[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by DF

Come to LA. Very few will want to put it in his butt :-)

Have you noticed a difference in gay guys based on community?

My best friend is gay and lives in Capitol Hill (Seattle) he says the LA gays aren't as "down" as SF/Seattle gay men.

[Mr Tonka]

uh..... what are tops and bottoms?

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?

Boob-jobbers aren't my thing either, but in a general sense, we just like the feeling and look of a nice pair enough to drown out aesthetics.

For your second part of the question, the only things I inherited from my mom's side of the gene pool are the shape of my eyes, tendency to gray early, ALDH2 deficiency, and the worst one... "that" size (especially since size matters)

...So (with shame in my eyes), yes.

Originally Posted by Biorin

If you actually have a small penis, how do you feel when people make joking small dick comments?

No one will answer this.

Actually, I would... I play it off as if they're talking about a micropenis, at least I can feel better knowing that I'm not that small!

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok I have another serious question. For those who go to strip clubs. Isn't it awkward sitting there getting excited with your buddies and then just leaving? I don't really get the concept. I find massage parlours or getting a escort/hooker much more understandable. At least you are a satisfied customer afterwards. So what's so great about strip clubs?

For me, it doesn't make a difference unless I can get hands-on, so I don't go out of my way to go to a strip club, and in my opinion, you'd have to be young and sexually inexperienced (true story: I had a buddy back when I was 19 that got super sprung after a lappy... It was so hilarious yet so sad ) or one thirsty-ass mofo to get a significant kick out of it.

...But us guys are usually visual creatures, that's why meaningless fucking on computer/TV/print means more to us than some romance novel or even one of those pornos that have an elaborate back story that takes 30 minutes to get through before they even kiss . Also, we tend to appreciate the female body; everything about a beautiful lady seems like it's lovingly sculpted from a God that cares about every detail and made perfection for the world to see (I SERIOUSLY don't get what's so taboo about women being naked).

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

I have a question for guys. WTF is up with sports? Why do you like that shit soooooo much? I'm not talking about PLAYING sports I'm talking about watching it on TV. I've never understood this phenomenon.

Our raw, primal, instinctual urge for competition, from the time we killed for dinosaur carnage to win over the hearts of a hungry cave-woman, all the way to the way our old man used to well... You know how you can say "__________ is to die for?" Well, that's why cousin Jimmy has a glass eye and spent a week in the ICU when he was 7, dammit

However, as we've began taking getting too physically tired from everybody's shit and there's too many laws that doesn't allow us to beat up people when we feel like it without jail time, so we encapsulate the happiness of victory when our teams win and celebrate vicariously, and let out that primal urge when they make a good tackle and make Derek Carr (Raiders) cry into his panties

Originally Posted by Biorin

What made the best sex you ever had the best?

Attentiveness, skill, and passion. I like it when a girl can take charge and show you what she likes, attend to what you like, but still exude a feminine charm instead of expecting us to magically figure out what she wants, because then we're going to go on with what we like and assuming everything is fine. Both on the bed and off, we're not mind-readers or someone that can even pick up obvious hints!

Like others said, don't lay there like a dead fish without making a peep or even a motion; just don't think that while we're in the zone, we don't appreciate the attentiveness (hint: I have a kink for getting my ears nibbled ). For me, I also think sex is good when it's mutually satisfying, and even better when the lady finishes first since I don't like the feeling of being an asshole and leaving her hanging, plus seeing and feeling all of her bodily reactions when she has an orgasm is enough of a turn-on to make the remainder of sex that much more intense.

Originally Posted by Lups

I keep getting this line:

"Wanna take me for a ride?"

Has it ever worked for anyone? Sooo fucking annoying

TBH, I've never heard that line, but then again I just leave my opener as "Hey, how's it going? I'm Ed, what's yours?

[NEFARIOUS]

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...0&postcount=39

I'm fairly Whitewashed, but I know enough about Asian culture to give some insight. What shalt I answer for thee, mine child?

[jimj911]

So I had tried to post this to the ask a gay guy thread but since Someone is probably too stuck on christianity (lets start an ask a religious zealot thread) to leave it open I will post it here...

