Tinder/Dating Apps

grimlock · 07-07-2016, 01:04 PM

btw, which one is assumed to be Alli ? one of the left has some nice titage going..

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Idk the right one's knee caps look f'ed

3/10, would not bang

Grimmy's most likely got some experience there. I'm sure he can fill you in on how to treat that, given the amount of time he spends on his knees.

Shouldn't be too bad, though, also given the lack of testicular competition and/or penial presence in China. Let's call it an isolated issue.

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Idk the right one's knee caps look f'ed

3/10, would not bang

You know how I know you're ghey?

Axius · 07-07-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

btw, which one is assumed to be Alli ? one of the left has some nice titage going..

Stop overthinking Grimmy. They are clearly both Alli and are a package deal.

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Stop overthinking Grimmy. They are clearly both Alli and are a package deal.

Axius for president.

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 01:19 PM

Banana Hammock · 07-07-2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Stop overthinking Grimmy. They are clearly both Alli and are a package deal.

So THAT'S what a super like is for!

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You know how I know you're ghey?

So then why do ya'll keep bashing the eyebrows of every sexy chick I post ?!?

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

So then why do ya'll keep bashing the eyebrows of every sexy chick I post ?!?

Because some girls are weird enough to shape their eyebrows in ways that are atrocious.

I left swipe every girl with fucked up eyebrows.

Banana Hammock · 07-07-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Because some girls are weird enough to shape their eyebrows in ways that are atrocious.

I left swipe every girl with fucked up eyebrows.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

So THAT'S what a super like is for!

Not sure, never used one of them before. However, I guess if there was a time, that would have been it.

"So which one of the two Alli's first? This thing ain't gonna suck itself."

Taskmaster · 07-07-2016, 01:47 PM

Hey, if you find true love on Tinder, great. But last I checked, that isn't what Smoosh was looking for.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 01:57 PM

What is this true love thing you speak of?

Gotta remember to stop swiping on the shitter at work. Hour away up near the VA border, then when I get home some of the girls be like 150 miles away...,

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Gotta remember to stop swiping on the shitter at work. Hour away up near the VA border, then when I get home some of the girls be like 150 miles away...,

Yeah dude, that's a problem.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah dude, that's a problem.

Let me tell you, there's some creatures in small southern towns. Eeeeeeks.

Aatish · 07-07-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah most chicks say I'm always hard !

My first (sex)- date ...Dates from 20 years back in time , so yes I've kinda expierence my friend

In other words..
Now they call me , at least if I have time and I'm not working and when my character is hard !

And if they are kind they may spent the night with me as well , but the next morning they really need to leave my house because anyway who can follow me in the madness ?

Cindy , Brigitte, Tinneke , Ursula , Pascale, Krista, Dominique, Chantal,Yvette,Joel,Laura,Ellen,Claudia,Monique,Ri ta ,Afra,Caroline,Martine,Linda, 2 Nancy's ,Ingrid, Isabelle, Els ect...

That's a lot, my friend.

You could write a book on all them!

Aatish · 07-07-2016, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You know how I know you're ghey?

So then why do ya'll keep bashing the eyebrows of every sexy chick I post ?!?

Cuz all them bitches have dankass brows.

Come on, your Indian! You should have a PH.D. on eyebrows and hair.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Cuz all them bitches have dankass brows.

Come on, your Indian! You should have a PH.D. on eyebrows and hair.

You mean a righteous UNIbrow. TEHEHEHEHEHE.

1LRM3 · 07-07-2016, 02:15 PM

are there any cuties on TINDER? really....

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Cuz all them bitches have dankass brows.

Come on, your Indian! You should have a PH.D. on eyebrows and hair.

Eyebrows and hair. Both potential dealer breakers.

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

are there any cuties on TINDER? really....

Of course. I don't share the cute ones. You know, just in case.

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Cuz all them bitches have dankass brows.

Come on, your Indian! You should have a PH.D. on eyebrows and hair.

Bhai, I have a Ph.D. in ass, boobs, and leg spacing.

I see nice ass, I smash nice ass.

I don't give af how many mm your eyebrows are spaced out, as long as you have a generally attractive face.

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