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      12-01-2015, 02:56 PM   #2993
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Well, you got 2 out of 4 right, not bad for a start
Innocent and lovely?

Yeah, most people think ay is very flashy and bright but it isn't. Also I do admit my man parts protested on the lady thing.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Do most girly girls prefer Audi over BMW?
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      12-01-2015, 03:07 PM   #2995
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Do most girly girls prefer Audi over BMW?
No, though I have evidence of most females being idiots.
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No, though I have evidence of most females being idiots.
You're not a girly girl, mama lups.
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      12-01-2015, 03:11 PM   #2997
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You're not a girly girl, mama lups.
No, honey, I am a man.
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      12-01-2015, 03:12 PM   #2998
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Do most girly girls prefer Audi over BMW?
I think most girly girls would prefer BMWs.
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Do most girly girls prefer Audi over BMW?
I think most girly girls would prefer BMWs.
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I think most girly girls would prefer BMWs.
It seems like a lot of hot chicks graduate from a Jetta to an Audi.
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All hot chicks drive Jettas. Civics are borderline, because hot girls drive them, and so do old women, and neckbeard men.
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All hot chicks drive Jettas. Civics are borderline, because hot girls drive them, and so do old women, and neckbeard men.
How's Mr Axius doing this afternoon?
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Shitty, but I have beer to make it less shitty.


How you doin today mate?
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It seems that VW girls are slim like Olive Oil. I was talking to two of them (not at the same time unfortunately) but I never took it to first base. Wasn't feelin' them.
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      12-01-2015, 04:14 PM   #3005
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Yeah, most porkers are usually driving Jeeps and shit because the in and out of a car is too much on their fat knees.
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Shitty, but I have beer to make it less shitty.


How you doin today mate?
Like in your avatar?

Great, thanks.
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Like in your avatar?

Great, thanks.
Nah, that piece of shit is happier than I am.



What you got in store for Christmas?
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Nah, that piece of shit is happier than I am.



What you got in store for Christmas?
You need to be more positive, meditation. I used to get so angry thinking about family members that ripped me off, wronged me etc. wasting a lot energy on negative thoughts.

When you replace all that with positive thoughts over time you become a happier person.


2nd, Only Axius will make Axius happy, not some hot chick by your side.

Same ol' same ol'...
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You need to be more positive, meditation. I used to get so angry thinking about family members that ripped me off, wronged me etc. wasting a lot energy on negative thoughts.

When you replace all that with positive thoughts over time you become a happier person.


2nd, Only Axius will make Axius happy, not some hot chick by your side.

Same ol' same ol'...
Agreed. Wasting energy now on what feels like previous years of wasted energy.

Hot chicks make me happy for now, especially a nice ass that I can cup and shake up and down. Love it here, but home is not here, so I will utilize said hot chicks until I can move back to the frigid air.
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No, honey, I am a man.
So defensive, i meant you dress casual, no makeups...You're beautiful au naturel.
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Agreed. Wasting energy now on what feels like previous years of wasted energy.


Could always post your ass on the internet for a little self esteem boost. At least that's what I do.
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So defensive, i meant you dress casual, no makeups...You're beautiful au naturel.
I wear makeup! And dresses! And shoes!

Hey pss's are still out. What's your view on summers?
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You should check out my thread on another forum for the dick measuring contest...,



well, if you want to call it a contest, poor blokes.
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