BMW X3 Forum
BMW X3 Forum
Welcome to the ultimate G45 BMW X3 community.
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      02-22-2024, 12:26 PM   #4753
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54686
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 4
kscarrol9609.00
Hornet-01176.00
      02-22-2024, 01:12 PM   #4754
sygazelle
Brigadier General
13480
Rep
3,452
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO View Post
The caption is:

"The guy in the middle is cursing the junior Photoshop editor for missing the bottom half of his right leg; now he can't use the accelerator in his new Corvette."
I didn't notice the missing leg. Good catch. I have no idea how that guy drives stick with a leg missing. His left foot must be really busy!
Appreciate 0
      02-22-2024, 01:39 PM   #4755
ShopVac
Not willing to take advice
ShopVac's Avatar
No_Country
4621
Rep
1,575
Posts

Drives: F82 M4 - 6MT
Join Date: May 2010
Location: PA

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by sygazelle View Post
What's the caption? I'm thinking: Young Corvette Owners Club
Lack of New Balance tennis shoes lead me to believe these jokers are posers and don't have Vettes. I'm thinking 78-82 camaro.

That said:

Guy #1 is Leslie Nielsen....the greatest actor ever.
Guy #2 is Bob Barker - he's still trying to control the pet population.
Guy #3 is Bob Eucker (and had to look it up, still living)
Guy #5 is Wilford Brimley. He had dia-betus.
__________________
Proud owner of 4 Turbos and 1 Supercharger
Appreciate 3
sygazelle13479.50
Buug95923495.50
vreihen1620952.50
      02-22-2024, 01:54 PM   #4756
Artemis
Moderator
Artemis's Avatar
33409
Rep
13,445
Posts

Drives: BMW M2C - BMW X1
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boomer 2019 View Post
One of the worst pains I have ever experienced. I am sure they heard me 2 floors away. Foley... it sounds so benign, but if used by the wrong hands it violates every protocol of the Geneva Convention.
During school days many moons ago: in gym class a school mate stopped a penalty during a mini football match. The biggest guy of the class took the penalty at full force. The 'cannon ball' hit the goal keeper straight in the nuts. The cry through the sports hall was quite memorable. We all felt very sorry for the goalie, because it could have been any of us too. And the gym teacher subsequently saying: "Try to pee and let me know if there's blood" wasn't quite a consolation either for the poor chap.
__________________
///M is art Artemis
Appreciate 3
2000cs3909.00
Buug95923495.50
vreihen1620952.50
      02-22-2024, 02:18 PM   #4757
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82735
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Perfect...!



Name:  Pillow..png
Views: 884
Size:  355.6 KB
Appreciate 4
Llarry21670.00
Buug95923495.50
vreihen1620952.50
      02-22-2024, 02:50 PM   #4758
sygazelle
Brigadier General
13480
Rep
3,452
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
Perfect...!



Attachment 3393856
....like a car without an engine.
Appreciate 0
      02-22-2024, 03:27 PM   #4759
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82735
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by sygazelle View Post
....like a car without an engine.
I don't see the correlation. But go ahead and mansplain it to me.
Appreciate 0
      02-22-2024, 03:59 PM   #4760
Artemis
Moderator
Artemis's Avatar
33409
Rep
13,445
Posts

Drives: BMW M2C - BMW X1
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Name:  Cat_Pillow.jpg
Views: 1046
Size:  37.0 KB
__________________
///M is art Artemis
Appreciate 7
Maynard4228.00
shannon1682.50
Esteban54686.00
RickFLM411861.00
      02-22-2024, 04:12 PM   #4761
Artemis
Moderator
Artemis's Avatar
33409
Rep
13,445
Posts

Drives: BMW M2C - BMW X1
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Noise canceling has evolved: The Isolator
Name:  Gernsback_Isolator.jpg
Views: 922
Size:  1,010.0 KB
__________________
///M is art Artemis
Appreciate 4
JJ 911SC26997.50
vreihen1620952.50
hubbahubba11671.50
      02-22-2024, 07:08 PM   #4762
JJ 911SC
Crusty Old Navy Chief
JJ 911SC's Avatar
Canada
26998
Rep
1,713
Posts

Drives: 2022 X3 M40i, 1983 911SC
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: Ottawa

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
I don't see the correlation. But go ahead and mansplain it to me.
I think the "The Boyfriend Pillow" can't "deliver" if you know what I mean
Appreciate 4
Esteban54686.00
kscarrol9609.00
Llarry21670.00
      02-22-2024, 07:49 PM   #4763
SpeedBuggy
Comfortably Numb
SpeedBuggy's Avatar
United_States
887
Rep
655
Posts

