[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Shoot first
Ask questions later

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Touché

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Watching "body cam". Maybe I shouldn't watch so much TV. Leo's in a standoff with some a hole with a knife. Would you feel comfortable going at this guy with beanbags, Taser ,baton.? Is there an agency policy?

We no longer use the bean bag shotgun. The 40mm is the go-to now.

[upstatedoc]

Still watching. Somebody stop me. Have you ever been bitten by a person?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Still watching. Somebody stop me. Have you ever been bitten by a person?

Thankfully no! I don't want these ravenous hepatitis infected street urchins tainting me. Lol!

[upstatedoc]

Cat bites are the worst. Be wary of cat women.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Cat bites are the worst. Be wary of cat women.

I feel like there's a good story behind that comment.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Cat bites are the worst. Be wary of cat women.

What kind of doctor are you again?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I feel like there's a good story behind that comment.

Never been bit by a cat woman. But cat bites are concerning. Antibiotics, tetanus shot etc. watch the pussy's.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by shoei

What kind of doctor are you again?

Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?

I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I feel like there's a good story behind that comment.

Are you 10-8? Please nail someone for speeding for me.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by shoei

I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol

Are you 45?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Are you 45?

Not yet!!! Wait, is that the recommended age now?!! Wtf lol

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by shoei

Not yet!!! Wait, is that the recommended age now?!! Wtf lol

It changed from 50 years old to 45 for Not at risk patients

[shoei]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

It changed from 50 years old to 45 for Not at risk patients

So at risk patients is what, 35 now?

Damn, I guess I'll see you between now and our next pandemic. Good thing, I have to split time with NYC starting next year.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Still watching. Somebody stop me. Have you ever been bitten by a person?

I have, people are fuckin' animals.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Murf993

I have, people are fuckin' animals.

So have I. Cops bring-in a fucktard in the ER that needs to be restrained then we bandage the same cops for nasty bite marks. My Kingdom for a Taser.

[Fly320s]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

We no longer use the bean bag shotgun. The 40mm is the go-to now.

155mm howitzer or GTFO.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

My Kingdom for a Taser.

You rang?????

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

So have I. Cops bring-in a fucktard in the ER that needs to be restrained then we bandage the same cops for nasty bite marks. My Kingdom for a Taser.

As I recall, the client instantly received some free dental work.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Murf993

As I recall, the client instantly received some free dental work.

A straight lower palm strike under the bridge of the nose works for me. Makes those tear ducts work overtime.

[vreihen16]

Q: What do you have when you are holding a giant green ball in your left hand, and another giant green ball in your right hand?


A: The Jolly Green Giant's undivided attention!!!!!