[UncleWede]

It's BACON!!!

I broke out the bison bacon Sunday. Interesting, but still had the Schwann's pepper bacon alongside. I literally inhaled a piece of pepper bacon, and it took my lung about 15 minutes to TB-surround that thing so I could hauck it up.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'm having smoked bacon for lunch today.

Had I not turned in my previous shit BB for this new one, there was a picture I took of an entire package of Biorins bacon I cooked, and I made so many bacon snacks that day.


Pretty sure I felt my heart stop a few times, so I just punched my chest until the pulse came back.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's BACON!!!

I broke out the bison bacon Sunday. Interesting, but still had the Schwann's pepper bacon alongside. I literally inhaled a piece of pepper bacon, and it took my lung about 15 minutes to TB-surround that thing so I could hauck it up.

So far, Wrights has my favorite thick cut maple bacon. It's pretty high ranking right now, but I might look into new bacon sources and break out of the shell.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Had I not turned in my previous shit BB for this new one, there was a picture I took of an entire package of Biorins bacon I cooked, and I made so many bacon snacks that day.


Pretty sure I felt my heart stop a few times, so I just punched my chest until the pulse came back.

Every time you say "Biorin's bacon" I imagine someone actually making me into bacon. I'm pretty sedentary, so the meat would be soft, and plenty of fat for flavor.

Was the bacon actually any good? I've never tried that kind.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Every time you say "Biorin's bacon" I imagine someone actually making me into bacon. I'm pretty sedentary, so the meat would be soft, and plenty of fat for flavor.

Was the bacon actually any good? I've never tried that kind.

I just wish there was an infinite source of this Biorin Bacon. I'd imagine you would make for a tasty slab of bacon. Enriched with financial knowledge, so it might even make the connoisseur a little bit smarter. Brain food!


It was pretty damn good. I saved the brown sugar cured for last and so far it has been my favorite. The blackpepper was lacking in the black pepper department.

[Kidscollege$]

Originally Posted by Axius

Want to know an abomination to the word bacon...



Canadian bacon. Mother fucker that shit is ham, and you are a damn loony Canadian.

Funny, I use to have a Canadian engineer that worked for me...I asked him what they called Canadian bacon up there. He said "Ham".

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Kidscollege$

Funny, I use to have a Canadian engineer that worked for me...I asked him what they called Canadian bacon up there. He said "Ham".

Depends who you ask, it did originate in CAN by English emigrants that stole the idea from some Canadian dude. It's just trimmed pork loin wet cured and rolled in corn meal or something I think.

[Kidscollege$]

Originally Posted by Axius

I just wish there was an infinite source of this Biorin Bacon. I'd imagine you would make for a tasty slab of bacon. Enriched with financial knowledge, so it might even make the connoisseur a little bit smarter. Brain food!


It was pretty damn good. I saved the brown sugar cured for last and so far it has been my favorite. The blackpepper was lacking in the black pepper department.

Huh...I would be interested in seeing Biorin bacon strip?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Depends who you ask, it did originate in CAN by English emigrants that stole the idea from some Canadian dude. It's just trimmed pork loin wet cured and rolled in corn meal or something I think.

Yeah, but we typically just refer to that as peameal bacon, rather than Canadian bacon. If you don't specify, and just ask for bacon, then most likely you are going to receive bacon in the form that Americans expect up here...the fatty strip kind. With certain exceptions...say if you ordered eggs benedict...then you should expect to receive peameal bacon. Societal norms and that.

We are trying as a nation to conform our definition of bacon to the American one. All in the interests of becoming the next "state" to be adopted into Murica of course.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, but we typically just refer to that as peameal bacon, rather than Canadian bacon. If you don't specify, and just ask for bacon, then most likely you are going to receive bacon in the form that Americans expect up here...the fatty strip kind. With certain exceptions...say if you ordered eggs benedict...then you should expect to receive peameal bacon. Societal norms and that.

We are trying as a nation to conform our definition of bacon to the American one. All in the interests of becoming the next "state" to be adopted into Murica of course.

Doh! I knew it had a different name but couldn't think of it. You Canadians are so witty.

Yeah, you use the regular strip bacon to dip in the yolk of the egg on the benedict, and use the peameal bacon as stacker accessory.

To be honest, I think the great state of Canada would do us more good than the great state of Puerto Rico.

[UglyBuzzard]

Lups Sara504 Biorin and all other ladies...

If a man had this as his pet, would you allow him in your pants on the first date?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Lups Sara504 Biorin and all other ladies...

If a man had this as his pet, would you allow him in your pants on the first date?

It's better than a man owning a cat.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

It's better than a man owning a cat.

Like this?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Sara504

It's better than a man owning a cat.

So integrity is second to a cat?

[F30lolz]

Have you ever been mistaken for a guy?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by C5driver

So integrity is second to a cat?

Unless he says hes going to get rid of the cat.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Unless he says hes going to get rid of the cat.

what is he has both? Dog ok?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

what is he has both? Dog ok?

He can have a dog, but I'm the only pussy in his life.

[Sara]

In all seriousness its the shedding and the use of the bathroom indoors that I hate. You can smell it. As soon as you walk into a guys house who owns a cat, you smell the litter box. Even if it's clean its that distinct " A cat lives here" smell thats gross. Kinda like when you walk into a smokers house, they cant smell it, but to a non smoker it hits you like brick wall when you walk in. Cats shed. I CANNOT STAND hair on the couch, on your clothes, etc. They scratch shit the list goes on. I dont mind a cat at the barn but as far as inside cat in someones house? No, not for me.

[BayMoWe335]

Cats stink and you can ALWAYS smell them despite how "clean" people say they are and how "clean" they keep the litter box.

They are also a stupid animal to own and usually the people owning them are annoying.

Dogs > Jury Duty > Cats

[V1.47fan]

Do you guys realize being guided by emotions rather than logical thinking kills relationships?

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

In all seriousness its the shedding and the use of the bathroom indoors that I hate. You can smell it. As soon as you walk into a guys house who owns a cat, you smell the litter box. Even if it's clean its that distinct " A cat lives here" smell thats gross. Kinda like when you walk into a smokers house, they cant smell it, but to a non smoker it hits you like brick wall when you walk in. Cats shed. I CANNOT STAND hair on the couch, on your clothes, etc. They scratch shit the list goes on. I dont mind a cat at the barn but as far as inside cat in someones house? No, not for me.

True but would a can of Fabreze and a large penis get you past this?