We need to stop this nonsense....!

GreekMaverick · 04-17-2013, 04:49 PM

I swear, every time I come up to an Audi that is driven by a male, no matter what model, 1.8T/2.0T/S4/etc etc....One of the following will happen,

A) they will Speed away like a bat out of hell
B) Give me the death stare
C) Rev their engine
D) Catch up to me, match my speed momentarily Then speed away.

Can't we all just share the motor way in harmony and enjoy what we drive...!

P.S
Lately I've been getting the same reaction by none other than BMW Fellow drivers as well, I guess used 335i's are now attainable by all kinds of Duches.

X5M vs A3/S3?

cuiter23 · 04-17-2013, 07:57 PM

Especially older a4 models. This is no exception to many 3 series owners as well.

Meeni · 04-17-2013, 08:17 PM

They are "challenging" you. Just ignore if not interested. As long as they don't start to harass you, whatever.

rightaway · 04-17-2013, 08:39 PM

happens to me with older Bmw. I don't race. I have an M3 is faster than me. not worth my time

westphone · 04-20-2013, 10:07 AM

Ignore 'em. Happens with VW too. Immediately you know the outcome by the model. One speeding ticket from GTI harassment already, and one too many.....

Ammonia · 04-20-2013, 11:30 AM

I crush everyone who challenges me, so I'm generally left alone. The cars out there that can beat me are not the ones who goad me on.

ShocknAwe · 04-20-2013, 01:48 PM

Cocks are buying Audis now instead of BMW, didnt you know that?

hyper1 · 04-20-2013, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meeni

They are "challenging" you. Just ignore if not interested. As long as they don't start to harass you, whatever.

A1

KLH · 04-20-2013, 03:47 PM

"Cocks are buying Audis now instead of BMW, didnt you know that?"

Yep, Audi's the new dick car.

feedmyfast · 04-25-2013, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShocknAwe

Cocks are buying Audis now instead of BMW, didnt you know that?

that is sooooo true... you guys dont even know down here in miami its the worse with those guys ( Emo douche bags united). i am a former VW owner and the scene is tainted by those vamps with baby gap tees, drinking potein shakes

gpb · 04-25-2013, 12:30 PM

Funny to see this thread. Just a couple weeks ago I had a guy in an A4 2.0T in the next lane floor it when the light turned green. I just let him go.

druu · 04-25-2013, 01:08 PM

I was at a light last week when an a5 rev'd next to me at a light...and didn't see the cop half a block away. I revv'd back and let him floor it at the light. He lasted about 8 seconds before getting pulled over. Was the highlight of my week.

SaMaster14 · 04-25-2013, 01:21 PM

Yup, sadly, its quite easy to buy a 335 now, and its a pretty quick car... Same with older S4/S5s. The 335i is probably the fastest and best handling of the "BASE" model german cars

techietaichi · 04-25-2013, 07:09 PM

In retrospect it was irresponsible, but last week me and some dude in an Audi did race a bit. Couldn't tell what it was though since I don't know much about Audi's. After maybe a couple miles I slowed down(no reason to continue pushing my luck with some trooper), he rolled up along side me, we looked at each other, smiled and waved good-bye. Just two middle aged men having a bit of fun(at the expense of other motorists, oops). The guy wasn't an a-hole, then again he wasn't a young chap either(no offense to the young dudes here), probably was around my age or at least that's what he looked like.

Cool Steel · 04-28-2013, 11:07 PM

I test drove those before I bought my M3 last week. Honestly, they felt like a glorified camry...

All the comparos between them S5 S4 etc show them losing to us in the quarter, curves etc....nothing better about them.

yarviinn · 04-29-2013, 01:14 AM

omg LOL

Douchebags gonna Douchebag.

bavarianf30 · 04-29-2013, 05:10 AM

Never liked audis for some reason. Had the same case yesterday a4 tryna race me im like swerve lol

1230vani · 04-29-2013, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawaiiracer1

I love when they do it I rev my engine to the red line and when they light turns green I let em win and I just cruise. ..theres a time and a place but most of the time I get out of my car they think twice

mose999 · 04-13-2014, 04:04 PM

Guys, you should all remove your "Fu** AUDI" stickers from your rear bumpers !!

MFL · 04-13-2014, 04:13 PM

Traffic is NOT the place to pull shit like this, dumbasses.

If you're going to run them, be sure that you're the only ones that can get hurt should anything bad happen. I probably would have picked up where their airbags left and gave them a 10 piece each if I witnessed this.

Tonymiabmw · 04-13-2014, 10:19 PM

As Jeremy Clarkson says "the cocks have moved to Audi" (from BMW)
heres a statistic to back that up

Source: MSN news
Audi owners are the most likely drivers to have an affair, according to new research published today. The report by a dating agency claims that owners of premium car brands are the most adulterous of all motorists.

The cheaters' crown was held by BMW in 2012, but Audi pipped it to the questionable top spot in this year's poll. The survey named the cars most likely to be driven by motorists who've had an affair:

1. Audi 22.2% have had an affair
2. BMW 13.8%
3. Mercedes-Benz 8.7%
4. Volvo 7.6%
5. Volkswagen 5.7%

Conversely, the most faithful motorists own French cars. The survey found owners of the following brands were least likely to cheat on their partner:

