BMW Introduces Artificial G-Force Technology

ORIGIN M. · 04-01-2014, 03:18 AM

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...BMW releasing a FWD drive car this year.

That is the joke of the year

Maddict3 · 04-01-2014, 03:26 AM

i would hate to see someone actually believe this lol

Saphirschwarz · 04-01-2014, 03:31 AM

Well artificial inside cabin sound is NOT an april fool... Dunno which one i would have prefered to be a joke !!

s!ke · 04-01-2014, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Saphirschwarz

Well artificial inside cabin sound is NOT an april fool... Dunno which one i would have prefered to be a joke !!

I know right. I believed this because they've already done it

s!ke · 04-01-2014, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by aajami

Wouldn't put it past them in a few years. They'll call it ActiveG's or something.

Agreed

SpokenHands · 04-01-2014, 04:41 AM

HAHAHAHA

Alext · 04-01-2014, 04:57 AM

No ///M arkerting therefore not real.

mlai · 04-01-2014, 05:33 AM

Nothing even the least bit convincing.....

Efthreeoh · 04-01-2014, 05:44 AM

I would have believed this except the dog is in the back seat; THAT was the dead giveaway.

Falafel Combo · 04-01-2014, 06:18 AM

I enjoyed the naturally aspirated and hydraulically assisted BMW April fool's jokes better. Man, they have become so soft. The competition will eat them alive.

CanAutM3 · 04-01-2014, 06:30 AM

Good one

CurbBender'90 · 04-01-2014, 06:32 AM

Nicely done, I'll call my dealer about installing this on my M3 so it'll feel like a M6 lmao!!

Suave · 04-01-2014, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonymiabmw

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Lol!! Not very believable April's fool I'm afraid !!

Saying the M3/M4 is 3 months delayed would have been way better. People would have flipped

Don't even Joke like that! I swear I will run to the Porsche dealership ASAP and burn all BMW plans!

mrx335 · 04-01-2014, 07:35 AM

Nice try

Bahn360Photo · 04-01-2014, 07:41 AM

i like, the zapping of the seats!

farbmw · 04-01-2014, 07:46 AM

It reminds me of this tech that BMW created.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/6l4y4YYlqP4

LI2002tii · 04-01-2014, 08:02 AM

That's mad funny!

sizquik · 04-01-2014, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonymiabmw

Saying the M3/M4 is 3 months delayed would have been way better. People would have flipped

Now THAT is a great idea. It's not too late bimmerpost.

bradleyland · 04-01-2014, 09:04 AM

How very apropos.

ChrisNich117 · 04-01-2014, 09:08 AM

When I got this notification last night I was half asleep and was trying to call the number to order it and then realized the futility of my actions when more oxygen got to my brain. Very good April fools I must admit

jzmundy · 04-01-2014, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by clbmw

The ultimate pisstake would have been to repost the news that BMW are releasing a FWD drive car this year.

This.

Not all too long ago, I imagine this would have been a very good April fool's joke. Now it's a reality.

FeckinSpaceman · 04-01-2014, 10:03 AM

LOL.....made me look.

My face was like why??

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