stupiest car decal youve seen

mjh93sa · 04-11-2006, 03:24 PM

A local firm's pickup always raises a smile... written in large letters down the side is the legend:

Balls Grinding

BellasBmw · 04-11-2006, 03:54 PM

I saw one at costco the other day.. it said "jesus is the only real man".

Or how bout the favorite- "You shouldnt drive faster than your guardian angels can fly"

I saw this one too "If your reading this, then your too close asshole!"

BiggieJ · 04-11-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

I saw this one too "If your reading this, then your too close asshole!"

hehe this one reminds me of a shirt a guy was wearing on his harley it said
"if you can read this, than the b*tch fell off."

shim · 04-11-2006, 07:26 PM

hahaha i agree.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki

this one takes the cake

hahahahhahahhaha

the funniest part is that he spelled 2 out of the 5 words wrong.

hahahah

CnoteMD · 04-11-2006, 08:38 PM

I remember seeing an old beat up pickup truck (which looked amazingly similar to the old junk truck from Sanford and Son) with a sign on the back that said:

"You smasha my truck, I'll smasha your face!"

Saosin17 · 04-11-2006, 09:44 PM

best ive seen is 'my other car is a big dick'

EOE90 · 04-11-2006, 09:53 PM

i saw a short haired butch lesbian looking woman driving a hybrid car that said

"DONT BE A DICK!"

06E90Rostik · 04-11-2006, 11:45 PM

"This car stops at all Nordstom stores" on MB SUV

Romulus · 04-12-2006, 01:22 AM

"The French Tickler" on the back of some hundauiyi ricer

Merovingian · 04-12-2006, 01:26 PM

I saw yesterday... "Jesus Inside" in blue circle(= Intel Inside logo)

porscheneer · 04-13-2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveMD

Has anyone noticed the newest redneck truck accessory? It is a pair of balls in a scrotum that one hangs off the rear underside of the truck. The world has gone f**king mad.

I mean...why? I'm no prude but try explaining that to your 9 year old daughter in the car with you. "Daddy, what are those?"

For a$$holes only I guess.

Steve I have seen a few of these ..... "The balls are out because the Dick is already in their @$$"

dreemcache · 04-26-2006, 02:00 PM

My fav....."Vtec inside" on a dodge neon?? Why, why? Am I crazy for thinking this is just wrong? Someone needs their gerbils checked!

rchanou · 04-26-2006, 03:13 PM

This is stupid

CnoteMD · 04-26-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rchanou

This is stupid

At first I was shocked at the 745 Li, but then I noticed how he replaced all the honda badges with BMW badges. Even the license plate is from a BMW dealer.

Then I noticed the handicap plates and the booster seat and now I feel really bad for the kid.

shimshimhada · 04-26-2006, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rchanou

This is stupid

I am stealing this sig:

bavarian19 · 04-26-2006, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimshimhada

I am stealing this sig:

Your cheating on your oranges?

shimshimhada · 04-26-2006, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bavarian19

Your cheating on your oranges?

They will never find out.

Snowman811 · 04-28-2006, 05:17 PM

OMG - I'm a converted banana fan. Mezmerized....

04-11-2006, 03:24 PM	#23
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EOE90 Colonel 133 Rep 2,427 Posts Drives: F15 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Laker City iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 3 [0.00]	i saw a short haired butch lesbian looking woman driving a hybrid car that said "DONT BE A DICK!"
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06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew 191 Rep 1,482 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [10.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	"This car stops at all Nordstom stores" on MB SUV
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04-12-2006, 01:22 AM	#31
Romulus Private First Class 17 Rep 171 Posts Drives: 05 M3 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Charleston, SC iTrader: (0)	"The French Tickler" on the back of some hundauiyi ricer
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04-12-2006, 01:26 PM	#32
Merovingian New Member 1 Rep 15 Posts Drives: Euro 325i Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: City of Heroes iTrader: (0)	I saw yesterday... "Jesus Inside" in blue circle(= Intel Inside logo) __________________ size number 1
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04-26-2006, 02:00 PM	#34
dreemcache dreemcache 1 Rep 22 Posts Drives: 325i E90 Ti. silver Nav/iDrive Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Italy iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i E90 [0.00]	My fav....."Vtec inside" on a dodge neon?? Why, why? Am I crazy for thinking this is just wrong? Someone needs their gerbils checked!
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04-26-2006, 03:13 PM	#35
rchanou Private First Class 13 Rep 186 Posts Drives: 325i Jet Black Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	This is stupid
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04-28-2006, 05:17 PM	#40
Snowman811 Black Sapphire 330i 34 Rep 362 Posts Drives: Black Sapphire 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Nor Cal iTrader: (1)	OMG - I'm a converted banana fan. Mezmerized....
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