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      03-26-2010, 01:49 AM   #23
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oh wow...so our little titty job talk has been weighing on your memory. do it and profit. my girlfriend's tits are amazing. best $6k she ever spent cause i wouldn't.
An M3, a GT-R, and a gf with fake tits...

FML.
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      03-26-2010, 01:50 AM   #24
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An M3, a GT-R, and a gf with fake tits...

FML.
You clearly must mean FTW
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My biggest fear with that is the sports that I do. Snowboarding and horseback riding. Im bound to pop them things.
i squeezed the piss out of the demo bags and they didn't break. you should be good to go.

i used to play polo btw
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      03-26-2010, 01:51 AM   #26
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you got it boss
Go ahead and forward them to me too. I also have discerning taste.
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An M3, a GT-R, and a gf with fake tits...

FML.
someone has to stimulate the economy.
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The new ones don't really pop. They're solid vs. being filled with a liquid. Unless you get the cheap shit. I don't know if you can get a quality tit job in Utah.
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You clearly must mean FTW
For him, not for me, thus FML.
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Go ahead and forward them to me too. I also have discerning taste.
youre a noob. I trust Blake.
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I win in the volume category.
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The new ones don't really pop. They're solid vs. being filled with a liquid. Unless you get the cheap shit. I don't know if you can get a quality tit job in Utah.
i would recommend against utah. find a good doctor in a big city known for plastic bitches. my girl flew from our home in florida back here to dallas to get them done. results were great.

we have a joke about oklahoma tits...i know this girl that went to oklahoma from dallas to get tits for half the cost...well, needless to say, they didn't turn out very well. they were misaligned and pointed very oddly. don't skimp on the tits.
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Yuhp. Never skimp on the plastic surgery. I know the guy who did the John and Kate +8 bitch if you need his #.


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Yuhp. Never skimp on the plastic surgery. I know the guy who did the John and Kate +8 bitch if you need his #.


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which bitch? jon or kate?
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youre a noob. I trust Blake.
She talked to me! Next she will ask for my credit card number.
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She talked to me! Next she will ask for my credit card number.
what are you talking about.
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She talked to me! Next she will ask for my credit card number.
it would be like giving a CC at a titty bar...drained instantly.
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which bitch? jon or kate?
Both. Although he bought me a bunch of shots and she hasn't. So f-her. F-him if he's not buying more drinks.
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She talked to me! Next she will ask for my credit card number.
Shes got a slot between her legs for charging it too
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Shes got a slot between her legs for charging it too
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Both. Although he bought me a bunch of shots and she hasn't. So f-her. F-him if he's not buying more drinks.
jon gosselin is a waste of our oxygen. he should be eliminated.
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what are you talking about.
It's a joke. Like saying "the only way I can get a girl to talk to me is by giving her my credit card number". (phone sex)
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It's a joke. Like saying "the only way I can get a girl to talk to me is by giving her my credit card number". (phone sex)
Its not a joke if its true
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