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      10-15-2020, 09:23 PM   #4335
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I like to smoke weed and play the drums I'm 47. 😂
So, the confession is that you're 47 :

Get off the lawn kid
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      10-15-2020, 09:25 PM   #4336
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I like to smoke weed and play the drums I'm 47. 😂
So, the confession is that you're 47 :

Get off the lawn kid
I guess it would be three confessions, but I'm in Washington so really it's nothing.
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      10-16-2020, 07:09 AM   #4337
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Confession.

I have had Covid since last Wednesday and have never been so miserable in my life. Think I caught every single symptom minus the worst one which is that I can obviously still breathe. Not well, but it's not so bad I need oxygen yet. Just hard to take deep breaths. The worst is that I've constantly had a dry mouth and half the time can barely even swallow. Which freaks me out to say the least. I miss not being sore and tired and cold/hot all the time. I really miss smelling and tasting stuff. 😕

I know at this point a lot of ppl still mock this shit, which is easy enough when you don't have to deal with it head on, but please be safe out there everybody, If not for yourself, for your loved ones. I wore a mask everywhere and it was someone I live with that didn't at the wrong time and brought it home that fucked me. I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. (Except the Chinese. I hope they all get it.)
I hope you heal quickly!
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      10-16-2020, 07:44 AM   #4338
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Interesting take - didn't really cross my mind that this could be a shit test
I mean if anything, I didn't freak out to her but the boys would tell you a completely different story.

I just told her to go get a test and that we can talk about it after the results but of course the boys got the "GUYS HELP I MIGHT BE A FATHER WHAT IS FASTEST METHOD TO OFF MYSELF" text
I could be wrong, but in a new relationship do you really want to drop that bomb before you know, especially since you were safe? IDK?

Happy Friday.
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      10-16-2020, 08:53 AM   #4339
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I could be wrong, but in a new relationship do you really want to drop that bomb before you know, especially since you were safe? IDK?

Happy Friday.
+1

That raises the red crazy flags.
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      10-16-2020, 12:05 PM   #4340
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I could be wrong, but in a new relationship do you really want to drop that bomb before you know, especially since you were safe? IDK?

Happy Friday.
Valid point here. In Pickle's defense....and hers to a degree; correct me if I am wrong here, but am I not mistaken that before Pickle, she was unfamiliar to a mans touch? From my experiences, freak outs like this are common after entering the sanctuary of lust for the first time....or ten.
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      10-16-2020, 12:18 PM   #4341
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Valid point here. In Pickle's defense....and hers to a degree; correct me if I am wrong here, but am I not mistaken that before Pickle, she was unfamiliar to a mans touch? From my experiences, freak outs like this are common after entering the sanctuary of lust for the first time....or ten.
I mean yes that's also a thing. No one before has been where I have so while I understand how this is a red flag I also don't think its a crucial one... Some of the questions she asked about how it works etc I basically had to tell her to go back to high school sex ed

So I'm not really sweating it; but fuck it, I trust you guys' judgement. Anything you guys want me to say that'll give you more info on if I should bail or continue?
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      10-16-2020, 12:20 PM   #4342
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Valid point here. In Pickle's defense....and hers to a degree; correct me if I am wrong here, but am I not mistaken that before Pickle, she was unfamiliar to a mans touch? From my experiences, freak outs like this are common after entering the sanctuary of lust for the first time....or ten.
Are you saying Pickle was her first? I did not know that. And I guess I'm looking at it from a different perspective not being a 20 something year old.
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      10-16-2020, 12:25 PM   #4343
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I mean yes that's also a thing. No one before has been where I have so while I understand how this is a red flag I also don't think its a crucial one... Some of the questions she asked about how it works etc I basically had to tell her to go back to high school sex ed

So I'm not really sweating it; but fuck it, I trust you guys' judgement. Anything you guys want me to say that'll give you more info on if I should bail or continue?
You're screwed! Once you boldly go where no man has gone before, you can't bail! Especially since she made it to her 20s. Put a fork in it, you're done Pickle.
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You're screwed! Once you boldly go where no man has gone before, you can't bail! Especially since she made it to her 20s. Put a fork in it, you're done Pickle.
What you did there, I see it.
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      10-16-2020, 01:19 PM   #4345
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Are you saying Pickle was her first? I did not know that. And I guess I'm looking at it from a different perspective not being a 20 something year old.
That is exactly what I am saying. Same problem, different girls throughout the years. One common denominator. It was their first. Always happens.

