Crazy dealer story.

CollinsE90 · 05-30-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Why do you say that lol?

You've seen my pictures!!! I'm a 9.4.

BTW the E90 is going on a diet.

I'm gonna take out the rear seats and cut out the entire factory exhaust.

i know girls and i can tell when one wants the penis

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:11 AM

That is Cicio's 911 and his DD 135i.

Both have exhaust suspension and tunes.

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:12 AM

Dudes DOmo is everywhere there!!!

BTW best shop in the U.S. and they have some exciting news for us N54 guys.

Can't tell.

positiveions · 05-30-2010, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Dudes DOmo is everywhere there!!!

BTW best shop in the U.S. and they have some exciting news for us N54 guys.

Can't tell.

best shop for??? repair?
crap, we are so bored

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i know girls and i can tell when one wants the penis

I can tell when guys want penis. I'll meet you half way how about Motel 6 in Chattanooga?

Once again, your sig is amazing.

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:14 AM

BTW Sara... If I was still stationed in Salt Lake... You and me.

I could still go back

All of my best buds are in SLUT (Salt Lake Utah...)

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by eatrach73

best shop for??? repair?
crap, we are so bored

Custom work. Tunes, etc.

Verbiage · 05-30-2010, 01:24 AM

If I drive to GA there better be some good shit down there lol.

And are you seriously removing the rear seats?

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

If I drive to GA there better be some good shit down there lol.

And are you seriously removing the rear seats?

Is that a serious question?

And yes. IDGAF.

Shedding the exhaust and rear seats. That's like what 200 pounds? Then Recaros, another 60 pounds.

Since I haven' worked out in 6 months (shoulder surgery) I am 160 lbs vs. 185 lbs...

So thats another 25 lbs, lol.

Then Meth, Tune, and DCI. (Within the end of the year).

Remember I switiched from a fully modded 328i for this to go fast.

I'm also going to vinyl wrap my roof black.

Sara · 05-30-2010, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

BTW Sara... If I was still stationed in Salt Lake... You and me.

I could still go back

All of my best buds are in SLUT (Salt Lake Utah...)

I'm a player

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm a player

Really now? I like the closet freaks btw.

I drove some of these cars today and wow... wowy wow.

Doug@ Topspeed dyno tuned a stock 335i under a hour and hit 316 RWHP SAE and 355 lbs. That was his conservative tune.

The 135i stock air box and exhaust hits over 400 rwhp.

Sara · 05-30-2010, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Yeah folding seats are for ZCP.

Sara once again I have a ring for you.

Sorry I was out at a small meet today at Top Speed.

How big is the rock?

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

How big is the rock?

For you....

Verbiage · 05-30-2010, 01:33 AM

A wild Sara appears!

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

A wild Sara appears!

I love that shit.

But Sara. I should go back to SLUT. Atlanta blows now.

Sara · 05-30-2010, 01:34 AM

Buy me winter wheels instead

Verbiage · 05-30-2010, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aonarch

Is that a serious question?

And yes. IDGAF.

Shedding the exhaust and rear seats. That's like what 200 pounds? Then Recaros, another 60 pounds.

Since I haven' worked out in 6 months (shoulder surgery) I am 160 lbs vs. 185 lbs...

So thats another 25 lbs, lol.

Then Meth, Tune, and DCI. (Within the end of the year).

Remember I switiched from a fully modded 328i for this to go fast.

I'm also going to vinyl wrap my roof black.

Well good luck to you, man. I guess you'll just have to use Sara's back seats

Or she can just come to MD and use mine

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Buy me winter wheels instead

I already have a set in my garage with new Blizzarks mounted.

?

jeremicium · 05-30-2010, 01:36 AM

Back from track day. Will post pics tomorrow...must give the wife a good shag before collapsing. One of the instructors...some 60ish dude told me he married the wrong woman after he was done driving with my wife...I'm quite content having a girl that digs cars...and drives like a dude.

On another note, why the hell did I wait till i was 37 to track a car...truly the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Sara...change that profile pic...it's far too distracting!

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Well good luck to you, man. I guess you'll just have to use Sara's back seats

Or she can just come to MD and use mine

Don't make me fight over a girl.

I'll bury a mother fucker!

Sara · 05-30-2010, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

A wild Sara appears!

Hi

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

Back from track day. Will post pics tomorrow...must give the wife a good shag before collapsing. One of the instructors...some 60ish dude told me he married the wrong woman after he was done driving with my wife...I'm quite content having a girl that digs cars...and drives like a dude.

On another note, why the hell did I wait till i was 37 to track a car...truly the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Sara...change that profile pic...it's far too distracting!

Best gf I ever had is obsessed with BMWs and drives a E46 M3 vert.

One more motherfucking page!

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Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 222 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	That is Cicio's 911 and his DD 135i. Both have exhaust suspension and tunes.
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Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 222 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	Dudes DOmo is everywhere there!!! BTW best shop in the U.S. and they have some exciting news for us N54 guys. Can't tell.
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Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 222 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	BTW Sara... If I was still stationed in Salt Lake... You and me. I could still go back All of my best buds are in SLUT (Salt Lake Utah...)
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3648 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	If I drive to GA there better be some good shit down there lol. And are you seriously removing the rear seats? __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3648 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	A wild Sara appears! __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Sara Lieutenant General 5885 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Buy me winter wheels instead
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jeremicium Major 173 Rep 1,178 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 328i Join Date: May 2009 Location: Tacoma, Wa. USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 BMW 328i [0.00] 2009 Porsche Cayman S [0.00] 2016 BMW M2 [0.00] 2001 Honda S2000 [0.00]	Back from track day. Will post pics tomorrow...must give the wife a good shag before collapsing. One of the instructors...some 60ish dude told me he married the wrong woman after he was done driving with my wife...I'm quite content having a girl that digs cars...and drives like a dude. On another note, why the hell did I wait till i was 37 to track a car...truly the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Sara...change that profile pic...it's far too distracting!
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