[djDori_C]

Originally Posted by jimj911

Beard rant...I dont understand the concept these days, especially on the east coast. I am growing my beard back because it is almost winter, thus cold outside. I recently moved back to the east coast after much time spent in Montana. There, beards are a thing of necessity almost 8 months of the year (at the elevation I lived at anyway) and in the summer its still pretty hot so you shave it off. This is proper logic in my brain. PLUS guys dont walk up to you randomly and say "nice beard bro!" out west as has happened to me more times then I wish to recall here. If youre a man and want a beard, grow it. If you are growing it so it matches your PBR beer, WAY too tight pants, vintage boots, skin tight flannel and Man Bun, do us all a favor and grow a set...Rant over (sorry Im not typically judgmental but if one more guys looks at me longingly because he has beard envy Im gonna crack!) Ok, heres my question for the ladies, how hard is to find an actual man where you live, a man who is good to his family and actually gives a shit about people and their well-being, yet can still split wood all day to do something practical with his energy instead of randomly lifting weights in a gym? If you found said man, would you still want to impress him by wearing something feminine (heels and a great skirt), or are we so equal now that the ugly image of "gender roles" has ruined all the fun in a relationship? This post is not meant to offend anyone or their previous posts, just the ramblings of a man bored at work!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jimj911

yes, but only because I was smooth enough (in my mind) to transition from the death to the life! "He was so happy standing on top of that dog house". Btw that was a GREAT story (again in my mind), I am still learning to read sarcasm in forum posts, or just legitimate distaste haha both are welcome

I'm a very serious individual. I meant terrible as in, a goat lost his life. The story itself was well articulated.


There is a lot of sarcasm around here, more so than distaste unless we're talking about guns, politics, religion, or race.

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by jimj911

Speaking of products, I was in a hipster store in NYC (because a guy I worked with on the rigs in the patch lives there and actually is one, yet still a good guy) and some dude walked up to me and tried to put oil in my beard to "soften it" Like random guy legitimately snuck up on me and tried to fondle my face. I almost decked him, not out of a homophobic act, more cause he caught me by surprise. The look on his face was priceless! Note to self, stay out of hipster stores!

Yeah unless you're 5 years old and it's Santa...touching a man's beard is never cool.

[jimj911]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm a very serious individual. I meant terrible as in, a goat lost his life. The story itself was well articulated.


There is a lot of sarcasm around here, more so than distaste unless we're talking about guns, politics, religion, or race.

Ill admit that I did feel for the goat, as it was not his fault someone tied him to a doghouse, let alone improperly. He was just being a goat. I am an animal lover but also a realist (as in I find it insane that people will pay $20000 to save a dying cat, or FISH, yes I saw a show where they did surgery on a goldfish the other day) who thinks money can be better spent to help poor, hungry children as opposed to a limping rabbit. Not that I wouldnt probably try to help the rabbit, all while growling to myself about the fact that I was helping a damned rabbit. Lets make sure we are good and drunk before talking on guns, politics and the others. That way there will be a proper bare knuckle fight in the yard after to watch or participate in, whichever suits your fancy

[ASBSECU E93]

Dude - Goats are climbers by nature....that's like putting a noose on his little goat neck and standing him on a wobbly chair...

As a Goat owner - I should report you to the Goat Protection Agency.

WTH man

[UncleWede]

If I make a donation to the GPA, do I get a cool shirt back? Just wondering. . .

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dude - Goats are climbers by nature....that's like putting a noose on his little goat neck and standing him on a wobbly chair...

As a Goat owner - I should report you to the Goat Protection Agency.

WTH man

For real, guy lives on a farm and doesn't know that goats climb shit.



Poor goat.

[UncleWede]

So ladies, imagine you are married (except Lups )

Your husband comes home from a work party, pissed. What has to have happened at that party for you to strap on automatic weapons, pipe bombs, and go into a county building and start spraying the place with bullets????????

[jimj911]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dude - Goats are climbers by nature....that's like putting a noose on his little goat neck and standing him on a wobbly chair...

As a Goat owner - I should report you to the Goat Protection Agency.

WTH man

Believe me I know, the problem was she didnt. It was her pet and I was letting her learn about farm life. Its on me that I didnt check the length of the rope. I had a super long one on him but she switched it out because he was getting himself into trouble all tangled up. Foreshadowing. I will donate to the GPA to aid in looking out for helpless little pygmy goats. He was cute, no doubt. Ive seen enought about goats on here to know I will now be known as the goat killer!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So ladies, imagine you are married (except Lups )

Your husband comes home from a work party, pissed. What has to have happened at that party for you to strap on automatic weapons, pipe bombs, and go into a county building and start spraying the place with bullets????????