This was my reasoning behind making it known. It does change our perspective knowing this. I don't feel like she had any malicious intent. I've seen photos, she's adorable and seems like a genuine person. Plus, our dear Pickle appears to be a decent judge of character as well.

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You're screwed! Once you boldly go where no man has gone before, you can't bail! Especially since she made it to her 20s. Put a fork in it, you're done Pickle.
Oh stop that!

Don't let her scare you Turkish Pickle you can bail anytime you want/need. You'll burn bridges of course, but don't ever feel like you are stuck in situation. I've learned to always have an escape plan.
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Put a fork in it, you're done Pickle.
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What you did there, I see it.
I just want to highlight this, because I honestly would have missed it if CT didn't point it out. I'm not sure if it was accidental or not, but it is very clever play on words and I appreciate it which is why I took the time to specifically highlight it.

But I don't think Pickle is up for poking a hole in anything just yet.
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      10-16-2020, 03:21 PM   #4347
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Ah, I did not see what it was until Joekerr explained poking holes in stuff.

So, um, it seems I am stuck with her? Might as well get married soon so I can divorce without losing much.

King Rudi dont worry my man, i usually have an escape plan. however if shit hits the fan i dont really know what to do other than "hey this isnt working out bye" and pray for the best
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      10-16-2020, 03:45 PM   #4348
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Ah, I did not see what it was until Joekerr explained poking holes in stuff.

So, um, it seems I am stuck with her? Might as well get married soon so I can divorce without losing much.

King Rudi dont worry my man, i usually have an escape plan. however if shit hits the fan i dont really know what to do other than "hey this isnt working out bye" and pray for the best
Whatever you do double wrap that bitch and don't trust she takes any type of birth control regularly or she has a course of antibiotics and uh oh.
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Ah, I did not see what it was until Joekerr explained poking holes in stuff.

So, um, it seems I am stuck with her? Might as well get married soon so I can divorce without losing much.

King Rudi dont worry my man, i usually have an escape plan. however if shit hits the fan i dont really know what to do other than "hey this isnt working out bye" and pray for the best
Honestly, that's all that is needed.
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Whatever you do double wrap that bitch and don't trust she takes any type of birth control regularly or she has a course of antibiotics and uh oh.
I'm somewhat concerned now - the guys have been chill, the girls not so much.

rebekahb cmyx6go spill the beans please: maybe i'm not seeing through it but I honestly don't think this is a huge issue

I'm not trying to be a father so I take precautions as much as I can without going full Mormon
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My first response was based on MY perspective being an old lady. After realizing how young she is and that you are her first I need to rethink. Her inexperience could have her freaked out so I may take back the test comment. However, I do agree with rebekah. Do not leave birth control to her. Be safe, be smart. Don’t make a mistake that will change your life. You’re too young for that shit. Nothing good can come from that.
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Also she can't get pregnant if you just bust it on her face.
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My first response was based on MY perspective being an old lady. After realizing how young she is and that you are her first I need to rethink. Her inexperience could have her freaked out so I may take back the test comment. However, I do agree with rebekah. Do not leave birth control to her. Be safe, be smart. Don’t make a mistake that will change your life. You’re too young for that shit. Nothing good can come from that.
While I agree with you, the part I bolded still makes me question her sanity.

She's 20. Anyone who was awake during middle school (high school?) sex ed class knows what happens. When you go from having sex multiple times with someone with a condom, not taking a pregnancy test, to then telling them you are pregnant, it seems like she has a screw loose.

Ever hear of those women who tell guys they are pregnant to see their reaction? Not saying this is one of those times, but if it quacks like a duck...
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Some of the questions she asked about how it works etc I basically had to tell her to go back to high school sex ed
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Whatever you do double wrap that bitch and don't trust she takes any type of birth control regularly or she has a course of antibiotics and uh oh.
Or just fold it in half and keep the pointy bit out like my Dad told me to do!
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I'm somewhat concerned now - the guys have been chill, the girls not so much.

rebekahb cmyx6go spill the beans please: maybe i'm not seeing through it but I honestly don't think this is a huge issue

I'm not trying to be a father so I take precautions as much as I can without going full Mormon
My vote would be chill dude. She's new, she's in love, and she's experiencing all sorts of shit. Raised a false alarm newbie style. I would not be hitting the panic button just yet.
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