[1MOREMOD]

DNA test

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I got hired today for a full time in the morning - and just now, my girlfriend said she thinks she is pregnant

I need to get drunk

Funny how life balances itself out...

But seriously, I don't know how many times my wife thought that only to be wrong, so I understand how you are feeling, but there is a pretty good chance she's wrong and she'll get her period in a few days.

If not - what is the plan?

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I got hired today for a full time in the morning - and just now, my girlfriend said she thinks she is pregnant

I need to get drunk

When's the wedding?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by dinonz

When's the wedding?

And don't make us bring shotguns

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

And don't make us bring shotguns

You don't want to bring firearms? Are you sure...like absolutely positive...that you are American?

I'm starting to grow suspicious of you. Might have to dox you to the Democrats as you might just well be the missing link they need to prove Russian collusion.

Dasvidaniya, Прощай

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Funny how life balances itself out...

But seriously, I don't know how many times my wife thought that only to be wrong, so I understand how you are feeling, but there is a pretty good chance she's wrong and she'll get her period in a few days.

If not - what is the plan?

I told her to go to the pharmacy first thing in the morning to get a test. I don't think I've ever slept this horribly in a while...

But good news: I don't need to make a plan for "if not"

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Switching teams?

Switched last may. Dumped the E93 after a myriad of codes popped up/limp mode after racing a Hell Cat on the interstate. Local indy said he wouldn't touch it. Cost of repair was more than the car was worth. Sold it and bought the Lexus. My second IS 350. The first was a dream. I honestly prefer the 2nd gen to the 3rd.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I got hired today for a full time in the morning - and just now, my girlfriend said she thinks she is pregnant

I need to get drunk

Congrats on the job! If I'm reading this right, and please forgive me I'm a little scatter brained today, but congrats on not having a child?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I told her to go to the pharmacy first thing in the morning to get a test. I don't think I've ever slept this horribly in a while...

But good news: I don't need to make a plan for "if not"

So in summary, the pickle got you into a pickle, but the test got you out of a pickle, making you a happy little Turkish Pickle.

But this bears saying, if you are relying on her, maybe you shouldn't be.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Congrats on the job! If I'm reading this right, and please forgive me I'm a little scatter brained today, but congrats on not having a child?

Thank you!! You got it - I am employed, but not a father.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

So in summary, the pickle got you into a pickle, but the test got you out of a pickle, making you a happy little Turkish Pickle.

But this bears saying, if you are relying on her, maybe you shouldn't be.

Summary is correct, i am a happy little turkish pickle.
What do you mean by relying on her? the pickle stays wrapped, if thats what you were getting at.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

just now, my girlfriend said she thinks she is pregnant

this is getting good

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You don't want to bring firearms? Are you sure...like absolutely positive...that you are American?

I'm starting to grow suspicious of you. Might have to dox you to the Democrats as you might just well be the missing link they need to prove Russian collusion.

Dasvidaniya, Прощай

Don't MAKE me bring firearms. And unless short-barrel/pistol grip, it's so hard to get my groovethingon. A nice dress .44 in the inside breast pocket of my elbow patched jacket, with jeans. Amirite M_Six

[309xi]

Confession.

I have had Covid since last Wednesday and have never been so miserable in my life. Think I caught every single symptom minus the worst one which is that I can obviously still breathe. Not well, but it's not so bad I need oxygen yet. Just hard to take deep breaths. The worst is that I've constantly had a dry mouth and half the time can barely even swallow. Which freaks me out to say the least. I miss not being sore and tired and cold/hot all the time. I really miss smelling and tasting stuff. 😕

I know at this point a lot of ppl still mock this shit, which is easy enough when you don't have to deal with it head on, but please be safe out there everybody, If not for yourself, for your loved ones. I wore a mask everywhere and it was someone I live with that didn't at the wrong time and brought it home that fucked me. I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. (Except the Chinese. I hope they all get it.)

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Thank you!! You got it - I am employed, but not a father.


Summary is correct, i am a happy little turkish pickle.
What do you mean by relying on her? the pickle stays wrapped, if thats what you were getting at.

That's what I was getting at. You were picking up what I was dropping. Great news on the job as well!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Don't MAKE me bring firearms. And unless short-barrel/pistol grip, it's so hard to get my groovethingon. A nice dress .44 in the inside breast pocket of my elbow patched jacket, with jeans. Amirite M_Six

I dunno, in someone of your advanced years, I'm not sure a .44 is the way to go. I feel like I could probably get three shots with a .45 on target while you are still fighting to control muzzle flip from the one shot from your .44...

Unless you were going for a "Bullet Tooth Tony" approach and were hoping the intimidation factor of a .44 was enough. Then again, if that were the case, go for broke and haul out the S&W .500. Be enough to put down an elephant.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I dunno, in someone of your advanced years, I'm not sure a .44 is the way to go. I feel like I could probably get three shots with a .45 on target while you are still fighting to control muzzle flip from the one shot from your .44...

Unless you were going for a "Bullet Tooth Tony" approach and were hoping the intimidation factor of a .44 was enough. Then again, if that were the case, go for broke and haul out the S&W .500. Be enough to put down an elephant.

Can't watch the video due to being in the office, but one of my favorite scenes from this movie.

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence."

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

my girlfriend said she thinks she is pregnant

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

the pickle stays wrapped, if thats what you were getting at.

Hmm... I smell crazy. Might wanna run before it's too late.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Can't watch the video due to being in the office, but one of my favorite scenes from this movie.

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence."

Yup, same here. Although frankly the whole movie was good, I'm always struggling not to rewatch it whenever I see it on, and often times lose the struggle.

Much like the first Matrix, pretty much a sucker for that anytime I see it on. The lobby shootout scene in the Matrix is my favourite part.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yup, same here. Although frankly the whole movie was good, I'm always struggling not to rewatch it whenever I see it on, and often times lose the struggle.

Much like the first Matrix, pretty much a sucker for that anytime I see it on. The lobby shootout scene in the Matrix is my favourite part.

Same! Aside from The Longest Yard and Rock'n Rolla; Ritchie's films are nothing short of fantastic.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I told her to go to the pharmacy first thing in the morning to get a test. I don't think I've ever slept this horribly in a while...

But good news: I don't need to make a plan for "if not"

Pickle, firstly, I’m happy all is well. BUT. I don’t like that she told you she thought she was pregnant especially after reading you are taking precautions. It’s not like you were irresponsible and not wrapping up. Why wouldn’t she take the test first. I feel like it was to see your reaction. Me no like. Just my $0.02

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Pickle, firstly, I’m happy all is well. BUT. I don’t like that she told you she thought she was pregnant especially after reading you are taking precautions. It’s not like you were irresponsible and not wrapping up. Why wouldn’t she take the test first. I feel like it was to see your reaction. Me no like. Just my $0.02

Interesting take - didn't really cross my mind that this could be a shit test
I mean if anything, I didn't freak out to her but the boys would tell you a completely different story.

I just told her to go get a test and that we can talk about it after the results but of course the boys got the "GUYS HELP I MIGHT BE A FATHER WHAT IS FASTEST METHOD TO OFF MYSELF" text

[Mpow-wow]

I like to smoke weed and play the drums I'm 47. 😂