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      10-14-2010, 11:10 AM   #265
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What the hell do you do at the gym for 2.5 hours?
He just said, sauna and racquetball

and step on his penor when she had it in her hand
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      10-14-2010, 11:26 AM   #266
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Yeah dude, 2.5hrs trying to gain weight is NOT a good idea... just saying.
Anyways, im gonna check on this thread later tonight, and i'm hoping for some GOOD news.

P.S. Tell her you were on roids and thats why you acted so immature
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      10-14-2010, 11:35 AM   #267
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This should be a sticky for anyone that wants a good laugh
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      10-14-2010, 11:51 AM   #268
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If you remedy this situation and throw it in I will applaud you
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      10-14-2010, 11:54 AM   #269
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Its obvious there is only one solution to his problem. He has to PIITB to fix the situation.


I read that somewhere, true story
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      10-14-2010, 12:47 PM   #270
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OP done goofed.
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      10-14-2010, 12:52 PM   #271
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im not trying to gain weight at the gym. i just go to maintain my weight. after comming back from thailand last summer, i was at the heaviest at 190lbs. after going back into the gym i dropped to 155lbs and after a few more months of working out, shakes, and staying healthy im at 170lbs nice & fit. by no means am i jacked, etc just staying healthy. for some reason i find losing weight very easy. it is easy for me to stick to a diet when i want and cut out all sugar drinks, soda, etc.

as for 2.5 hours...
Sauna (Stretch & Warm Up)- 15 Min
Lifting- 50 Min
Cardio- 50 Min
Steam Room- 20 Min
Sauna- 10 Min
Done

if my raquetball guys are there i get a couple games in lasting 1-1.5 hours and will be at the gym for 3.5-4 hours and i go 4-5 times a week. i always make myself a protein shake when i get home with some fiber mixed in or i feel real sore next day.

i know all you guys would bang first chance you get but believe it or not (no homo ) i don't want to bang this chick asap. having just been doing that for all this time, i would feel she is just another girl; of course i will still get around though. i actually want to see where this goes, we share alot of things in common and if she was stalking me for a month it must mean something.

but before any of that, i need to see if im still in
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      10-14-2010, 01:03 PM   #272
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keep us posted buddy
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      10-14-2010, 01:04 PM   #273
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just text her you're sorry before going to the gym and see how she reacts when you guys see each other at the gym and you can follow up with a face to face sorry
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      10-14-2010, 01:07 PM   #274
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It feels like it's been forever since you told us about your incident. Looks like you're fucked (actually fucked is a poor word choice, seeing as there won't be any of that happening).
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      10-14-2010, 01:13 PM   #275
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Doesn't matter. You call her and apologize, or call her and pre-apologize and tell her you'll talk to about it later. The longer you wait, the more chances of fucken it up.

And if she looks like that girl, you dont want to fuck that up.
this. have you done it yet?

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It feels like it's been forever since you told us about your incident. Looks like you're fucked (actually fucked is a poor word choice, seeing as there won't be any of that happening).
lol
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      10-14-2010, 01:22 PM   #276
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Yeah, usually losing weight is way easier than gaining muscle weight.
Invite her to sauna!!!
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      10-14-2010, 01:24 PM   #277
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after careful deliberation

we have come to the conclusion that

op fucked up
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      10-14-2010, 01:45 PM   #278
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after careful deliberation

we have come to the conclusion that

op fucked up
^this.

What did I say about over analyzing?! See? You sir... failed. Now kindly pm me her number, I'm flying back east tonight and wouldnt mind a pit stop. I know this great place for chinese dumplings.
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      10-14-2010, 02:15 PM   #279
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Honestly, this thread isn't about the gym. If you dont recapture that tail, you aren't aloud to post in here any more.

Also, what gym? I need a place to work out at when I'm back for a few weeks.
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Honestly, this thread isn't about the gym. If you dont recapture that tail, you aren't aloud to post in here any more.

Also, what gym? I need to capitalize on your failure
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      10-14-2010, 02:43 PM   #281
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      10-14-2010, 04:06 PM   #282
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How did this thread start by some hot chic sweating your nuts to you sweating it up with some dude at a game of racquetball? So what if he has a killer corner shot, we're not here for that, and please don't start talking about how great his grip is.

Let's get back to the hot chic! Close the deal!
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      10-14-2010, 05:54 PM   #283
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after careful deliberation

we have come to the conclusion that

op fucked up
OMG when I read that I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at that one. But I guess we all have to just wait and see if OP can pull off a fucking miracle on this one .
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Uppppdatessss?!
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      10-14-2010, 10:36 PM   #285
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Uppppdatessss?!


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AMAZING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN DAY !!!!


went to the gym at 6pm just came home at 10pm. gotta eat and shower and ill be back...
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