I am new to this forum and the BMW world and had found it just to learn about my cars future mechanical issues but got sucked into the ask a girl thread, then ask a guy thread and finally the best one, ask a gay guy thread. I lived with a straight girl and two gay guys in college and it was the best experience of my life! It showed me how to be a better, more accepting human being. I had never been around anyone who was gay on a daily basis. It was a blast. I used to love going to the gay bars with them and drinking for free! It was like being a woman! The crazy part was the ignorance I would see though. It proved you are born with your sexual preferences because no one would choose to be persecuted that way. They used to call me GP (for Gay Protector, and we are still great friends 15 years later) as I grew up protecting my special needs brother and didnt like seeing my friends persecuted for being different either. I would hear guys I was playing pool with say how they were going to kick the crap out of the "homos" or "****" in the bar and I would say well kick the crap out of me because Im gay too ( I am not but the look on their faces was great). This would usually diffuse the situation (Im not huge but a 6', 200 lb rugby player who can hold his own) but once got me jumped by 5 guys!! HAHA. I would like to thank the OP for opening that thread because its important for people to be able to communicate and ask questions. Knowledge is power! My question, why would a gay guy pay hundreds of dollars for designer jeans???

[bimmette]

Ok geez. You barely count as an Asian! Now I have to help answer. Although I think a majority of forum members are Asian so shouldn't be too many questions.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jimj911

So I had tried to post this to the ask a gay guy thread but since Someone is probably too stuck on christianity (lets start an ask a religious zealot thread) to leave it open I will post it here...

I am new to this forum and the BMW world and had found it just to learn about my cars future mechanical issues but got sucked into the ask a girl thread, then ask a guy thread and finally the best one, ask a gay guy thread. I lived with a straight girl and two gay guys in college and it was the best experience of my life! It showed me how to be a better, more accepting human being. I had never been around anyone who was gay on a daily basis. It was a blast. I used to love going to the gay bars with them and drinking for free! It was like being a woman! The crazy part was the ignorance I would see though. It proved you are born with your sexual preferences because no one would choose to be persecuted that way. They used to call me GP (for Gay Protector, and we are still great friends 15 years later) as I grew up protecting my special needs brother and didnt like seeing my friends persecuted for being different either. I would hear guys I was playing pool with say how they were going to kick the crap out of the "homos" or "****" in the bar and I would say well kick the crap out of me because Im gay too ( I am not but the look on their faces was great). This would usually diffuse the situation (Im not huge but a 6', 200 lb rugby player who can hold his own) but once got me jumped by 5 guys!! HAHA. I would like to thank the OP for opening that thread because its important for people to be able to communicate and ask questions. Knowledge is power! My question, why would a gay guy pay hundreds of dollars for designer jeans???

Welcome and nice post!
I know straight guys who pay obscene amounts for jeans too. It's so dumb.

[Lups]

Is it true you all are rich gay men bimmette ?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by jimj911

So I had tried to post this to the ask a gay guy thread but since Someone is probably too stuck on christianity (lets start an ask a religious zealot thread) to leave it open I will post it here...

I am new to this forum and the BMW world and had found it just to learn about my cars future mechanical issues but got sucked into the ask a girl thread, then ask a guy thread and finally the best one, ask a gay guy thread. I lived with a straight girl and two gay guys in college and it was the best experience of my life! It showed me how to be a better, more accepting human being. I had never been around anyone who was gay on a daily basis. It was a blast. I used to love going to the gay bars with them and drinking for free! It was like being a woman! The crazy part was the ignorance I would see though. It proved you are born with your sexual preferences because no one would choose to be persecuted that way. They used to call me GP (for Gay Protector, and we are still great friends 15 years later) as I grew up protecting my special needs brother and didnt like seeing my friends persecuted for being different either. I would hear guys I was playing pool with say how they were going to kick the crap out of the "homos" or "****" in the bar and I would say well kick the crap out of me because Im gay too ( I am not but the look on their faces was great). This would usually diffuse the situation (Im not huge but a 6', 200 lb rugby player who can hold his own) but once got me jumped by 5 guys!! HAHA. I would like to thank the OP for opening that thread because its important for people to be able to communicate and ask questions. Knowledge is power! My question, why would a gay guy pay hundreds of dollars for designer jeans???

