[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And balls with hair ?

Harry nuts.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Incredibly enlightening. Care to be my mentor?

Depends, what are you credentials and I need a list of references (not your mom, dad, or grandma no matter how handsome she says you are).

[Sidewinderpb]

Originally Posted by Axius

Depends, what are you credentials and I need a list of references (not your mom, dad, or grandma no matter how handsome she says you are).

Credentials:

Former Winklevoss twin
WSO chimp
Aspiring superstahhh

References:

The Lord
Ben Graham
Danny Trejo

[Axius]

I'm not entirely sold, based on credentials and references. You'll need to put some hard work into your OT posts and I'll evaluate after some time to see if you are fitting for the position.

[Sidewinderpb]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm not entirely sold, based on credentials and references. You'll need to put some hard work into your OT posts and I'll evaluate after some time to see if you are fitting for the position.

I will put forth my very best. Thank you for the opportunity.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

I will put forth my very best. Thank you for the opportunity.

My pleasure. I do not have an implimentation schedule, so just make sure you're on your A game 24/7, 385 days a year.

[Sidewinderpb]

Originally Posted by Axius

My pleasure. I do not have an implimentation schedule, so just make sure you're on your A game 24/7, 385 days a year.

I thought you dealt in money, not ancient corals an rocks.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

I thought you dealt in money, not ancient corals an rocks.

I receive money, I give out rocks, three leaf clovers, and either a gold, silver, or bronze star depending on your performance.

[Sidewinderpb]

Originally Posted by Axius

I receive money, I give out rocks, three leaf clovers, and either a gold, silver, or bronze star depending on your performance.

My ex used the same performance eval system. Came out of it with my own quarry.

[Axius]

Well, my evaluation system is a 100 item list, individualizing character flaws, performance flaws, as well as an excruciating amount of beratement clauses and yield amendments.

[Sidewinderpb]

This is what CharDeeMacDennis has prepared me for.

[Axius]

As long as you follow the DENNIS system, you'll be in good shape.

[jtodd_fl]

Does he have to go through the Fluffer apprenticeship too? Or was that just something special you did for 1MOREMOD

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Does he have to go through the Fluffer apprenticeship too? Or was that just something special you did for 1MOREMOD

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Does he have to go through the Fluffer apprenticeship too? Or was that just something special you did for 1MOREMOD

That was special, and I hold all those days near and dear to my heart.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

That was special, and I hold all those days near and dear to my heart.

As I remember you held some other things close to your mouth!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

As I remember you held some other things close to your mouth!

Pussy? Didn't hold it close, dove face first.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pussy? Didn't hold it close, dove face first.

I think it was the penis you told us about...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pussy? Didn't hold it close, dove face first.

Too far, sir. I quit.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I think it was the penis you told us about...

MOD is a tranny. Totally had a pussy, or we were just really drunk because I know for a fact my pussy was involved in the shenanigans.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

MOD is a tranny. Totally had a pussy, or we were just really drunk because I know for a fact my pussy was involved in the shenanigans.

Wait...I'm the tranny. Have been for a whole year. Wtf?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Wait...I'm the tranny. Have been for a whole year. Wtf?

Starting to wonder about you.