[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha I'm halfway there because I can fool most Hispanics into thinking I'm Dominican or from Panama. Like the Spanish seriously has people thinking. And being a quarter West Indian helps my case because I don't have the regular nappy looking black hair.


But I can sing [relatively] well, actually.

So you were lost member from boy band Aventura

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

So you were lost member from boy band Aventura

Haha I was Romeo's stunt double before he got fat.

[nyalpine90]

[Axius]

Damn, I missed some fun conversation!


Women are objects, men are objects, your cat or dog is an object, all spinning around at a million miles an hour on a tiny planet in a never ending universe just trying to get off, find a mate, until we slowly rot into a decrepit senior citizen who shits themselves unknowingly, drive 10mph under the speed limit wearing the largest and darkest plastic sunglasses money can buy, and then die in our sleep.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Damn, I missed some fun conversation!


Women are objects, men are objects, your cat or dog is an object, all spinning around at a million miles an hour on a tiny planet in a never ending universe just trying to get off, find a mate, until we slowly rot into a decrepit senior citizen who shits themselves unknowingly, drive 10mph under the speed limit wearing the largest and darkest plastic sunglasses money can buy, and then die in our sleep.

QFT.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Damn, I missed some fun conversation!


Women are objects, men are objects, your cat or dog is an object, all spinning around at a million miles an hour on a tiny planet in a never ending universe just trying to get off, find a mate, until we slowly rot into a decrepit senior citizen who shits themselves unknowingly, drive 10mph under the speed limit wearing the largest and darkest plastic sunglasses money can buy, and then die in our sleep.

I would like to die before I shit myself unknowingly.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Yeah, because only men objectify women, and not the other way around? Because it's my job to police women's relationship choices because you think they are too ' frail' 'weak' and 'stupid' to do it on their own?

I thank them for their candor. They're the reason I deleted any online dating profiles I had up. Not interested in being played. The quote "women might fake orgasms but men fake entire relationships" isn't too far from the truth. #foreveralone it is.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I thank them for their candor. They're the reason I deleted any online dating profiles I had up. Not interested in being played. The quote "women might fake orgasms but men fake entire relationships" isn't too far from the truth. #foreveralone it is.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I would like to die before I shit myself unknowingly.

But once you die, you shit automatically, so there's no escaping it.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Three matches overnight, one of which was a super like.

Brother....No doubt => "Ena-Niesha"

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Brother....No doubt => "Ena-Niesha"

LOL, it's funny because I unmatched her after locating her Facebook. I had to circumvent the chin angle possibility, and she was confirmed to be chunky. So I hit the ninja-unmatch.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

LOL, it's funny because I unmatched her after locating her Facebook. I had to circumvent the chin angle possibility, and she was confirmed to be chunky. So I hit the ninja-unmatch.

For me personal she looks hot and exotic , beautiful girl !
Kinda wild cat !

I would never say no..to her .

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

she was confirmed to be chunky. So I hit the ninja-unmatch.

sure does not look it.....

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

For me personal she looks hot and exotic , beautiful girl !
Kinda wild cat !

I would never say no..to her .

She is beautiful. But I'm at a point in my life where I like what I like and if there is any gray area, it is a point of contention that may possibly require change (physically) and I just refuse to go down that path again.

If you're not fit when we meet, the odds of you staying fit when we are together are equally moot.

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

sure does not look it.....

I know. But I'm tired of dealing with undercover fatties. The consequences of blind right-swiping. Smh.

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I didn't read any of this because I don't care. No one is using tinder to find their spouse, and speaking of which he isn't married to these women and doesn't owe them shit - especially an explaination.

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[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

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Hey, there are exceptions, one of which exists in this very thread.

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hey, there are exceptions, one of which exists in this very thread.

and how shredded you are

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

and how shredded you are

LOL! Well thank you good sir it's been a long road. It's tough to find good pics to steal nowadays.


But if Mike. can do it, why can't I?!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

She is beautiful. But I'm at a point in my life where I like what I like and if there is any gray area, it is a point of contention that may possibly require change (physically) and I just refuse to go down that path again.

If you're not fit when we meet, the odds of you staying fit when we are together are equally moot.

I know. But I'm tired of dealing with undercover fatties. The consequences of blind right-swiping. Smh.

You can exercise off fat but you can't exercise off ugly. Just sayin'.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'm all for the serious conversation, but let me get this thread back on track. Was good fun to read some of the opinions, though. Now let's see.. on the topic of super liking, yesterday.. silvergray545

So...super liking does actually work. And to think that I've been ignoring it all this time. Smh.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And for the record my bio and douche-y pic that the women apparently don't like to see but somehow worked in a span of a few hours because physical attraction is the main driver for these apps. This is actually also my first shirtless main pic btw. silvergray545 made some tweaks to the bio again.

LMAO! I like how you came off as an asshole before. Now, you're like a normal person.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

She is beautiful. But I'm at a point in my life where I like what I like and if there is any gray area, it is a point of contention that may possibly require change (physically) and I just refuse to go down that path again.

If you're not fit when we meet, the odds of you staying fit when we are together are equally moot.

From my experience is a beautiful GF very nice to have ..
But after a while we need also to live with her character and the beautiful girl becomes a witch...

In other words ..

Beautiful = ****
A good and kind character = *****
Beautiful and a good and kind character = ******* , but really hard to find !

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

You can exercise off fat but you can't exercise off ugly. Just sayin'.

Of course you can.

Originally Posted by silvergray545

So...super liking does actually work. And to think that I've been ignoring it all this time. Smh.

LMAO! I like how you came off as an asshole before. Now, you're like a normal person.

LOL I done told you bruh. You ain't buhlee me.


And I still am, I'm just a relatable asshole instead of a robotic one.


InB4 dildo.