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      07-11-2016, 02:29 PM   #4775
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      07-11-2016, 02:34 PM   #4776
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Easy there, killer... Didn't realize you're a male model? Lolol...
Jesus Christ woman, what the fuck is your deal?
It's a legit question? Are you a male model ?

It's funny like 1 out of 50 posts from you have some substance... The rest of it is just idiocy... Either posting some chicks pic on the internet talking about how she's not worthy of you... (Which I find absolutely hysterical btw) You'll drone on and on about how someone else can't get laid and that's the cause of his malfunction... You'll irritate the shit out of other people but can't seem to handle it if someone gives it back to you?

Your composure is seriously lacking for a future lawyer and if you can't handle it then I'd probably suggest you don't dish it out, Cupcake... Come back when you've changed your Tampon...
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      07-11-2016, 02:43 PM   #4777
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It's a legit question? Are you a male model ?
I am not. Judging by the rest of your post, it wasn't a legit question.

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It's funny like 1 out of 50 posts from you have some substance... The rest of it is just idiocy...
Because internet.

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Either posting some chicks pic on the internet talking about how she's not worthy of you... (Which I find absolutely hysterical btw)
Did you miss all of my posts talking about how I went on amazing dates with amazing women?

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You'll drone on and on about how someone else can't get laid and that's the cause of his malfunction...
Are you referring to the one comment I made to Grimmey? Did you miss the posts where he shit on every other board member before getting banned?

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You'll irritate the shit out of other people but can't seem to handle it if someone gives it back to you?
I'm at a loss...who else did I irritate?

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Your composure is seriously lacking for a future lawyer and if you can't handle it then I'd probably suggest you don't dish it out, Cupcake
Thank you, master of the Internet, I'm totally like this in real life...I definitely don't dress up in a different internet persona just to get some laughs and keep things interesting...

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Come back when you've changed your Tampon...
How ironic after what you just posted...
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      07-11-2016, 02:44 PM   #4778
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Yup, going to hell for laughing.
She's gorgeous, are you going to keep this one?
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      07-11-2016, 02:55 PM   #4779
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It's a legit question? Are you a male model ?

It's funny like 1 out of 50 posts from you have some substance... The rest of it is just idiocy... Either posting some chicks pic on the internet talking about how she's not worthy of you... (Which I find absolutely hysterical btw) You'll drone on and on about how someone else can't get laid and that's the cause of his malfunction... You'll irritate the shit out of other people but can't seem to handle it if someone gives it back to you?

Your composure is seriously lacking for a future lawyer and if you can't handle it then I'd probably suggest you don't dish it out, Cupcake... Come back when you've changed your Tampon...
How about this...might be interesting and would calm the fire a bit...since your concern seems to be of my constant bullshitting and not taking the internet seriously (lol)...

Let's hear an issue or question. I'll give my response, you give your response. We will allow OT to judge which individual has the wiser response. This way, I can duly demonstrate that I am light years ahead of you mentally, psychologically, and logically.
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      07-11-2016, 02:56 PM   #4780
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She's cute as long as she doesn't smile.
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      07-11-2016, 03:01 PM   #4781
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The fact that this is where your mindset is and your grand solution to to prove your self worth on the Internet, further solidifies the fact that you're not mentally, psychologically, and logically equipped to handle even a 5 year old...

I weep for the future of law some more...
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      07-11-2016, 03:02 PM   #4782
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She's cute as long as she doesn't smile.
Allow me to please shoei with my response:

Indeed, kind sir. I do not fully understand the logic behind her biography. It would appear that she intends to ward off prospective gentlemen by providing a warning of a subective defect. Though, one must appreciate her brave bluntness and active reasoning. However, her's is an acquired taste, one that I may not be too in tune with.

Is that an OK response, hun?

Until further notice, I will continue to copy your username to every one of my posts for your reflection since you appear to be quite interested with my internet personality.
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      07-11-2016, 03:05 PM   #4783
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Yup, going to hell for laughing.
I'm confused as to how she has a broken eye?
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      07-11-2016, 03:05 PM   #4784
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Allow me to please shoei with my response:

Indeed, kind sir. I do not fully understand the logic behind her biography. It would appear that she intends to ward off prospective gentlemen by providing a warning of a subective defect. Though, one must appreciate her brave bluntness and active reasoning. However, her's is an acquired taste, one that I may not be too in tune with.

Is that an OK response, hun?

Until further notice, I will continue to copy your username to every one of my posts for your reflection since you appear to be quite interested with my internet personality.
*subjective, sorry couldn't help myself, carry on you two...

I would drop the "too" as well!
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      07-11-2016, 03:06 PM   #4785
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The fact that this is where your mindset is and your grand solution to to prove your self worth on the Internet, further solidifies the fact that you're not mentally, psychologically, and logically equipped to handle even a 5 year old...

I weep for the future of law some more...
Seems like you're having a bad day. I'll let you off the hook.

Next time, however, if you have an issue with my posts, please PM me. I'd be happy to take your thoughts into consideration (via message or Skype) in subsequent posts.

Back on topic.
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      07-11-2016, 03:09 PM   #4786
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she's cute. I'd hit it
Meh, kinda average looking

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Easy there, killer... Didn't realize you're a male model? Lolol...
You do realize that almost every guy that posts in here seems to think he is a male model right? I've seen some of the IG accounts- it couldn't be further from reality.
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      07-11-2016, 03:11 PM   #4787
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You do realize that almost every guy that posts in here seems to think he is a male model right? I've seen some of the IG accounts- it couldn't be further from reality.
shoei would lose her shit if she wondered over to the Misc section on bodybuilding . com
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      07-11-2016, 03:12 PM   #4788
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How about this...might be interesting and would calm the fire a bit...since your concern seems to be of my constant bullshitting and not taking the internet seriously (lol)...

Let's hear an issue or question. I'll give my response, you give your response. We will allow OT to judge which individual has the wiser response. This way, I can duly demonstrate that I am light years ahead of you mentally, psychologically, and logically.
You're literally doing exactly what shoei accused you of right here.
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      07-11-2016, 03:13 PM   #4789
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Easy there, killer... Didn't realize you're a male model? Lolol...
Not saying that smoosh is ugly but it's a man's world.
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You do realize that almost every guy that posts in here seems to think he is a male model right? I've seen some of the IG accounts- it couldn't be further from reality.
shoei would lose her shit if she wondered over to the Misc section on bodybuilding . com
I've been there. Disaster.
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      07-11-2016, 03:14 PM   #4791
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No dick. She was wearing a tight skirt so I got a good glimpse. Very girly

She was sweet, and had a bomb ass, so I set up second date plans for her bday on Wed
What kind of bomb ?
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I've been there. Disaster.
Good evening...How are you ?


EDIT: Good evening everyone as well .
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she's cute. I'd hit it
Meh, kinda average looking

5/10
Easy there, killer... Didn't realize you're a male model? Lolol...
You do realize that almost every guy that posts in here seems to think he is a male model right? I've seen some of the IG accounts- it couldn't be further from reality.
At least some have reason and rationale... I mean Verb's got abs and the mysteries of whether or not he's hung like the 73% or the 27%

Smoosh? Jesus Christ... Makes zero sense, especially if you read his dribble before of his super successful past relationship (singular not plural) Seems to think by saying "it's just an Internet persona" gives him free reign... :
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Good evening...How are you ?


EDIT: Good evening everyone as well .
Still afternoon here. What's up?
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Low key, many Jewish girls are attractive. A very subtle beauty with them.
Gold rush..
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