stuck waiting at toll booth pickup up a girl

NYCGarbagePrince · 05-28-2010, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Lol... His posts cause me to re read them multiple times.

His posts should come with a warning... I can't even decipher the poll question..

Gotadime · 05-28-2010, 07:37 PM

Ahahahaha oh my God, we should all be glad to have mpimping around

CollinsE90 · 05-28-2010, 08:04 PM

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boymonkey · 05-28-2010, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

His posts should come with a warning... I can't even decipher the poll question..

d = dick

NYCGarbagePrince · 05-28-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by boymonkey

d = dick

Oh, i got that part. It was the combination of three sentences without punctuation that threw me. Not to mention, the lack of grammar. Even after translation, it is still mind numbing.

tyler9595 · 05-28-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kaykay

...mpimping, are you from the future????

omg that is hilarious, kk

CollinsE90 · 05-28-2010, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

OMFGLOL at poll choices

they are cracking me up, especially the ones for sara

radix · 05-28-2010, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

So i see hot blonde waiting for the toll and she gives meher numberafew days im feeling aggresive so i sent her pic of my penis. she calls and i tell her i was trying to erase a pic and must have sent it to her by mistake and she said that its ok. what could she possibly want? penis? so i couldnt close the deal because i thought i might walk into a trap or even if she would suck my dick idk if i want to hang out with a girl that would hook up with a guy that instead of calling just sends her a pic of his dick. now that i think of it maybe im on to something,

Translation: I saw an attractive blond while waiting at the toll and she gave me her phone number. I was extremely high, so rather than call her I sent her a photo of my penis. She called me afterward, and I explained to her that I was actually trying to erase the picture, not send it to her. She told me that it was OK. Now I'm wondering why would she say that. Does she want my penis?

Anyhow, I couldn't close the deal because I'm afraid that she might be underage or have some sort of disease. Even if she desired to perform fellatio on me, I'm not sure I'd want to hang out with a girl that would be interested in a man who so boldly sent her a picture of his penis.

Now that I think of it, maybe I'm on to something here.

radix · 05-28-2010, 09:20 PM

Poll translation:

If you sent an attractive woman you just met a picture of your penis and she was fine with that would you go out with her?

- Yes, I'm horny
- No, she probably has herpes
- No, she is underage and I will end up being told to take a seat by Chris Hansen.
- Yes, but only if it were Sara.

CollinsE90 · 05-28-2010, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by radix

Poll translation:

If you sent an attractive woman you just met a picture of your penis and she was fine with that would you go out with her?

- Yes, I'm horny
- No, she probably has herpes
- No, she is underage and I will end up being told to take a seat by Chris Hansen.
- Yes, but only if it were Sara.

you are by far one of my favorite posters on here radix

BKV122 · 05-28-2010, 09:29 PM

^ Hahahahahahahahahah

Alexander · 05-28-2010, 11:06 PM

Epic translation!!!

AS335i · 05-29-2010, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

Poll translation:

If you sent an attractive woman you just met a picture of your penis and she was fine with that would you go out with her?

- Yes, I'm horny
- No, she probably has herpes
- No, she is underage and I will end up being told to take a seat by Chris Hansen.
- Yes, but only if it were Sara.

BTM · 05-29-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

they are cracking me up, especially the ones for sara

I haven't heard "PP" for years

mpimping ftmfw

CollinsE90 · 05-29-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I haven't heard "PP" for years

mpimping ftmfw

did u read radix's translation?

BTM · 05-29-2010, 01:13 PM

Haha yea

TK-421 · 05-29-2010, 02:07 PM

out4scrilla · 06-01-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

im still laughing at this

ragingclue · 06-01-2010, 05:18 PM

She called you back? Aren't you azn?

mpimping · 06-01-2010, 05:37 PM

I am asian and i was scareD that she would be like ok if i asked her out but i would get arreted for sending her the pic of my penis. now im thinking that she wanted to get fucked, oh well.

PsychoSlug · 06-01-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

She called you back? Aren't you azn?

This was probably the reaction to the pic:

VinnieAces · 06-01-2010, 06:34 PM

take a shiet on da buildang

View Poll Results: sent a hottie that u just met a pic of your d do you go out with her
yes im horny	20	39.22%
no my pp will fall off	6	11.76%
no a police officer will be there	9	17.65%
only if it was sara	16	31.37%
Voters: 51. You may not vote on this poll

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05-28-2010, 09:20 PM	#31
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06-01-2010, 05:18 PM	#41
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06-01-2010, 05:37 PM	#42
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