[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

You were catching, I was pitching... Geez guy, how bad is the dementia? Cuz this is the incident I was talking about when you wanted to spread joy... The time we were cellies and you were my bish...

I wasn't your cellie...I was your jailor. The night visits from your jail mates got to you, I see. And in more ways than one!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I wasn't your cellie...I was your jailor. The night visits from your jail mates got to you, I see. And in more ways than one!!

Why you front in'? You loved when I whispered sweet nothings in your ear... You were so sweet too, getting me extra treats from the commissary...

[King Rudi]

Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.

Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.

Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network.

That sucks, man. As long as shit's getting done, who cares who's visiting what sites (within bounds of the law and good taste, obviously)?

Tell those busy-body, bucktoothed, bedwetting, thumb-sucking, sister-finger-banging, mother-humping, bad-skin-having neckbeards in IT to find something meaningful to do with their time besides tattle on folks.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

That sucks, man. As long as shit's getting done, who cares who's visiting what sites (within bounds of the law and good taste, obviously)?

Tell those busy-body, bucktoothed, bedwetting, thumb-sucking, sister-finger-banging, mother-humping, bad-skin-having neckbeards in IT to find something meaningful to do with their time besides tattle on folks.

+1.....I police the networks here. I tell people that I'm not their Dad and they know what they should and shouldn't be looking at.

And until one of their supervisors comes to me with an issue and specifically asks because of a problem....I don't care what they are doing as long as they are caught up with "work stuff".

[FuriouslyFast]

Just had the white elephant thing @ work & my whiskey got jacked At least I ended up with cookies & chocolate

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.

Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network.

I assume you've been job hunting anyway. You'll find something before shit there ends I bet. Also, F them

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I assume you've been job hunting anyway. You'll find something before shit there ends I bet. Also, F them

I've been networking with some old friends and colleagues of reputable companies that I'd be interested in working for/with. I try to be choosy and careful of companies that I apply with now. Just having a job doesn't cut it anymore. Money is great, but an enjoyable work life is just as important.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.

Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network.

Any restrictions on mobile phone usage? I have my own office but i do all my Internetting on an ipad tethered to my cell data plan. Even though no one has ever called me on internet usage, my shit ain’t touching any part of the corporate network

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Any restrictions on mobile phone usage? I have my own office but i do all my Internetting on an ipad tethered to my cell data plan. Even though no one has ever called me on internet usage, my shit ain’t touching any part of the corporate network

I imagine that since my office co-habitant is constantly on facebook on her phone they can't say shit to me since they don't say anything to her. It's just easier for me to post and reply on my desktop toggling between screens in between replying to emails and whatnot. I'm a much more effective multitasker (basically screwing off when time permits) on one device.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

+1.....I police the networks here. I tell people that I'm not their Dad and they know what they should and shouldn't be looking at.

And until one of their supervisors comes to me with an issue and specifically asks because of a problem....I don't care what they are doing as long as they are caught up with "work stuff".

Better up your game.

I watch EVERY links EVERY employee clicks on, LIVE, as well as listen in on EVERY phone call. They think sometimes the phone just dropped the call, instead of the fact that I disconnected it

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Better up your game.

I watch EVERY links EVERY employee clicks on, LIVE, as well as listen in on EVERY phone call. They think sometimes the phone just dropped the call, instead of the fact that I disconnected it

Pure evil

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Pure evil

It's not Big Brother we need to watch out for, it's Big Uncle!

[upstatedoc]

Heading out to do some Christmas shopping. Hopefully I don't kill anyone. If I do, someone please delete this.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Heading out to do some Christmas shopping. Hopefully I don't kill anyone. If I do, someone please delete this.

If you do can we have your stuff?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you do can we have your stuff?

I'll send you the coordinates but now you're implicated

[Jordan's World]

In undergrad, I used to get free drinks and food from Starbucks by signing up for the "free birthday reward" multiple times under various phony emails.

I bet I did it about a 100 times or so.

They have since required you to be a member for a month and spend 5 bucks to receive the reward. I like to think I am the reason for this.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Better up your game.

I watch EVERY links EVERY employee clicks on, LIVE, as well as listen in on EVERY phone call. They think sometimes the phone just dropped the call, instead of the fact that I disconnected it

Do you dislike everyone there or something?

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Better up your game.

I watch EVERY links EVERY employee clicks on, LIVE, as well as listen in on EVERY phone call. They think sometimes the phone just dropped the call, instead of the fact that I disconnected it

UncleWede is in fact "big brother".

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Better up your game.

I watch EVERY links EVERY employee clicks on, LIVE, as well as listen in on EVERY phone call. They think sometimes the phone just dropped the call, instead of the fact that I disconnected it

Dammit, I TOLD you to stop reading 1984 and acting out the roles in real life. NOT GOOD.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Pure evil

And you were expecting something different?

Originally Posted by kscarrol

It's not Big Brother we need to watch out for, it's Big Uncle!

You've know this for years!!

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Heading out to do some Christmas shopping. Hopefully I don't kill anyone. If I do, someone please delete this.

Dude. Amateur. Say you "heard" that someone may be out after them first.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you do can we have your stuff?

WTF?!?!!!
No one has conversations about getting ANYONE's stuff unless I'm in on the caper.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I'll send you the coordinates but now you're implicated

Luckily that makes 2 of you. SMFH.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Jordan's World

In undergrad, I used to get free drinks and food from Starbucks by signing up for the "free birthday reward" multiple times under various phony emails.

I bet I did it about a 100 times or so.

They have since required you to be a member for a month and spend 5 bucks to receive the reward. I like to think I am the reason for this.

Patient Zero. Thanks for screwing it up for everyone!!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you do can we have your stuff?

Originally Posted by MKSixer

WTF?!?!!!
No one has conversations about getting ANYONE's stuff unless I'm in on the caper.

What if Uncle and I were to involve you in a caper that involves us getting a lot of stuff, and you can have whatever we don't take?

For this caper, we are going to need you to drive us to your house, unlock it for the U-haul that we will park in your driveway, and also open all safes and show us where the car keys are. When we are finished, the remaining stuffs are yours to do with what you please.

It's like a divorce. Without any previous sex. Well, Uncle has a goat he can bring I suppose.