:dropsthemic:

[4AD]

Why is it that all Asians are so good at math and sciences but yet don't know how to properly operate a vehicle?

[Biorin]

Do other Asians love tacky gold shit (i.e. my laptop and phone) as much as I do??

[DF]

Thank you for post JIM. That was a great way of explaining it. As an owner of an n54 I need to have ample money in reserve for repairs. So my jeans which retail for hundreds I get on sale. I bargain shop like crazy. Whe the economy tanked in 08 I bought more Prada than was good for me. Last year I got an Armani tux (colleczione. Not that emporio crap) for 75% off. But to answer your question its material and fit. And we have no kids taking our monies

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

Is it true you all are rich gay men bimmette ?

Yes! Will you be my pool boy?

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Lups

Is it true you all are rich gay men bimmette ?

I'm straight and barely trudging my head above water, and lots of Asians may seem effeminate and non-Americanized Asian fashion seems a bit girly, but homosexuality isn't as common in Asia as it is here in the states.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by 4AD

Why is it that all Asians are so good at math and sciences but yet don't know how to properly operate a vehicle?

I'm shit at math and science. Even needed a tutor in high school... and he was white

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by 4AD

Why is it that all Asians are so good at math and sciences but yet don't know how to properly operate a vehicle?

The Whitewashed side of me just high-fived you since it's baffling to me too... But... Let me access my inner FOB to answer this question.

See, in China, lots of people have been screwed over by the Communist government, so 2 things have happened:
1. You were THE hot shit to have a car; most people commuted by bicycle until the 90s, so older people learned driving at an older age, unlike other countries where your license was a rite of passage in your early teens.

2. Morality and consideration has been a bit of a lost cause in recent years, where Chinese people only focus on themselves, but to a lesser degree, Koreans and even my own Taiwanese. With that being said, most Asian drivers focus on getting themselves on the road, but not quite others.

3. Our moms beat the living crap out of us if we even so much as gotten an A-Minus on tests, but since driving is not an academic concern and she probably drives worse than us, it's not really her prerogative to ace the driving test.

4. Real Chinese people like to use loopholes; I know 2 people who "bought" their drivers license by having someone else take the driver's test somehow.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yes! Will you be my pool boy?

Yes!!! I will send you photos to get an interview asap!

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I'm straight and barely trudging my head above water, and lots of Asians may seem effeminate and non-Americanized Asian fashion seems a bit girly, but homosexuality isn't as common in Asia as it is here in the states.

I was absolutely in no way serious. I'm pissed off for the gay thread going down. I'm quite sure there are not enough closets for all Asians, us white folks occupy them for ya.

[jimj911]

I have a cousin who recently came out of the closet. He would tease me about my carharrts or work attire on a daily basis so when he came to visit me on the ranch i worked on in Montana, I had cut out the logo for Rockin Republics and glued it on my wranglers and asked if I fit in now?? haha. I understand material and quality but the 300% price markup is insane! Ill work on my answers for the girls questions!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Do other Asians love tacky gold shit (i.e. my laptop and phone) as much as I do??

Nope, my phone and laptop are space gray, to match my sparkling graphite car. That tackiness is from your white side

[Needbmwpartzz]

Where in Asia are you from?

[DF]

Originally Posted by jimj911

I have a cousin who recently came out of the closet. He would tease me about my carharrts or work attire on a daily basis so when he came to visit me on the ranch i worked on in Montana, I had cut out the logo for Rockin Republics and glued it on my wranglers and asked if I fit in now?? haha. I understand material and quality but the 300% price markup is insane! Ill work on my answers for the girls questions!

I think because they run such small numbers. But rag and bone pants are my jam right now. The most I have paid for jeans is probably $130 or so. You were working in Montana. What else would you wear?

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Do other Asians love tacky gold shit (i.e. my laptop and phone) as much as I do??

My laptop is a black HP, and my phone is a Motorola Turbo, although in blue since it was the cheapest one I can buy off of eBay (but I do have a black case around it so the only way you can tell is the small sliver around the camera/LED openings).

But for real-deal Asians, yes, gold symbolizes good luck and the Asian's general love for money and anything that symbolizes wealth.