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      09-16-2014, 12:39 AM   #23
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Hey now! The OP is a friend. He's going to hate me for ruining this thread, and I get my kicks on that. no doors, if not Doors.
Nah, he's MIA
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      09-16-2014, 12:42 AM   #24
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Well, I think "leche" is a figure of speech in the Farsi language, as if to passive-aggressively state, "karem de farket", i.e., "There's a gorilla in the laundry room", if I'm not mistaken...

Hopefully that clarifies some things
Dude explain on a whiskey night, tonight no chance of understanding. And I actually don't care enough to google
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      09-16-2014, 12:43 AM   #25
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Dude explain on a whiskey night, tonight no chance of understanding. And I actually don't care enough to google
I'm so hungry but I don't feel like getting up to cook some spaghetti
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I'm so hungry but I don't feel like getting up to cook some spaghetti
Now that's a subject I could support. I have the same problem, but no interest in going to the kitchen.
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Now that's a subject I could support. I have the same problem, but no interest in going to the kitchen.
It's like, I know making it will be super simple, but just don't feel like it, ya know?
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It's like, I know making it will be super simple, but just don't feel like it, ya know?
I know! I've been trying to get up for an hour! Still hungry and sitting here talking about it.
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I know! I've been trying to get up for an hour! Still hungry and sitting here talking about it.
I might go in a few minutes, depending on my mood at that time
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I might go in a few minutes, depending on my mood at that time
I went, looked at the fridge. All the ingredients were there, I could do a mean 15 minute pasta dish and enjoy the hell out of it, or get a beer and kill the hunger. Beer won.
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I went, looked at the fridge. All the ingredients were there, I could do a mean 15 minute pasta dish and enjoy the hell out of it, or get a beer and kill the hunger. Beer won.
I know right, I have so many beer options sitting ready for me in the fridge.

But gotta workout tomorrow, and always have crap workouts whenever I drink any alcohol the night before
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I know right, I have so many beer options sitting ready for me in the fridge.

But gotta workout tomorrow, and always have crap workouts whenever I drink the night before
Dude one beer is not going to kill your routine. I didn't mean for you to empty the fridge.

Anyway, options are yours to take!
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Dude one beer is not going to kill your routine. I didn't mean for you to empty the fridge.

Anyway, options are yours to take!
You see Lups, one drink for me leads to 10

And being that my GF is overseas right now, I'll start missing her and shit and get the feels, etc.
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You see Lups, one drink for me leads to 10

And being that my GF is overseas right now, I'll start missing her and shit and get the feels, etc.
A wise man knows himself. Go make your pasta.
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A wise man knows himself. Go make your pasta.
Ahh totally worth getting up!

Sooo good
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Ahh totally worth getting up!

Sooo good
SO NOT HELPING! STFU
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You two should get a room. Lups can show you how much she likes leche..lol

squishy, I discovered the answer to your question. Life is leche.
Now what in the fuck are you smoking
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SO NOT HELPING! STFU
You stfu woman!!
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You two should get a room. Lups can show you how much she likes leche..lol

squishy, I discovered the answer to your question. Life is leche.
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Now what in the fuck are you smoking
I hope it's some happy weed so he can get it all out for once. Great commenting is always appreciated by me.
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You stfu woman!!
Never learned the skill.
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Never learned the skill.
Well, that seems to be the one skill you haven't learned, luscious--I mean Lups
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Well, that seems to be the one skill you haven't learned, luscious--I mean Lups
Dude really?

Most car guys are semi gay anyway, why can't you act like that in the internet too. It would multiply us women here.
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Dude really?

Most car guys are semi gay anyway, why can't you act like that in the internet too. It would multiply us women here.
Ain't nothin gay about me cupcake
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lol, blond with green eyes. Though hair is turning darker every year!
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Yes, that was it!
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I'm so happy I lived in a place that didn't get any of this shit! I just had my first taste of cherry cola, and didn't eat for a day after that. Jesus you guys have had a bad childhood.

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