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      10-27-2010, 10:55 PM   #23
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just read chuck has a 5 million dollar watch collection, and she took one of them and locked her self in the bathroom and he destroyed the hotel room trying to get it
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filthy whore tho...theres a photoset of her stuffing herself with strawberries and sitting on a champgnebottle...classsy
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      10-28-2010, 12:35 AM   #25
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not true. statistically speaking 75% of aids cases worldwide resides in sub sahara africa. minorities, drug users, gays lead the race here in the continental US.

I usually ask a women what kind of work their father does. If you sleep with the daughter of an architect or lawyer, you are probably ok. however if the father is a union plumber....oo00oo brother you will at at least get the clap for sure!!
orly?

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      10-28-2010, 01:39 AM   #26
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Stupid whore 100% stole his watch
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      10-28-2010, 01:53 AM   #27
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glad you didnt wake up missing a kidney, or with what you THOUGHT was a chick
reminds me of that guy who admitted to fucking a tranny
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      10-28-2010, 02:46 AM   #28
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      10-28-2010, 06:43 AM   #29
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You meet them to have fun, you pay them to leave...
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      10-28-2010, 07:57 AM   #30
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charlie's granpa is spaniard, dont surprise to me his behavior.
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I heard Spain is the center of the universe... is this true?
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      10-28-2010, 08:14 AM   #32
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at the end of the article it clearly states in bold letters that the worker who tested positive for HIV didnt have a punchers chance in beating the virus. he was the victim of his fathers actions, an unemployed painter, and his mothers drunk escapade. His mother worked as a waitress for a wal-mart cafe....he was doomed to catch the bug....

had absolutely nothing to do with unprotected sex for a living
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      10-28-2010, 08:32 AM   #34
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I like how it said she was upset when she was labeled a prostitue or escort
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not true. statistically speaking 75% of aids cases worldwide resides in sub sahara africa. minorities, drug users, gays lead the race here in the continental US.

I usually ask a women what kind of work their father does. If you sleep with the daughter of an architect or lawyer, you are probably ok. however if the father is a union plumber....oo00oo brother you will at at least get the clap for sure!!
I know your post wasn't completely serious, but some of the most fucked up and biggest sluts I've known come from "respectable" families of professionals...probably has more to do with how the girl was raised rather than what her father did
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Paris is on a steady diet of anti-biotics. Valtrex and I believe something for her Hep..
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      10-28-2010, 09:13 AM   #37
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homeboy deserves a high five for this one, dude is pure win

I will always remember his line about hookers, "I dont pay them for sex, I pay them to leave"
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I will always remember his line about hookers, "I dont pay them for sex, I pay them to leave"
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it's the truth... that's why you never pre-pay them. How else are you gonna get them out of your sight when the guilt sets in...
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      10-28-2010, 09:50 AM   #40
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I know your post wasn't completely serious, but some of the most fucked up and biggest sluts I've known come from "respectable" families of professionals...probably has more to do with how the girl was raised rather than what her father did
i agree. im just messing around. sarcasm is funny to me.

did you know you are protected if a condom is just in the room....its a myth that you actually need to use them to be safe. they make my hands smell anyway
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      10-28-2010, 09:57 AM   #41
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i agree. im just messing around. sarcasm is funny to me.
Yea I know...I might argue that to find the lowest self esteem slut/freak find one with parents with the most demanding professions leaving them the least time for her
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      10-28-2010, 11:17 AM   #42
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I know your post wasn't completely serious, but some of the most fucked up and biggest sluts I've known come from "respectable" families of professionals...probably has more to do with how the girl was raised rather than what her father did
There will always be those with the greatest parents in the world that were treated well and loved and will still end up making shitty life decisions. Although environment plays a role it's mostly your genetic disposition which determines what someone does with their life.

In other words, a ho is a ho.
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      10-28-2010, 11:34 AM   #43
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Paris is on a steady diet of anti-biotics. Valtrex and I believe something for her Hep..
And you know this how?
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      10-28-2010, 12:42 PM   #44
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There will always be those with the greatest parents in the world that were treated well and loved and will still end up making shitty life decisions. Although environment plays a role it's mostly your genetic disposition which determines what someone does with their life.

In other words, a ho is a ho.
a dif angle as well. i know many men from my area who grow up with all the benefits of a modern day middle/upper class family. private school, higher education, prestigious zip code....and they turn to pills and dope and their life is on a downward spiral...

best piece of advice i ever heard...the decisions you make from the ages 16-26 will have the most effect on your adult life.

im not the kind of guy to make blanket generalizations and call them certainties, im sure there are def exceptions to the rule, however, the above words, spoken from a great family friend (also a judge in jersey) rings true and i see if played out everyday.
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