd lose that battle im world champ

Mein11 · 06-02-2021, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You'd lose that battle im world champ

Aren't you banned from Germany because you give so many of the elderly PTSD?

1MOREMOD · 06-02-2021, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mein11

Aren't you banned from Germany because you give so many of the elderly PTSD?

Could be im gonna be a hit in retirement home

UncleWede · 06-03-2021, 02:48 PM

I only caught one fish, why am I so sore??? And it was ONE night when I didn't get a full night of sleep, why am I so dang tired?

cmyx6go · 06-03-2021, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I only caught one fish, why am I so sore??? And it was ONE night when I didn't get a full night of sleep, why am I so dang tired?

Nice catch! What is that? I haven't been out fishing in years.

Esteban · 06-03-2021, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I only caught one fish, why am I so sore??? And it was ONE night when I didn't get a full night of sleep, why am I so dang tired?

That's a biggen. No wonder you were sore.

UncleWede · 06-03-2021, 03:08 PM

White Sea Bass. 31 lbs. TWICE around the boat, then finally landed it at the stern, having hooked up at the bow. I was really afraid, especially on that second trip around, that somebody wasn't going to get out of the way and snap off my fish. Deck hands did an excellent job, and actually cut several other angler lines to keep me hooked up.

14 landed, 21 anglers. We went only to catch WSB.

vreihen16 · 06-03-2021, 04:26 PM

The last time that I went out ocean fishing on a party boat, I snagged a 20-foot-long piece of old rubber hose. I actually made the crew drag it onto the deck, measure/weigh it, and left the boat with the pool money for the largest catch of the day...because New Jersey.

Hey, rules are rules.....

UncleWede · 06-03-2021, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

The last time that I went out ocean fishing on a party boat, I snagged a 20-foot-long piece of old rubber hose. I actually made the crew drag it onto the deck, measure/weigh it, and left the boat with the pool money for the largest catch of the day...because New Jersey.

Hey, rules are rules.....

Yeah, rays and sharks are specifically out of the pool, but I don't know that they ever considered inanimate objects

JJ 911SC · 06-03-2021, 06:00 PM

When you remember you could have get a Subway franchise for 15K (45K for McDonald's at the same time).

Also, they cut their bread with a V shape wedge on the top.

https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/313130

dscabra · 06-03-2021, 06:11 PM

You know you're old if you know what this is:

cmyx6go · 06-03-2021, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

White Sea Bass. 31 lbs. TWICE around the boat, then finally landed it at the stern, having hooked up at the bow. I was really afraid, especially on that second trip around, that somebody wasn't going to get out of the way and snap off my fish. Deck hands did an excellent job, and actually cut several other angler lines to keep me hooked up.

14 landed, 21 anglers. We went only to catch WSB.

Nice! I’ve caught a lot of fish in my day, most normal size. I did have a blue fish kick my ass. Also went twice around the boat. The underside of my forearms were bruised from him running out the line and bringing my arms down on the rail after ever reel in and pull up. It was 20 something pounds. The most fun was a 38 pound bull dolphin (Mahi Mahi before you flipper fans freak) and a 4’ blue shark.

rwheels · 06-03-2021, 08:02 PM

You never thought you would ever see something like this.

upstatedoc · 06-03-2021, 08:09 PM

I'm in

UncleWede · 06-03-2021, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

White Sea Bass. 31 lbs. TWICE around the boat, then finally landed it at the stern, having hooked up at the bow. I was really afraid, especially on that second trip around, that somebody wasn't going to get out of the way and snap off my fish. Deck hands did an excellent job, and actually cut several other angler lines to keep me hooked up.

14 landed, 21 anglers. We went only to catch WSB.

The most fun was a 38 pound bull dolphin (Mahi Mahi before you flipper fans freak) and a 4' blue shark.

You caught Flipper

And then you ATE Flipper? Oh, the huge manatee

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I'm in

Group buy?

Esteban · 06-03-2021, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

You never thought you would ever see something like this.

My wife used to use a rolling machine something like this back in the day.

I was an expert at rolling my own by hand. No brag just fact.

Mein11 · 06-04-2021, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

My wife used to use a rolling machine something like this back in the day.

I was an expert at rolling my own by hand. No brag just fact.

Same, was designated honorary roller with friends. Hated doing it, but everyone else sucked so it was out of necessity.

Esteban · 06-04-2021, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mein11

Same, was designated honorary roller with friends. Hated doing it, but everyone else sucked so it was out of necessity.

I liked doing it. It wasn't work, it was fun.

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