Welcome to the "FML" Thread.

Litos · 07-17-2013, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Templar

I rarely, if ever, say FML. I have moments where shit sucks, but it can ALWAYS be worse.

this guy gets it......

my FML's are borderline retarded.

for example, if i missed the season premier of Honey Boo Boo that comes on tonight at 9, that would be a FML...

seriously.....

MediaArtist · 07-17-2013, 07:41 PM

Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold.

Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll.

Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway.

FML

F1Venom · 07-17-2013, 10:13 PM

Went on a diet this past two weeks and lost 8 lbs. I couldn't lift anything at the gym since I was on a ~900 calorie/day diet which made me exhausted really early on in my session. FML

supLOL · 07-17-2013, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by F1Venom

Went on a diet this past two weeks and lost 8 lbs. I couldn't lift anything at the gym since I was on a ~900 calorie/day diet which made me exhausted really early on in my session. FML

I know that feel bro. Try working a out when you're fasting :/

ASBSECU E93 · 07-17-2013, 10:40 PM

reading this thread - FML...

Nkc · 07-18-2013, 02:08 AM

Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol

supLOL · 07-18-2013, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol

Take it slow, my friend. Recovery from a shoulder injury is an annoyingly slow process

Nkc · 07-18-2013, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by supLOL

Take it slow, my friend. Recovery from a shoulder injury is an annoyingly slow process

Can't attend my weekly golf outings, FML? I have to be doing it correct now, right?

grimlock · 07-18-2013, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold.

Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll.

Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway.

FML

I once stopped before the up slope of my parking garage .. retrieved drink from roof --MFW

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol

let your wife do all the work

MediaArtist · 07-18-2013, 11:34 AM

Yeah I try not to do the roof thing anymore, it's a hard habit to break thought.

pootytang · 07-18-2013, 11:56 AM

Got stuck behind 3 cars and a massive gravel truck...I could hear all their shit debris hitting the windshield like it was very lightly raining. Tried to stay as far back but was there for almost 4 min, once it cleared downshifted into 4th and did a WOT 55 to 90 pull and was flicking off the truck as I passed...FML

LinkA8A0A · 07-29-2013, 01:17 AM

I hope I'm not saying FML tomorrow...I take the last part of the CPA exam. If I don't pass this mother...some shit is going down(not serious).

TrevorM3 · 07-29-2013, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold.

Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll.

Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway.

FML

This shit had me rolling

JunkStory · 07-29-2013, 11:26 AM

coming into a fml thread to hear ppl bragging

fml

sasha1015 · 07-29-2013, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

reading this thread - FML...

+1

Litos · 07-29-2013, 12:27 PM

wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML

PSUSMU · 07-29-2013, 01:17 PM

I know more about Litos from being a casual e90post OT reader than I do some of my friends. FML.

Litos · 07-29-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PSUSMU

I know more about Litos from being a casual e90post OT reader than I do some of my friends. FML.

Colt · 07-29-2013, 02:20 PM

Window regulator took a dump, now my drivers side window won't roll up. FML.

upstatedoc · 07-29-2013, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML

She needs a spanking.

CDM3DCT · 07-29-2013, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML

FirstWorldProblems lol

A few years back, I remember losing a huge business deal for not answering the phone on a client, might you ask- what happened to my company phone?... I jumped into a pool with it in my pocket. I didnt know he was in dire need to contact me. FML.

Terraforce1 · 07-30-2013, 06:12 AM

Lost $15k on a really bad trade last week. FML

07-17-2013, 07:41 PM	#24
MediaArtist There is No Substitute 77 Rep 1,186 Posts Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Laguna Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold. Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll. Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway. FML __________________ '13 Audi A6 '07 Porsche GT3 RS '08 BMW E90 335i
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07-17-2013, 10:13 PM	#25
F1Venom Banned 76 Rep 961 Posts Drives: ZCP E90 M3 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	Went on a diet this past two weeks and lost 8 lbs. I couldn't lift anything at the gym since I was on a ~900 calorie/day diet which made me exhausted really early on in my session. FML
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07-18-2013, 02:08 AM	#28
Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol __________________ @BMWclassicdivision
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07-18-2013, 11:34 AM	#32
MediaArtist There is No Substitute 77 Rep 1,186 Posts Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Laguna Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	Yeah I try not to do the roof thing anymore, it's a hard habit to break thought. __________________ '13 Audi A6 '07 Porsche GT3 RS '08 BMW E90 335i
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07-18-2013, 11:56 AM	#33
pootytang Lieutenant Colonel 50 Rep 1,730 Posts Drives: invalid Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: moon iTrader: (1)	Got stuck behind 3 cars and a massive gravel truck...I could hear all their shit debris hitting the windshield like it was very lightly raining. Tried to stay as far back but was there for almost 4 min, once it cleared downshifted into 4th and did a WOT 55 to 90 pull and was flicking off the truck as I passed...FML
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07-29-2013, 01:17 AM	#34
LinkA8A0A Private First Class 63 Rep 135 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	I hope I'm not saying FML tomorrow...I take the last part of the CPA exam. If I don't pass this mother...some shit is going down(not serious).
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07-29-2013, 11:26 AM	#36
JunkStory Major 160 Rep 1,307 Posts Drives: E92 M3, 8V RS3 Join Date: May 2008 Location: 98230 iTrader: (3)	coming into a fml thread to hear ppl bragging fml
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07-29-2013, 12:27 PM	#38
Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML
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07-29-2013, 01:17 PM	#39
PSUSMU Captain 99 Rep 985 Posts Drives: 2008 Porsche 911 Carrera S Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Falls Church/Merrifield, VA iTrader: (3)	I know more about Litos from being a casual e90post OT reader than I do some of my friends. FML. __________________ RSI, LLC \| Fender Rolling \| Suspension \| Engine \| Other Stuff
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07-30-2013, 06:12 AM	#44
Terraforce1 If you ain't first, you're last! 7 Rep 580 Posts Drives: '14 Boxster GTS + 14' 1199 S Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Europe iTrader: (0)	Lost $15k on a really bad trade last week. FML
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