Welcome to the ultimate G45 BMW X3 community.
| 01-22-2010, 11:22 AM | #25 |
|
you know he kills little girls like you
398
Rep 892
Posts |
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 12:24 PM | #26 | |
|
Private First Class
 
24
Rep 145
Posts
Drives: 2013 F06 650i GC
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
|
Quote:
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
__________________
Vorsteiner Titanium Cat Back Exhaust // Challenge Sport X-Pipe + HFCs // Monotec T03 Wheels // Powerchip ECU Custom Tune // Rogue Engineering Pulleys // H&R Sport Springs // Macht Schnell Filter // Challenge GT Carbon Lip Spoiler // Vorsteiner Type II Diffuser // AiB Angel Eyes // Matte Black Grille // Matte Black Side Fins // Matte Black M3 badge // All Roundels Blacked Out // Painted Reflectors
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 04:32 PM | #30 |
|
Colonel
 
478
Rep 2,032
Posts
Drives: Red Flyer
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W
|
"The Buick LaCrosse is another car that smooths out the rough edges of the world. It has taken a long time for Buick to decide what its brand stands for, but now we know that Bucks are quiet. The LaCrosse's interior is so quiet that you often return to the car to find it infested with monks. It's so quiet, the Navy has code named it Red October. It's so quiet, it told some ninjas to pipe down. You don't get mad in a library and you don't get mad in a LaCrosse, either. Driving the LaCrosse is like having an assistant who tells everyone you're in a meeting.
But nothing lowers your blood pressure like a nice, big, politically incorrect full size SUV. The Land Rover LR4, for instance, is theoretically exciting if you take it off-road, but that's irrelevant because nobody will take it off road. Bad things happen off-road. Even if you don't smash your rocker panels or get sand in a CV boot or leave your transfer case out in the woods, you'll get home and wonder how you got mud on the headliner and why the dashboard contains raccoons. That's fine in a Jeep Wrangler, where you can sanitize the interior with a flamethrower, but not in a $60,000 Land Rover."- Ezra Dyer "The Nissan GT-R's vital statistics might be well known, yet they remain highly impressive. It's priced some $50,000 less than its chief rival, the Porsche 911 Turbo. It's got an iPod hookup ($360), an excellent navigation system, pearl-white paint and needlessly expensive floor mats ($280). It also goes stupid fast and has more computers than Alabama." - Inside Line "Basher: A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century. " "Twenty years ago you had the highest Gross National Product in the world, now you're tied with Albania. Your second largest export is secondhand goods, closely followed by dates which you're losing five cents a pound on... You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years" -Syriana "Our founding fathers, in their infinite foresight, decided to create the United States on the opposite side of the planet from everywhere we fight. The result is we have to travel thousands of miles just to make it close to the battle zone, making the Military's logistical planning easier."
__________________
 |
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 05:24 PM | #34 |
|
do a wheelie!!!
163
Rep 929
Posts
Drives: E46 M3 - '72 2002 - '65 Impala
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Los Angeles
|
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.
__________________
~Adam
 |
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 05:29 PM | #35 |
|
12 yr old Juvie
1137
Rep 881
Posts
Drives: His Mom Crazy
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: El Lay
|
.
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 05:38 PM | #36 | |
|
Colonel
478
Rep 2,032
Posts
Drives: Red Flyer
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W
|
Quote:
1. to repeat (a passage, phrase, etc.) from a book, speech, or the like, as by way of authority, illustration, etc. 2. to repeat words from (a book, author, etc.). 3. to use a brief excerpt from: The composer quotes Beethoven's Fifth in his latest work. 4. to cite, offer, or bring forward as evidence or support. 5. to enclose (words) within quotation marks. 6. Commerce. a. to state (a price). b. to state the current price of. I happen to find all of them funny, and they are quotes. What's the problem?
__________________
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 05:38 PM | #37 |
|
Troll but nice
166
Rep 341
Posts |
"And always remember my brotha, 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone 200 zero zero party oooooooops! out of time!
my bacon smell fine" |
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 05:42 PM | #38 | |
|
do a wheelie!!!
163
Rep 929
Posts
Drives: E46 M3 - '72 2002 - '65 Impala
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Los Angeles
|
Quote:
__________________
~Adam
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 01-22-2010, 06:07 PM | #39 | |
|
Brigadier General
 
177
Rep 3,032
Posts |
"My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day."
Quote:
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
Post Reply |
| Bookmarks |
|
|
