Tinder/Dating Apps

silvergray545 · 06-30-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Someone should make their profile say "I just wanna bone some big girls".

Verbiage

Naz24 · 06-30-2016, 01:30 PM

Saved this gem from a year or two ago

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Someone should make their profile say "I just wanna bone some big girls".

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Verbiage

With my physique, it'd just make me look like even more of an asshole.

Still wouldn't stop them from swiping right, though.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Naz24

Saved this gem from a year or two ago

Very nice.

bimmette · 06-30-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

She works with Olympians guys

Could be Special Olympics.

silvergray545 · 06-30-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Naz24

Saved this gem from a year or two ago

I like.

I'm going to dig to see if I have any saved.

Naz24 · 06-30-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I like.

I'm going to dig to see if I have any saved.

ass so juicy you can rest a... dog on it

smoosh · 06-30-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by smoosh

She works with Olympians guys

Could be Special Olympics.

Dammit now I feel bad

Axius · 06-30-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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..., I mean I'd fuck her. I bet she's a freak in the sheets.

bimmette · 06-30-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by smoosh

She works with Olympians guys

Could be Special Olympics.

Dammit now I feel bad

I was kidding

smoosh · 06-30-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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..., I mean I'd fuck her. I bet she's a freak in the sheets.

Standards man!!

I'd be worried she's going to perform a ritual on you afterwards

smoosh · 06-30-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by smoosh

She works with Olympians guys

Could be Special Olympics.

Dammit now I feel bad

I was kidding

We're all still waiting for you to make an account and post up your convos lol

silvergray545 · 06-30-2016, 01:38 PM

I found one! This is from forever ago. I laughed so hard I had to take a screenshot.

Naz24 · 06-30-2016, 01:39 PM

Oh crap! I totally forgot about this one.

She's good at double entendres

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I found one! This is from forever ago. I laughed so hard I had to take a screenshot.

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Originally Posted by Naz24

Oh crap! I totally forgot about this one.

She's good at double entendres

Yeeeeeeeeeees!!!

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 01:44 PM

Haha dude she doesn't even have a booty to twerk!

EDIT: unless it's the one in the background. Look like she got a lil sumtin sumtin.

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Lol, I'm known as "The 40-year old".

Exactly. They use emotions. We use logic.

Well stop doing that. Be a 20 something year old jerk.

I don't know that I'd consider it logic...,

Ehh, you got a point. OT kinda works against logic.

There are too many 20 somethings that act like 20 something jerks. Not enough to 20 somethings who act like 40 year old jerks. :b

silvergray545 · 06-30-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha dude she doesn't even have a booty to twerk!

EDIT: unless it's the one in the background. Look like she got a lil sumtin sumtin.

Hahaha all I saw was twerk and the lack off ass. Shit had me rolling.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Hahaha all I saw was twerk and the lack off ass. Shit had me rolling.

You should've told that little boy to sit down somewhere.

silvergray545 · 06-30-2016, 01:49 PM

Verbiage I think I text you about her a while back

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Verbiage I think I text you about her a while back

Yiiiiiiiiiizzzz *Jeremy Clarkson voice*

You showed me other pics too.

Hit her on IG bruh.

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 01:51 PM

That's such a weird angle

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Naz24 Lieutenant Colonel 1644 Rep 1,726 Posts Drives: W205 AMG C63 / E70 X5M Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: North/Central NJ iTrader: (1)	Oh crap! I totally forgot about this one. She's good at double entendres Attached Images __________________ 2017 C63 2012 X5M SOLD: 2015 M3; 2007 X3 M Sport; 2014 X3 M Sport 35i; 2004 X5 4.4i; 1994 325i
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