[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Cross-reference with missing persons reports or any unsolved crime for that matter.

Anything to do with hookers as well... Or tinder...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Anything to do with hookers as well... Or tinder...

I heard a news report saying that there has been a string of crimes against gay male prostitutes. Several reports of them being "stiffed". Each giving a very similar description of the perp.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I heard a news report saying that there has been a string of crimes against gay male prostitutes. Several reports of them being "stiffed". Each giving a very similar description of the perp.

Was the perp in bicycle shorts??

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

1) Has anyone on here asked you out on a date?
2) Have you ever asked a guy on a date and been turned down?
3) Do you go through your SO's phone to see if they are cheating?

1. Yes.
2. Yes. I am still bitter.
3. Not even once, but we've been together for merely 12 or so years.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh, I'm looking forward to this one.
If the answer to number 1 is yes, then I have two follow-up questions.
A. Who was it?
B. Have you ever accepted? Not a C&C, but a date. Heh.

If the answer to number 2 is yes, I have only one follow-up: did the guy introduce you to his boyfriend/husband?

A. No comments, but this has happened a few times. Let's just say men don't take rejection well always.
B. My golden rule about men is steer away from all engineers, lawyers and car folks. I've followed this so successfully those three are all my dating history is filled with. When the hubby gets tired of my cranky ass, I'll start hitting on biorin.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Was the perp in bicycle shorts??

Compressions shorts, bike shorts.... same thing. lol

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Compressions shorts, bike shorts.... same thing. lol

Spandex... Say it with me... Spandex...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Spandex... Say it with me... Spandex...

I've got this new bike outfit.... hang on i'll go find a pic of it for you.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I've got this new bike outfit.... hang on i'll go find a pic of it for you.

No no !!! It's quite alright Lance Armstrong... I believe you, lol... Pics unnecessary...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Cross-reference with missing persons reports or any unsolved crime for that matter.

I was thinking more along the lines of shark week...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I was thinking more along the lines of shark week...

He's on his period ??

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by shoei

Anything to do with hookers as well... Or tinder...

The crimson wave...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

No no !!! It's quite alright Lance Armstrong... I believe you, lol... Pics unnecessary...

He just wants to show off his ass again for the ladies of BP.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

He just wants to show off his ass again for the ladies of BP.

Apparently it works time to time...

*shudders* like, with Belgium...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

He just wants to show off his ass again for the ladies of BP.

You're probably right... He's been quiet for so long, you know he's putting crisco on his body and squeezing into this bike suit as we speak lol...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Awwww, Thank-you !

I found it from a funeral site.

Hey...tail numbers...shoot them my way!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

You're probably right... He's been quiet for so long, you know he's putting crisco on his body and squeezing into this bike suit as we speak lol...

He's upset because I get all the attention around here.


I'll play fair, let's let him have this one moment so his ego can be raised once more.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

He's upset because I get all the attention around here.


I'll play fair, let's let him have this one moment so his ego can be raised once more.

No that's only V1... Tonka seems to handle it fine...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

No that's only V1... Tonka seems to handle it fine...

Oh yeah.



Well, you heard the people Tonka, get them sexy bike trunks on and get at it!

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I found it from a funeral site.

Hey...tail numbers...shoot them my way!

You wanna track me down or something?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You wanna track me down or something?

I think it's more he doesn't want to be on any planes you have worked on... Legit question though...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

No no !!! It's quite alright Lance Armstrong... I believe you, lol... Pics unnecessary...

Originally Posted by Axius

He just wants to show off his ass again for the ladies of BP.

Originally Posted by shoei

You're probably right... He's been quiet for so long, you know he's putting crisco on his body and squeezing into this bike suit as we speak lol...

you're lucky i can't find the pic i was thinking of....

This is what it looks like though. (This isn't me, if you're wondering. Never skip leg day bruh.)




I got the wife one for Christmas and i'm looking for an angle to have a photo shoot of her in them.

[Axius]

I like the chick version a lot more.


Dude version reminds me of Borats bathing suit.