Drives: '18 x1/'13 X3/'06 330i
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cortland, Ohio

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 BMW 330i   [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post

Yeah, been there before.
Remember that same scenario, nurse walks into the room to insert a catheter. Asks if I don't mind if a student nursing class could observe and I didn't object. In walks about a dozen college girls and when the nurse started to explain how to insert the damn thing, ol' Tommy Turtle went into hiding. Not sure what was more humiliating, Tommy Turtle or the couple of giggles I heard...........
__________________
06 e90 330i/Alpine White/Terra Dakota
13 F25 X3 xDrive 35i/Black Sapphire Metallic/Oyster Nevada
18 F48 X1 xDrive 28i/Black Sapphire Metallic/Black SensaTec
Appreciate 8
JJ 911SC26997.50
kscarrol9609.00
Esteban54686.00
Llarry21670.00
Lady Jane82734.50
hubbahubba11671.50
BMWGUYinCO4379.50
      02-22-2024, 07:52 PM   #4764
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54686
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

..
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 9
JJ 911SC26997.50
Llarry21670.00
hubbahubba11671.50
Maynard4228.00
R BMW956.50
shannon1682.50
      02-22-2024, 10:17 PM   #4765
sygazelle
Brigadier General
13480
Rep
3,452
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
I don't see the correlation. But go ahead and mansplain it to me.
Mainsplaining is condescending and I would never purposely be condescending. Besides, you have catheters and I don't want to pi$$ you off and pay for it in a bad dream.
Appreciate 6
Buug95923495.50
Llarry21670.00
vreihen1620952.50
Lady Jane82734.50
hubbahubba11671.50
KRS_SN14774.50
      02-23-2024, 05:28 AM   #4766
Bezerk
Private
Bezerk's Avatar
Netherlands
394
Rep
67
Posts

Drives: BMW 328i GT
Join Date: Nov 2021
Location: Netherlands

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buug959 View Post
007
A hundred years?
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2024, 05:36 AM   #4767
Buug959
Captain
Buug959's Avatar
Ukraine
23496
Rep
892
Posts

Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Nova Scotia

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bas_Met_Wielen View Post
A hundred years?
I was wondering how long before someone picked that out.
__________________
Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
Appreciate 1
Bezerk394.00
      02-23-2024, 12:08 PM   #4768
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54686
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 6
kscarrol9609.00
Maynard4228.00
hubbahubba11671.50
JJ 911SC26997.50
Manny01299.50
      02-23-2024, 08:28 PM   #4769
dreamingat30fps
Colonel
United_States
5969
Rep
2,027
Posts

Drives: Miata, Cayenne, Model 3, F350
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Florida & NC

iTrader: (1)

Appreciate 7
kscarrol9609.00
Llarry21670.00
hubbahubba11671.50
JJ 911SC26997.50
Maynard4228.00
      02-24-2024, 09:37 AM   #4770
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82735
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Amen.



Name:  puppies. (1).jpg
Views: 742
Size:  187.6 KB
Appreciate 9
Buug95923495.50
TKDbilly8796.00
JJ 911SC26997.50
vreihen1620952.50
RickFLM411861.00
hubbahubba11671.50
shannon1682.50
      02-24-2024, 06:26 PM   #4771
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54686
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 8
JJ 911SC26997.50
Llarry21670.00
hubbahubba11671.50
Maynard4228.00
vreihen1620952.50
shannon1682.50
      02-24-2024, 07:56 PM   #4772
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82735
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Name:  Look like.jpg
Views: 712
Size:  32.6 KB
Appreciate 5
vreihen1620952.50
Llarry21670.00
JJ 911SC26997.50
ShopVac4621.00
      02-25-2024, 01:53 AM   #4773
sygazelle
Brigadier General
13480
Rep
3,452
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (0)

Attached Images
 
Appreciate 6
FrankDK188.00
Buug95923495.50
JJ 911SC26997.50
kscarrol9609.00
Esteban54686.00
      02-25-2024, 07:30 AM   #4774
JJ 911SC
Crusty Old Navy Chief
JJ 911SC's Avatar
Canada
26998
Rep
1,713
Posts

Drives: 2022 X3 M40i, 1983 911SC
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: Ottawa

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 6
Buug95923495.50
kscarrol9609.00
Esteban54686.00
vreihen1620952.50
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:17 AM.




x3:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST