[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Have you ever changed out a tire on the side of the road wearing high heels?

Nope. That's what the dealership is for.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No, that's a menstrual cycle.

Ah, so you're a heavy flow-er huh?


Be careful, bears are attracted the scent.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ah, so you're a heavy flow-er huh?


Be careful, bears are attracted the scent.

This got me thinking ladies.

Ever let a man earn his red wings?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

This got me thinking ladies.

Ever let a man earn his red wings?

What about his brown belt.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ah, so you're a heavy flow-er huh?


Be careful, bears are attracted the scent.

Every other one yup. Fucking makes me wish I was a boy or pregnant.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

This got me thinking ladies.

Ever let a man earn his red wings?

ABSOLUTELY NEVER!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

What about his brown belt.

No. That's for Sugarskulls

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No. That's for Sugarskulls

Saras pooper is allllllll mine come Mfest!

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

ABSOLUTELY NEVER!

You aren't as cunning as I thought you were.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Every other one yup. Fucking makes me wish I was a boy or pregnant.

Just go under the knife and have them cut your ovaries out. Problem solved.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Just go under the knife and have them cut your ovaries out. Problem solved.

But I want another baby....

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

But I want another baby....

out of wedlock?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

out of wedlock?

Unless Sugar wants to propose

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Unless Sugar wants to propose

He should run away like Forrest Gump used to

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

But I want another baby....

Chick from Tinder apparently did too when she said "You don't need to wear a condom".


Yeah, OKAY.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

He should run away like Forrest Gump used to

Why? I'm a great person.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Chick from Tinder apparently did too when she said "You don't need to wear a condom".


Yeah, OKAY.

ew. Be careful dont catch cooties

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

ew. Be careful dont catch cooties

Don't be silly, double wrap ya willy.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't be silly, double wrap ya willy.

Amen!! Unless youre in a committed and monogamous relationship do not do it without one. You dont know what the other person has. Hell I wont even share a drink with someone I dont know... (edit haha thats why I was so hesitant on Bourbon Street) HAND ON THE BIBLE, had a co worker who BRAGGED about always meeting guys on plenty of fish and sleeping with them during her lunch hour. So fucking gross. We went to the mall to get food, on the way back, without asking me, she takes my drink out of the cup holder and takes a sip from it. I've never been more mad in my life. As soon as I pulled into the garage at work, I threw away my drink in the garbage right in front of her. Dont ever fucking sip my shit nasty hoe.

[ASBSECU E93]

Ladies.....

Knowing that the Internet is forever....would you pose nude for a magazine or media?

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Amen!! Unless youre in a committed and monogamous relationship do not do it without one. You dont know what the other person has. Hell I wont even share a drink with someone I dont know... (edit haha thats why I was so hesitant on Bourbon Street) HAND ON THE BIBLE, had a co worker who BRAGGED about always meeting guys on plenty of fish and sleeping with them during her lunch hour. So fucking gross. We went to the mall to get food, on the way back, without asking me, she takes my drink out of the cup holder and takes a sip from it. I've never been more mad in my life. As soon as I pulled into the garage at work, I threw away my drink in the garbage right in front of her. Dont ever fucking sip my shit nasty hoe.

Agreed but, how do you feel about your man using his penis to stir the pitcher of margaritas?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Amen!! (edit haha thats why I was so hesitant on Bourbon Street)

Did get you to take a sip, and you're still alive! I'm shocked!


I agree though, there are people you know to stay the fuck away from, and everything/everyone else just needs to be handled like preventative maintenance.