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      01-15-2016, 11:32 AM   #4577
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I hope we don't have the same guy. That would be so embarrassing. I'd really hate to have anus jokes and Patrick Swayze quotes all over the place.
My suspicions all of a sudden are going through the roof...., it has to be the same guy....,


Let me guess, he said you were his one and only also?
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      01-15-2016, 11:48 AM   #4578
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I have a hired writer that sits at my desk all day posting on forums.


Chicks dig witty guys, a few more zingers and all the BP babes will be yours.
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      01-15-2016, 12:00 PM   #4579
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Where is Billup? I've heard so much about him and would love to meet him. Seems like a pretty cool dude, but fucked up in the head a tich.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but last I heard, that dude was crawling around underneath the foundation of an old house he was thinking of buying when it collapsed on him like Lups on coffee.

Poor guy was buried alive. Closed casket and all that.
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      01-15-2016, 12:23 PM   #4580
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but last I heard, that dude was crawling around underneath the foundation of an old house he was thinking of buying when it collapsed on him like Lups on coffee.

Poor guy was buried alive. Closed casket and all that.
My sincerest condolences.
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      01-15-2016, 12:24 PM   #4581
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Agreed re: Billup. As for Litos, we could use some fresh pictures!
I do miss Litos
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      01-15-2016, 12:40 PM   #4582
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I miss pictures of his wifes tits.
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      01-15-2016, 12:43 PM   #4583
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I miss pictures of his wifes tits.
Well...that goes without saying
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      01-15-2016, 12:45 PM   #4584
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I liked the guy too. So many funny people, banished to ban land.


edit: I have no idea who Litos is or about his wifes tits. Just grapevine things.
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      01-15-2016, 12:49 PM   #4585
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I think Litos is here
I just thank God that Mrs Litos never got banned from our laundry forum where she posts all of those sexy pictures of her husband in his bikini-briefs.
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      01-15-2016, 12:54 PM   #4586
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I think Litos is here
I just thank God that Mrs Litos never got banned from our laundry forum where she posts all of those sexy pictures of her husband in his bikini-briefs.
Maybe she could join BP....

Don't think we have a nepotism rule or anything on BP??
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I miss pictures of his wifes tits.
All the tits pics have been removed from BP, and back then we didn't have someone like my friend Belgium who saves everything.
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      01-15-2016, 01:06 PM   #4588
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Meh, they were just clothed tits, not really worth saving.
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      01-15-2016, 01:16 PM   #4589
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I miss pictures of his wifes tits.
Meh, they were just clothed tits.
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      01-15-2016, 01:18 PM   #4590
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      01-15-2016, 01:30 PM   #4591
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I miss pictures of his wifes tits.
You should have seen the ones he PMed me.
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      01-15-2016, 01:51 PM   #4592
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You should have seen the ones he PMed me.
Oh, we're talking about PM'd pics now? I thought just the posted pics.



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      01-15-2016, 07:54 PM   #4593
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All the tits pics have been removed from BP, and back then we didn't have someone like my friend Belgium who saves everything.
This one I saved , because if I close my eyes I still see it
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      01-15-2016, 08:43 PM   #4595
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Will you girls be upset if I get to second base with Axius tomorrow?
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He was asking me about deep throat ability watch yourself.
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      01-15-2016, 09:12 PM   #4597
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I prevision much scissoring in my future....
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Wait what. Guys don't do that or real lesbian either. Just pron.
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