Oh, and you have to leave your infant daughter at home, probably never to be seen again.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So ladies, imagine you are married (except Lups )

Your husband comes home from a work party, pissed. What has to have happened at that party for you to strap on automatic weapons, pipe bombs, and go into a county building and start spraying the place with bullets????????

So I'm to shoot others because the hubby is feeling bad?

I'd say the closest chance for this in my husbands case is that he'll divorce me, and marry someone else. I support fork to a knee cap punishments for bad table manners and for idiots blocking my way in traffic but that's about as violent I get.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Oh, and you have to leave your infant daughter at home, probably never to be seen again.

If my answer was wrong, can I still have the baby?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

If my answer was wrong, can I still have the baby?

I don't have the right answer, I'm just trying to get the female perspective. I'd never ask my wife to join me in a shooting spree, but mainly because she's never shot, and isn't the fleetest of foot. Probably won't have time, on the run, to make caldo either.


There's a poor little girl in San Bernardino who probably need the protection of UNCONDITIONAL love right now. You could be there in about 4 hours, no?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You bought a girl a goat?

Yes, a goat will get you anything, haven't you learned anything from the Ss?

Originally Posted by jimj911

HAHA pretty damned romantic huh? Its a funny story actually. I lived on a horse farm at the time, I took her to a livestock auction and she fell in love with this damn goat. Me being the suave debonaire fella I am, I bought the goat and tied it to a little red dog house at the farm and named it Snoopy. We came home a few weeks later to Snoopy hanging by his neck from the dog house, she had apparently tied him too short. She felt horrible and of course I told her he committed suicide to ease her pain. Heartless I know...

Oh man, these stories suck. I bet she never tied down anything else after that though

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I don't have the right answer, I'm just trying to get the female perspective. I'd never ask my wife to join me in a shooting spree, but mainly because she's never shot, and isn't the fleetest of foot. Probably won't have time, on the run, to make caldo either.


There's a poor little girl in San Bernardino who probably need the protection of UNCONDITIONAL love right now. You could be there in about 4 hours, no?

I'm curious what this woman was thinking too. The only scenario I can imagine is if I was told that the building I was entering was full of child molesters/killers who were in the process of escaping. I would spray them with bullets.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I don't have the right answer, I'm just trying to get the female perspective. I'd never ask my wife to join me in a shooting spree, but mainly because she's never shot, and isn't the fleetest of foot. Probably won't have time, on the run, to make caldo either.


There's a poor little girl in San Bernardino who probably need the protection of UNCONDITIONAL love right now. You could be there in about 4 hours, no?

I'm in the coma stage, not yet caught up with the news so forgive my comment above.

If I knew my husband was going to go mental and take his hurt on others I would shoot him rather than let him shoot innocent. It would be easier to explain to the children also, whom I'd miss while being locked up the rest of my life.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm curious what this woman was thinking too. The only scenario I can imagine is if I was told that the building I was entering was full of child molesters/killers who were in the process of escaping. I would spray them with bullets.

Bimmette is now on a watch list lol

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm curious what this woman was thinking too. The only scenario I can imagine is if I was told that the building I was entering was full of child molesters/killers who were in the process of escaping. I would spray them with bullets.

What do you mean what she was thinking. She was a fucking brain washed jihadist, so logic and reason went right out the window. You're up in Canada, the muslim refugee invasion is coming your way soon; your government has stamped its approval on it.. You guys will be having fun with that soon.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

What do you mean what she was thinking. She was a fucking brain washed jihadist, so logic and reason went right out the window. You're up in Canada, the muslim refugee invasion is coming your way soon; your government has stamped its approval on it.. You guys will be having fun with that soon.

Yeah ok I just caught up on the news and saw that she had just come to the US recently, so yup, brainwashed. SMH.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

Bimmette is now on a watch list lol

Yay, at least you can feel protected at our next meet!

[1MOREMOD]

Shit is really spiraling. Don't like where we are headed.

[Axius]

That's why I carry. It won't necessarily save my life, but I'll be damned if it doesn't help me.


Hope it never happens, but mother fucker bring your shit if it does.