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      01-18-2016, 07:06 PM   #4731
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You left Seattle and moved back to Finland?
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How's everything been? Aside from your women woes.
Bout time if you ask me.

Anyone who continually bitches and moans about how bad things are here ain't welcomed in my city, let alone my country.

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those are the only ones I have at the moment.

Back on topic:

how old were you when you began 'dating'
My first boyfriend was at 13.
Were you cool in middle school?

I didn't have a gf until 18 and I have the slightest feeling it may have been out of pity
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What base did you get to at 13?

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      01-18-2016, 08:10 PM   #4735
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Bout time if you ask me.

Anyone who continually bitches and moans about how bad things are here ain't welcomed in my city, let alone my country.

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To be fair, she did really enjoy my hometown of Detroit.
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Bout time if you ask me.

Anyone who continually bitches and moans about how bad things are here ain't welcomed in my city, let alone my country.

MURRRRRIIICCCAAA
To be fair, she did really enjoy my hometown of Detroit.
I'm just going to leave that be.

Detroit is just....sad. They've got it bad enough.

I do like the long tunnel with changing colors at the airport though?
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See...here is the real issue....

Axius is a sexy MoFo.

My wife loves sexy MoFo's....

It's a lose/lose situation for me....
Good for me that my wife loves homely, fat, no talent hacks.
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See...here is the real issue....

Axius is a sexy MoFo.

My wife loves sexy MoFo's....

It's a lose/lose situation for me....
Good for me that my wife loves homely, fat, no talent hacks.
It's women like her who give me hope that I- a talented, fit, good looking hack could land a model wife
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      01-18-2016, 10:30 PM   #4739
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It's women like her who give me hope that I- a talented, fit, good looking hack could land a model wife
...and this post gives the rest of us hope you'll run them back to us 'average' guys
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That will work perfect with me. I gotta make time to meet up with Mr Tonka while I'm down there also, so might make it a 4/5day weekend.
Drag him along so we can have a circle jerk right in front of Harry Potters train.
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It's women like her who give me hope that I- a talented, fit, good looking hack could land a model wife
...and this post gives the rest of us hope you'll run them back to us 'average' guys
After I tear apart their women parts- of course.

Enjoy my sloppy seconds, bud!
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After I tear apart their women parts- of course.

Enjoy my sloppy seconds, bud!
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After I tear apart their women parts- of course.

Enjoy my sloppy seconds, bud!
Damn dude
What? Guys like me aren't what women call boyfriend material.

We're simply tolerable without talking. Once we open our mouths- they go back to wholesome dudes.
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Were you cool in middle school?

I didn't have a gf until 18 and I have the slightest feeling it may have been out of pity
I was not cool in the middle school. I wasn't even cool during hs, but thanks to my dweeb/geek/nerd friends, I basically had 30% free rides on all those classes.

As for gf, nothing serious long term till early 20s. Off and on (aka F&R/F&D), about 18-19?
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Were you cool in middle school?

I didn't have a gf until 18 and I have the slightest feeling it may have been out of pity
I was not cool in the middle school. I wasn't even cool during hs, but thanks to my dweeb/geek/nerd friends, I basically had 30% free rides on all those classes.

As for gf, nothing serious long term till early 20s. Off and on (aka F&R/F&D), about 18-19?
Similar.

I was that guy always playing guitar. Not emo, or goth - just rock n roll ish looking.

Then I got bored of hs, took the proficiency exam- and went straight to college my JR year
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Similar.

I was that guy always playing guitar. Not emo, or goth - just rock n roll ish looking.

Then I got bored of hs, took the proficiency exam- and went straight to college my JR year
Honestly, I would rather be mid-late than real early on dating. Of course Late-late is not good as well.

I loved "catch ups."
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I was that guy always playing guitar. Not emo, or goth - just rock n roll ish looking.

Then I got bored of hs, took the proficiency exam- and went straight to college my JR year
Honestly, I would rather be mid-late than real early on dating. Of course Late-late is not good as well.

I loved "catch ups."
True.

All the dudes who got around in HS/early years of college are all salaried employees at local offices and really overweight now.
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      01-19-2016, 12:51 AM   #4748
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I was quite the slut in HS.

Not salaried, not overweight. Just a little impotent lol jk.
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Holding hands at 13? Jeez you must have been tough on the boys. I began holding hands at age 5. My step daughter is about to turn 17 this Sunday and has only been on two dates. I've posted her pic on here and she is a beauty, however, because she won't give it up she's currently available and I hope it stays that way until she's 29. I don't want her corrupted
We were both sooo why in a way, we slept together in a same bed for years when ever I had a a rough time home. His wife still laughs her head off because of us.

We kept each other safe in a way and we formed a friendship nothing has broken since. Hilarious as hell.

@ss I think you find that instead of complaining I put my money and my time to changing things. I know that's not the american way either, but i did try.
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Holding hands at 13? Jeez you must have been tough on the boys. I began holding hands at age 5. My step daughter is about to turn 17 this Sunday and has only been on two dates. I've posted her pic on here and she is a beauty, however, because she won't give it up she's currently available and I hope it stays that way until she's 29. I don't want her corrupted
We were both sooo why in a way, we slept together in a same bed for years when ever I had a a rough time home. His wife still laughs her head off because of us.

We kept each other safe in a way and we formed a friendship nothing has broken since. Hilarious as hell.

@ss I think you find that instead of complaining I put my money and my time to changing things. I know that's not the american way either, but i did try.
Yeah and how'd that work out for ya?

Hahahaha im just playing. I don't care what you did with your money. You do you, booboo.
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Yeah and how'd that work out for ya?

Hahahaha im just playing. I don't care what you did with your money. You do you, booboo.
It made me happy, and I got to see a lot of changes in the lives of others. To me that was an experience worth far more than money.
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Yeah and how'd that work out for ya?

Hahahaha im just playing. I don't care what you did with your money. You do you, booboo.
It made me happy, and I got to see a lot of changes in the lives of others. To me that was an experience worth far more than money.
Bless your heart, because you're a far better person than I.
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