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      12-10-2008, 06:52 PM   #23
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Let me tell you something about the word "good," brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.E. it’s all good, which it is, OR Good Will Huntin', meanin, "I'm Huntin' *****s!" So when you say good morning, what your telling me is "I'm gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin'!"
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      12-10-2008, 07:03 PM   #25
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"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck and I always wanted to see a blue duck."
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"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck and I always wanted to see a blue duck."
Little Man Tate?

Thanks for giving out the "Top Hat" answer finally, PS. I am old enough to know it but have not seen it.
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      12-11-2008, 01:09 PM   #28
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"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck and I always wanted to see a blue duck."
Billy Madison. Scene when he was in Kindergarten. correct?
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      12-11-2008, 01:11 PM   #29
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"Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy, bite my ass, Choppy. Bite my ass. Bite shit. Come on Choppy. Sic balls, Choppy."
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"Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy, bite my ass, Choppy. Bite my ass. Bite shit. Come on Choppy. Sic balls, Choppy."
Porn movies don't count because they are boring ...Same words spoken in each and every one
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      12-11-2008, 02:16 PM   #32
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Billy Madison. Scene when he was in Kindergarten. correct?
Yep.

Love that movie.
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      12-11-2008, 02:43 PM   #34
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I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist.
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"There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years who's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help. My son... my life that could have been... and wasn't. How do I feel? Old... worn out."
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LMAO!!!!
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Batman, 1989, Jack Nicholson as Joker.


Here's a couple of mine:

An Easy One:

"Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent."
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Yes it is. But we all know the real reason to watch that movie... topless Anne.

How about. "Come on you apes, you want to live forever?" Its on right now.
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"Where did you get that?"
"Traded some kid for it back in town, straight up."
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you do something like this....AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"

If this isn't the easiest ever I don't know what is.
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"Where did you get that?"
"Traded some kid for it back in town, straight up."
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you do something like this....AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"

If this isn't the easiest ever I don't know what is.
Dumb and Dumber.
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That can be from 99.9% of movies ever made
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