Ban the person above you

Axius · 09-30-2015, 09:52 AM

Banned because I will never commit. Leave her in the dust where she belongs.

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 10:04 AM

Banned for knocking off that dust from her pecker taker.

Axius · 09-30-2015, 10:17 AM

Banned because the last lady I made sweet love to, farted dust before we began. She was 65. That's what it feels like to be alive, friends.

rohitsja · 09-30-2015, 10:19 AM

Banned for getting on someone who farted dust and not toxic poisonous gases that will make you jump off a building.

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 10:22 AM

Banned for farting whilst jumping off said building and still being alive to tell.

Axius · 09-30-2015, 10:22 AM

Banned for telling me to jump of a bridge.

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 10:23 AM

Banned for being scared. Have balls of steel.

Axius · 09-30-2015, 10:26 AM

Banned because if balls were made of solid steel, it wouldn't be able to house the vas deferens that allow me to splooge all over your mum.

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 10:32 AM

Banned for not knowing I would be glad to actually see that happen. She can go to hell for all I care

Axius · 09-30-2015, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Banned for not knowing I would be glad to actually see that happen. She can go to hell for all I care

Banned because what I MEANT to say was mums, like pictured below. But since your actual mum can go to hell, I'll splooge on her too.

rohitsja · 09-30-2015, 10:53 AM

Banned for spreading your liquid everywhere like a dog.

kprocivic · 09-30-2015, 01:01 PM

banned daily ejaculation is healthy

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 01:08 PM

Banned for not knowing I've never ejaculated in my 37 years on this mud bowl called Earth.

Axius · 09-30-2015, 01:12 PM

Banned for lying on the internet.

kprocivic · 09-30-2015, 01:16 PM

banned for calling him a liar. Maybe he believes what he is saying.

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 01:24 PM

banned for not knowing I've been to Congress, pointed my finger and stated that I've never &^&^*^^%*, period.

rohitsja · 09-30-2015, 01:31 PM

Banned for talking about periods, that explains you claiming to have never masturbated for so long.

UncleWede · 09-30-2015, 01:58 PM

banned because I was busy . . . taking care of business

rohitsja · 09-30-2015, 02:13 PM

Banned for being busy at work and not paying enough attention to the forums.

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 02:15 PM

Banned for reminding me I pay too much attention to the forums and not being busy at work.

UncleWede · 09-30-2015, 02:52 PM

banned for thinking "business" = work

F30lolz · 09-30-2015, 02:54 PM

Banned for 5 finger discount(s) during normal business hours.

09-30-2015, 09:52 AM	#4533
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Banned because I will never commit. Leave her in the dust where she belongs.
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09-30-2015, 10:17 AM	#4535
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Banned because the last lady I made sweet love to, farted dust before we began. She was 65. That's what it feels like to be alive, friends.
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09-30-2015, 10:19 AM	#4536
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Banned for getting on someone who farted dust and not toxic poisonous gases that will make you jump off a building.
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09-30-2015, 10:22 AM	#4538
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Banned for telling me to jump of a bridge.
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09-30-2015, 10:26 AM	#4540
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Banned because if balls were made of solid steel, it wouldn't be able to house the vas deferens that allow me to splooge all over your mum.
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09-30-2015, 10:53 AM	#4543
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Banned for spreading your liquid everywhere like a dog.
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09-30-2015, 01:01 PM	#4544
kprocivic Lieutenant Colonel 814 Rep 1,575 Posts Drives: ecoboost s to the t Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: 92346 iTrader: (7)	banned daily ejaculation is healthy __________________ 2.0l ecosmackkaa
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09-30-2015, 01:12 PM	#4546
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Banned for lying on the internet.
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09-30-2015, 01:16 PM	#4547
kprocivic Lieutenant Colonel 814 Rep 1,575 Posts Drives: ecoboost s to the t Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: 92346 iTrader: (7)	banned for calling him a liar. Maybe he believes what he is saying. __________________ 2.0l ecosmackkaa
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09-30-2015, 01:31 PM	#4549
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Banned for talking about periods, that explains you claiming to have never masturbated for so long.
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09-30-2015, 01:58 PM	#4550
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18459 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	banned because I was busy . . . taking care of business
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09-30-2015, 02:13 PM	#4551
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Banned for being busy at work and not paying enough attention to the forums.
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09-30-2015, 02:52 PM	#4553
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18459 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	banned for thinking "business" = work
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