cyoa #2 (nws?)

m3pare · 03-16-2010, 12:06 AM

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c0nstant · 03-16-2010, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by josephbryan

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You attempted desperately to shoot one off before they get within range to strike. Unfortunately you can't get it up and your adversaries are getting closer. All seems lost until, out of nowhere, the Christopher Walken-sounding chihuahua leaps in front of you and attacks the assailants. At this point you:

[1] Continue to fap.
[2] Run home while the fight takes place.
[3] Head over to the nearest 7-11 for some ice cream.

Peanuto · 03-16-2010, 12:41 AM

1....why stop now

c0nstant · 03-16-2010, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Peanuto

1....why stop now

You continue to fap when all of a sudden a wormhole opens. You are dragged in and are spit out into a world where everything is made of provolone cheese. You realize you're allergic to cheese and begin to break out in hives made of mini marshmallows.

[1] You proceed to eat your delicious hives.
[2] You look for a non-cheesy place to hide.
[3] You continue to fap.

Vanity · 03-16-2010, 12:49 AM

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c0nstant · 03-16-2010, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

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Your dick is about to fall off if you don't find lube. The closest thing to lube is the cheese surrounding you. You use it and die.

m3pare · 03-16-2010, 02:03 AM

Vanity · 03-16-2010, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

Your dick is about to fall off if you don't find lube. The closet thing to lube is the cheese surrounding you. You use it and die.

Death by fapping... Only men would choose to continue fapping in the face of aliens, a talking chihuahua and being thrown into a land of cheese. Dammit we deserve to die.

ghosthi32 · 03-16-2010, 03:25 AM

SpacE82 · 03-16-2010, 10:04 AM

Haha awesome. I think the person who advances them should come up with the next line in the story. That could be fun too...maybe...

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