[bimmette]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I said it was the best way not the fastest. Enjoy your mediocre pizza!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pro-tip: cold pizza...

This. I typically buy a pizza, eat one slice from it and then put it in the refrigerator for the next day. So much better cold.

[///M Power-Belgium]

I didn't knew that pizza was part of Tinder..

[BwoodBMW]

So here we are about 118 pages in to this thread and how many actually Tinder hookups have actually happened?... like one or two? Strong work team.


Disclaimer: I'm happily married so this is a spectator sport for me (yikes that sounds creepy, oh well), I cannot be blamed for lack of performance.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

So here we are about 118 pages in to this thread and how many actually Tinder hookups have actually happened?... like one or two? Strong work team.


Discalaimer: I'm happily married so this is a spectator sport for me (yikes that sounds creepy, oh well), I cannot be blamed for lack of performance.

Two. Mike and Sara (separately).

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pro-Tip: If she says "no", she really means "yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"...

How ironic, I just read case law where victim and accused had a relationship where "no" DID mean "yes" on over a dozen instances of sex between the two.

Turns out "no" meant "no" on one occasion and victim pressed charges.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

This. I typically buy a pizza, eat one slice from it and then put it in the refrigerator for the next day. So much better cold.

I like how the cold firms everything up. Also, the sauce soaks into the crust. Goes well with coffee.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I didn't knew that pizza was part of Tinder..

Well, my friend, even the worst of pizza isn't really that bad...sorta like sex.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I like how the cold firms everything up. Also, the sauce soaks into the crust. Goes well with ranch dressing.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

How ironic, I just read case law where victim and accused had a relationship where "no" DID mean "yes" on over a dozen instances of sex between the two.

Turns out "no" meant "no" on one occasion and victim pressed charges.

Wait, so she meant "no" but still went and did it 12 different times? And now she's trying to refute it?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by duck fat

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I haven't had Taco Bell in a while. That place is like Diarrhea Roulette.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Wait, so she meant "no" but still went and did it 12 different times? And now she's trying to refute it?

"No" was code for "be rough with me" on over a dozen occasions. On one occasion, victim took sleeping pill and refused accused's request for sex, stating "no." Accused replied, "sleep well," and left. Accused later re-entered victim's barrack and had rough sex with her while she was asleep. Victim pressed charges, intermediate court held guilty of sexual assault, Army Ct. of Crim. App. affirmed. Reasoning is, MRE 412(b)(2), allowing defense to present evidence of past sexual relationships between victim and accused, does not apply because this sexual encounter was too different factually than past sexual encounters. So, only looking at this case, victim said "no," accused had sex with victim as she was asleep, accused charged with sexual assault.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

"No" was code for "be rough with me" on over a dozen occasions. On one occasion, victim took sleeping pill and refused accused's request for sex, stating "no." Accused replied, "sleep well," and left. Accused later re-entered victim's barrack and had rough sex with her while she was asleep. Victim pressed charges, intermediate court held guilty of rape, Army Ct. of Crim. App. affirmed. Reasoning is, MRE 412(b)(2), allowing defense to present evidence of past sexual relationships between victim and accused, does not apply because this sexual encounter was too different factually than past sexual encounters. So, only looking at this case, victim said "no," accused had sex with victim as she was asleep, accused charged with sexual assault.

Um, wow.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Um, wow.

Moral of the story...

If a woman says, "no," but actually means, "be rough with me," uppercut that hoe and stop all communications with her.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Moral of the story...

If a woman says, "no," but actually means, "be rough with me," uppercut that hoe and stop all communications with her.

Pic for reference:

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Moral of the story...

If a woman says, "no," but actually means, "be rough with me," uppercut that hoe and stop all communications with her.

I like that method.

That case reminds me of a party story. It involves one of those chicks I posted with nice eyebrows. She basically passed out drunk and woke up covered in and surrounded with jizz.

Said something about that being an accomplishment or something.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I like that method.

That case reminds me of a party story. It involves one of those chicks I posted with nice eyebrows. She basically passed out drunk and woke up covered in and surrounded with jizz.

Said something about that being an accomplishment or something.

Wouldn't be surprised if she inseminated herself with that jizz, saved a small sample for CIS, and started collecting child support in nine months.

On that note, PSA, remember to never throw away used condoms in the trash can. Always flush.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Wouldn't be surprised if she inseminated herself with that jizz, saved a small sample for CIS, and started collecting child support in nine months.

On that note, PSA, remember to never throw away used condoms in the trash can. Always flush.

Lol. Don't think she has any kids...yet. Plus, I don't think any of the guys she fucked with could support themselves, let alone provide child supports.

I designed a dissolvable condom for an engineering class once, lol. It was meant to be a joke, but people actually supported it.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I designed a dissolvable condom for an engineering class once

What!? haha tell me more!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

What!? haha tell me more!

Basically, it was composed of natural polymer. When it became in contact with the some chemicals released inside the vaginal tissue during intercourse, it would slowly begin to deteriorate. It was a 2 stage. First stage was an outer, quick dissolved later that acted as lube. Second layer was a slower dissolving layer.

He original plan called for the total product to last for approximately 20 minutes or so. Once finished, the user would hop into shower and just rinse it off.

The problems I faced we're finding polymers that lasted long enough for the different types of va-jay-jay juice.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

So here we are about 118 pages in to this thread and how many actually Tinder hookups have actually happened?... like one or two? Strong work team.


Disclaimer: I'm happily married so this is a spectator sport for me (yikes that sounds creepy, oh well), I cannot be blamed for lack of performance.

So far I've banged an underage black chick, two brunettes, and a blasian.


Didn't find out about the black chick until we went to the shooting range and I watched her as she filled her DOB on the form. So far I haven't gotten a pregnant text or paperwork from a lawyer.