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      12-22-2015, 07:09 PM   #4071
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By quoting the idiot above you .
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It's 15:15 hrs. Lups is drunk again. Trust your eyes and go with your gut, Phil.
Hahahahaha

Reminds me of my Czech Aunt, the drunker she gets the more bs she spews.

Sometimes, She made millions being a part time decorator,sometimes a writer, a day trader, while being a stay at home mom...didn't want to accept her husband was the provider. Lol
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It's 15:15 hrs. Lups is drunk again. Trust your eyes and go with your gut, Phil.
Hahahahaha

Reminds me of my Czech Aunt, the drunker she gets the more bs she spews.

Sometimes, She made millions being a part time decorator,sometimes a writer, a day trader, while being a stay at home mom...didn't want to accept her husband was the provider. Lol
I thought Lups was a Finn
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Hahahahaha

Reminds me of my Czech Aunt, the drunker she gets the more bs she spews.

Sometimes, She made millions being a part time decorator,sometimes a writer, a day trader, while being a stay at home mom...didn't want to accept her husband was the provider. Lol
Approaching the 4 numbers => "992"
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Approaching the 4 numbers => "991"
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She is Finn .
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+1 => "993"

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Happy "1000" !!!
Congrats my friend
How do you say circle jerk in Belgianese?
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Thank-you, Phil.

Just for you...

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How do you say circle jerk in Belgianese?
That's really easy even in English and for you =>http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=circle+jerk

And in Belgianese => zegt men dat een klootzak de volgende klootzak aftrekt dit in een cirkelvorm en uitgevonden door u .
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Thank-you, Phil.

Just for you...

Ohhh wow thank you finally I can see Alexa
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That is a lot of words for "circle" or for "jerk"...
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That is a lot of words for "circle" or for "jerk"...
Actually it needs the words x 3 because I speak and write 3 laguages here in Belgium this was only one of them and in my first language.
My 4th language sucks and that's my English .
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That is a lot of words for "circle" or for "jerk"...
Actually it needs the words x 3 because I speak and write 3 laguages here in Belgium this was only one of them and in my first language.
My 4th language sucks and that's my English .
There has to be some kind of slang in Dutch or German for "circle jerk" though out of curiosity?? I just imagined some guy trying to insult another and that entire paragraph comes out...

I'm scared to ask you to translate "asshole"... It'll be like 27 words...
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There has to be some kind of slang in Dutch or German for "circle jerk" though out of curiosity?? I just imagined some guy trying to insult another and that entire paragraph comes out...

I'm scared to ask you to translate "asshole"... It'll be like 27 words...
In only one word => "Anus"
But here it is for you and in more than only 27 words => https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus_%28anatomie%29
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How do you say circle jerk in Belgianese?
That's really easy even in English and for you =>http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=circle+jerk

And in Belgianese => zegt men dat een klootzak de volgende klootzak aftrekt dit in een cirkelvorm en uitgevonden door u .
Urban dictionary...the best...
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So I go to the local café to get some Jo, and they always have a trivia up. Today's was great! Ladies, how could they put this up there and not expect me to almost spit my coffee out trying not to answer?

"What adult female weighs close to 3000 lbs?"

Me: "A married one?"
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So I go to the local café to get some Jo, and they always have a trivia up. Today's was great! Ladies, how could they put this up there and not expect me to almost spit my coffee out trying not to answer?

"What adult female weighs close to 3000 lbs?"

Me: "A married one?"
I would've gone with feminist... The housewives here in La-La Land would be replaced on the spot if they weren't up to par... Not applicable here...
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Bet you can't answer this...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
By changing your gender constantly on this forum?
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By changing your gender constantly on this forum?
We change it for him, he doesn't need to do shit! He's very open minded as you can see.
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