[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

That's almost as good as the slow clap.....almost....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Why do you object? You are the man on the boards.

Can't you see I'm having a crises here? The damn goat collection has ruined my image in my own eyes and now I wonder how it would feel to be a girl.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Lups

I object!

I love objects

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Can't you see I'm having a crises here? The damn goat collection has ruined my image in my own eyes and now I wonder how it would feel to be a girl.

It's not that great being a girl. I'm constantly groped, guys oogle my breastestes, every time I hook up with a guy he never responds to my calls the next day, it takes me three hours to get ready every morning..., it's not that great.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I love objects

Why? What does those give to you?

Originally Posted by Axius

It's not that great being a girl. I'm constantly groped, guys oogle my breastestes, every time I hook up with a guy he never responds to my calls the next day, it takes me three hours to get ready every morning..., it's not that great.

I hear you sista! Stay strong! I couldn't do that, three hours is about 2 hours and 50 minutes more than I'm ready to invest, and that includes shower time.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I hear you sista! Stay strong! I couldn't do that, three hours is about 2 hours and 50 minutes more than I'm ready to invest, and that includes shower time.

Well you figure 1 hour for wardrobe choice, 1 hour for getting my hair done, and 1 hour for make-up. Without it I am an ugly slob with no real value to the real world.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well you figure 1 hour for wardrobe choice, 1 hour for getting my hair done, and 1 hour for make-up. Without it I am an ugly slob with no real value to the real world.

You'd be better at being a girl than I am, that's for sure.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

You'd be better at being a girl than I am, that's for sure.

Well I do know one thing, would probably be a big whore, so being a better girl part is iffy.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well I do know one thing, would probably be a big whore, so being a better girl part is iffy.

That's very smart. Always have a plan how to finance the lifestyle you want first!

There is no shame in being a professional girl!

[3s4u2]

Originally Posted by bimmette

It's ok. We're good.

Too late, you have more than you think...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's very smart. Always have a plan how to finance the lifestyle you want first!

There is no shame in being a professional girl!

I mean, that's the best plan of attack right? Find the richest dude to screw, get pregnant, collect checks, drive a BMW.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I mean, that's the best plan of attack right? Find the richest dude to screw, get pregnant, collect checks, drive a BMW.

Come on man don't spread that idea!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Come on man don't spread that idea!

Just trying to help out my friends.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Lups

Why? What does those give to you?
.

I'll tell you one thing they dont give me, .... heartbreak.


They give me

Happiness
Excitement
Joy
Cheer
Peace of mind
Sanctity
Exuberance
Delight



Everytime Skip from FedEx arrives, it's like my day just got brighter.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I mean, that's the best plan of attack right? Find the richest dude to screw, get pregnant, collect checks, drive a BMW.

If only I had joined bimmerpost fist, then the real life. I would've known all that's needed early enough.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'll tell you one thing they dont give me, .... heartbreak.


They give me

Happiness
Excitement
Joy
Cheer
Peace of mind
Sanctity
Exuberance
Delight

That's impressive. I get none of that.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by 3s4u2

Too late, you have more than you think...

Haha, I know. Just not in my area.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I love objects

The kind that vibrate....or spin AND vibrate?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

If only I had joined bimmerpost fist, then the real life. I would've known all that's needed early enough.

Don't worry, you still have time, and the best part...., I CAN GUIDE YOU!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's impressive. I get none of that.

I will take you to the right places when we all meet up in Vegas for MFest. You will see a whole new side to shopping.

[nyalpine90]

3hrs to get dress

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

The kind that vibrate....or spin AND vibrate?

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