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      09-16-2017, 01:40 PM   #23
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Oh cum on boys, you can't go in deep the moment I'm not looking.
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Oh cum on boys, you can't go in deep the moment I'm not looking.
If we lower the niveau onto your wanna-wish-deep, Im sure a Mod would hop instantly in here. So, cum on, fist lady of FIN
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If we lower the niveau onto your wanna-wish-deep, Im sure a Mod would hop instantly in here. So, cum on, fist lady of FIN
Can't we do these talks on an European forum? We are scarring the Americans who think we are so prim and proper here.
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This is consistent with what we think of Y'all. Carry on.
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And you ain't even that wrong.
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European platforms have similar restrictive rules about sexual content in words and pictures... But feel free to search and invite me.
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European platforms have similar restrictive rules about sexual content in words and pictures... But feel free to search and invite me.
The only European forums I've been an active member on I've been banned from . Feminists forum thought i was a man, and a flower forum banned me for calling a moderator a Mengele of flowers for doctoring tragic platform on which to raise an orchid. If i try to join an other, I'll let you know straight away, and please hurry up then, I've never lasted more than a day or two.
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I'll take you by word.
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The same person that made questionable decisions when modifying their car, also has the ability to vote. Think about that for a moment.
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The real scary part is that they're also allowed to reproduce.
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The same person that made questionable decisions when modifying their car, also has the ability to vote. Think about that for a moment.
Always someone who's gotta make it political.
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Always someone who's gotta make it political.
Mister we could use a man like Hoibert Hoover again...
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Mister we could use a man like Hoibert Hoover again...
I just want everyone to pull his own weight...
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I just want everyone to pull his own weight...
Gee our old BMW ran great...
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It was a guy.
I can spot a bitch better than you it seems.
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Can't we do these talks on an European forum? We are scarring the Americans who think we are so prim and proper here.
Have you heard the comments from the current president? For the first time in the country's history, parents have to pre-screen the president's public remarks to make sure they're appropriate for kids.

I'm sure all U.S. presidents have made R-rated comments in private (like LBJ's recorded phone conversation, where he belches while telling his tailor to give him "a little more room around the nut-sack"), but not when they are aware cameras are rolling and the microphone is hot.
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Have you heard the comments from the current president? For the first time in the country's history, parents have to pre-screen the president's public remarks to make sure they're appropriate for kids.

I'm sure all U.S. presidents have made R-rated comments in private (like LBJ's recorded phone conversation, where he belches while telling his tailor to give him "a little more room around the nut-sack"), but not when they are aware cameras are rolling and the microphone is hot.
Can't you just go to the politics side and find my fab new thread? It's Friday, i want to drink a beer or two, so let's waste the time on a worthy cause.
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Can't you just go to the politics side and find my fab new thread? It's Friday, i want to drink a beer or two, so let's waste the time on a worthy cause.
Yeah, lets celebrate the fist lady of Finland into her own politics thread
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Yeah, lets celebrate the fist lady of Finland into her own politics thread
Meh, trump just made birth control access more difficult. I just gave them options like warmed up raw chicken and so on...

But seriously, if he keeps reading this, we two are back at fisting, probably wrist deep.
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