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      01-27-2016, 05:42 PM   #4929
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She's in a cold place. Cold places have seals. Therefore, she's stapling a seal to the ceiling.
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I hate that I was way too late and you beat me to this.


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      01-27-2016, 05:46 PM   #4931
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Wanna do a comedy road show? I'll be the straight guy.




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      01-27-2016, 05:48 PM   #4932
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Every comedy road show needs a gay guy, a mexican, or a hillbilly too. Which is it?
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      01-27-2016, 05:49 PM   #4933
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Fuck off Alex, I can't even see the difference now.





Superman blew up the walls after I had a nice early chat with a fucker who wanted to slow me down. We agreed on him staying out of my way.
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      01-27-2016, 05:49 PM   #4934
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Every comedy road show needs a gay guy, a mexican, or a hillbilly too. Which is it?
Everyone thinks I'm Mexican and I already have the stache.
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Everyone thinks I'm Mexican and I already have the stache.
..., soooo you are not Mexican is what you're saying?



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Every comedy road show needs a gay guy, a mexican, or a hillbilly too. Which is it?
The dude with torn jeans who cuts my grass has a pink lawnmower and smells like burritos.
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Every comedy road show needs a gay guy, a mexican, or a hillbilly too. Which is it?
Is it safe to assume that the hillbilly position is going to be filled by who ever is living after a death match between ASBSECU E93 and myself?
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The dude with torn jeans who cuts my grass has a pink lawnmower and smells like burritos.
Carlos Mencia?
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Carlos Mencia?
I pay him in cash :
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I pay him in cash :
Oh. Jose Inglecias. Got it. Does good work for the price.
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Do you realize being a spineless asshole kills any hope of friendships?

I apologize, I'm sorry that you're too sensitive.
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No need to project
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      01-27-2016, 08:57 PM   #4944
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Is it safe to assume that the hillbilly position is going to be filled by who ever is living after a death match between ASBSECU E93 and myself?
That would be me then
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Fuck off Alex, I can't even see the difference now.

Superman blew up the walls after I had a nice early chat with a fucker who wanted to slow me down. We agreed on him staying out of my way.
Lups - Da Fuq are you doing to that house...?
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Is it safe to assume that the hillbilly position is going to be filled by who ever is living after a death match between ASBSECU E93 and myself?
That would be me then
I don't know.... One good whack to your back and you might be down for the count. Lol
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I don't know.... One good whack to your back and you might be down for the count. Lol
Rob is my man and all, but I have to give you the cake on this one.


VB days, I'd probably weigh my bets on the other end though.
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Rob is my man and all, but I have to give you the cake on this one.


VB days, I'd probably weigh my bets on the other end though.
Big tree, fall hard. lol

I'll have to concede height and reach, but i'm quick as a cat without a busted back.
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Rob is my man and all, but I have to give you the cake on this one.


VB days, I'd probably weigh my bets on the other end though.
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Big tree, fall hard. lol

I'll have to concede height and reach, but i'm quick as a cat without a busted back.
Now Axius - you have seen first hand the hand/eye I possess....

What makes you remotely think I'd let Mr Tonka get close enough to put his Hobbit paws on me
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Lups - Da Fuq are you doing to that house...?
I tore the insides away and today I'm demolishing the kitchen. Then rebuild.

You know, decorating, light and simple.
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