1. Peugeot 0.4%
2. Renault 0.5%
3. Rover 0.5%
4. Skoda 1.1%
5. Hyundai 1.6%

Tra08R · 04-14-2014, 05:57 AM

Audi drivers racing VW drivers , that would be the day

04-17-2013, 04:49 PM	#1
GreekMaverick El Greco Capitan 327 Rep 1,051 Posts Drives: ///N54 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wellington, FL iTrader: (1)	We need to stop this nonsense....! I swear, every time I come up to an Audi that is driven by a male, no matter what model, 1.8T/2.0T/S4/etc etc....One of the following will happen, A) they will Speed away like a bat out of hell B) Give me the death stare C) Rev their engine D) Catch up to me, match my speed momentarily Then speed away. Can't we all just share the motor way in harmony and enjoy what we drive...! P.S Lately I've been getting the same reaction by none other than BMW Fellow drivers as well, I guess used 335i's are now attainable by all kinds of Duches. X5M vs A3/S3? Last edited by GreekMaverick; 04-17-2013 at 06:29 PM..
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Meeni Gateropode 333 Rep 2,842 Posts Drives: BMW 330i 06 Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: TN iTrader: (0)	They are "challenging" you. Just ignore if not interested. As long as they don't start to harass you, whatever.
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rightaway First Lieutenant 15 Rep 362 Posts Drives: 2009 BMW 328i Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (1)	happens to me with older Bmw. I don't race. I have an M3 is faster than me. not worth my time
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westphone Lieutenant 78 Rep 466 Posts Drives: M135i MT Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Taiwan iTrader: (0)	Ignore 'em. Happens with VW too. Immediately you know the outcome by the model. One speeding ticket from GTI harassment already, and one too many.....
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Ammonia Captain 39 Rep 746 Posts Drives: 440i GC Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Wilmington NC iTrader: (4)	I crush everyone who challenges me, so I'm generally left alone. The cars out there that can beat me are not the ones who goad me on.
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ShocknAwe 1Addict 3712 Rep 8,232 Posts Drives: E82 1er, M57 X5, 964 C4 Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Charleston iTrader: (22)	Cocks are buying Audis now instead of BMW, didnt you know that? __________________ 2010 E82 1 Series M Clone Hydra Performance augmented OEM+
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KLH Second Lieutenant 2 Rep 262 Posts Drives: 2006 3.0si Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Plano, TX iTrader: (0)	"Cocks are buying Audis now instead of BMW, didnt you know that?" Yep, Audi's the new dick car.
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gpb First Lieutenant 5 Rep 393 Posts Drives: 335i Cabrio Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Atlanta iTrader: (0)	Funny to see this thread. Just a couple weeks ago I had a guy in an A4 2.0T in the next lane floor it when the light turned green. I just let him go.
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druu Second Lieutenant 54 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2020 M8 Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: NYC iTrader: (0)	I was at a light last week when an a5 rev'd next to me at a light...and didn't see the cop half a block away. I revv'd back and let him floor it at the light. He lasted about 8 seconds before getting pulled over. Was the highlight of my week.
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techietaichi Major 296 Rep 1,311 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Pre-LCI & 2010 X3 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Massghanistan, USA iTrader: (1)	In retrospect it was irresponsible, but last week me and some dude in an Audi did race a bit. Couldn't tell what it was though since I don't know much about Audi's. After maybe a couple miles I slowed down(no reason to continue pushing my luck with some trooper), he rolled up along side me, we looked at each other, smiled and waved good-bye. Just two middle aged men having a bit of fun(at the expense of other motorists, oops). The guy wasn't an a-hole, then again he wasn't a young chap either(no offense to the young dudes here), probably was around my age or at least that's what he looked like. __________________
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Cool Steel Banned 10 Rep 358 Posts Drives: M3 E92 ZCP DCT Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: A galaxy far..far..away iTrader: (0)	I test drove those before I bought my M3 last week. Honestly, they felt like a glorified camry... All the comparos between them S5 S4 etc show them losing to us in the quarter, curves etc....nothing better about them.
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yarviinn Captain 21 Rep 687 Posts Drives: E9TT3 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NorCal iTrader: (1)	omg LOL Douchebags gonna Douchebag.
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bavarianf30 Second Lieutenant 14 Rep 214 Posts Drives: 335i 14 s1000rr 17 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Los angeles iTrader: (1)	Never liked audis for some reason. Had the same case yesterday a4 tryna race me im like swerve lol
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mose999 New Member 4 Rep 17 Posts Drives: 116i F20 Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Switzerland iTrader: (0)	Audi Guys, you should all remove your "Fu** AUDI" stickers from your rear bumpers !!
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MFL Major 177 Rep 1,246 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Bellevue, WA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 BMW M3 [9.00]	Traffic is NOT the place to pull shit like this, dumbasses. If you're going to run them, be sure that you're the only ones that can get hurt should anything bad happen. I probably would have picked up where their airbags left and gave them a 10 piece each if I witnessed this.
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Tonymiabmw Colonel 570 Rep 2,633 Posts Drives: Nardo F90 M5 on order Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: In Transit iTrader: (1)	As Jeremy Clarkson says "the cocks have moved to Audi" (from BMW) heres a statistic to back that up Source: MSN news Audi owners are the most likely drivers to have an affair, according to new research published today. The report by a dating agency claims that owners of premium car brands are the most adulterous of all motorists. The cheaters' crown was held by BMW in 2012, but Audi pipped it to the questionable top spot in this year's poll. The survey named the cars most likely to be driven by motorists who've had an affair: 1. Audi 22.2% have had an affair 2. BMW 13.8% 3. Mercedes-Benz 8.7% 4. Volvo 7.6% 5. Volkswagen 5.7% Conversely, the most faithful motorists own French cars. The survey found owners of the following brands were least likely to cheat on their partner: 1. Peugeot 0.4% 2. Renault 0.5% 3. Rover 0.5% 4. Skoda 1.1% 5. Hyundai 1.6%
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Tra08R Money never sleeps 15 Rep 336 Posts Drives: e92 - 2007 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Sydney iTrader: (0)	Audi drivers racing VW drivers , that would be the day
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