Tinder/Dating Apps

Banana Hammock · 07-15-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You feel misled and you're going on a second date?

Is anyone confused or is it just me?

Masochist.

bimmette · 07-15-2016, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by Beartato

So I met up with a girl on Tinder yesterday, she was kinda chubby in her pictures and I was fine with it, but in real life she was a lot bigger. We still had fun, I just feel misled. Second date on Sunday.

You feel misled and you're going on a second date?

Is anyone confused or is it just me?

I'm not confused. Either she has a super awesome personality... or he's desperate to get some

shoei · 07-15-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You feel misled and you're going on a second date?

Is anyone confused or is it just me?

Masochist.

Just you, Ducky... It made COMPLETE sense... Let's start with a lie, a sprinkle of deceit, false advertising, followed by disappointment - but all of that gets overridden by - needing to discover if one is a chubby chaser or not...

Axius · 07-15-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm not confused. Either she has a super awesome personality... or he's desperate to get some

I've heard bigger girls are great at giving head. I'd never know nor will ever know, but that's word on the streets.

Beartato · 07-15-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm not confused. Either she has a super awesome personality... or he's desperate to get some

Bingo. I could probably do better but it's rare to find someone so awesome. Even if we don't actually develop something romantic I'm sure we'd make good friends.

bimmette · 07-15-2016, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Beartato

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm not confused. Either she has a super awesome personality... or he's desperate to get some

Bingo. I could probably do better but it's rare to find someone so awesome. Even if we don't actually develop something romantic I'm sure we'd make good friends.

I figured (no pun intended). I was just buggin you.

She can always lose weight and you'd have the perfect chick.

shoei · 07-15-2016, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Beartato

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm not confused. Either she has a super awesome personality... or he's desperate to get some

Bingo. I could probably do better but it's rare to find someone so awesome. Even if we don't actually develop something romantic I'm sure we'd make good friends.

Can you just take one for the team and confirm axius's suspicions above please and report back to us asap...

F87LUV · 07-15-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Beartato

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm not confused. Either she has a super awesome personality... or he's desperate to get some

Bingo. I could probably do better but it's rare to find someone so awesome. Even if we don't actually develop something romantic I'm sure we'd make good friends.

smoosh · 07-15-2016, 03:06 PM

The deception of the Internet...

Girl in both pics is the same...

Edit: wait a fucking minute, no it ain't, bitch put up a false profile pic!!!

nyalpine90 · 07-15-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Beartato

Bingo. I could probably do better but it's rare to find someone so awesome. Even if we don't actually develop something romantic I'm sure we'd make good friends.

She can always lose pounds, dont let her chubbiness be a factor

Aatish · 07-15-2016, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The deception of the Internet...

Girl in both pics is the same...

Edit: wait a fucking minute, no it ain't, bitch put up a false profile pic!!!

The second picture is Asian and the first picture is Hispanic. Second pic had weird ass eyebrows. First pic just doesn't look right.

smoosh · 07-15-2016, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The second picture is Asian and the first picture is Hispanic. Second pic had weird ass eyebrows. First pic just doesn't look right.

Ohhh, I thought she just died her hair black

jtodd_fl · 07-15-2016, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The deception of the Internet...

Girl in both pics is the same...

Edit: wait a fucking minute, no it ain't, bitch put up a false profile pic!!!

REAL pic... Coho... really... Does not bode well.

08njSTEP · 07-15-2016, 04:07 PM

Mike you got a monkey chick. She won't let go of the branch before she grabs another. As soon as she has a good grip on a new branch, your branch will be released. Been there before. Snap your branch off and let her crash to the ground.

bimmette · 07-15-2016, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Mike you got a monkey chick. She won't let go of the branch before she grabs another. As soon as she has a good grip on a new branch, your branch will be released. Been there before. Snap your branch off and let her crash to the ground.

Beartato · 07-15-2016, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Can you just take one for the team and confirm axius's suspicions above please and report back to us asap...

///M Power-Belgium · 07-15-2016, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Beartato

So I met up with a girl on Tinder yesterday, she was kinda chubby in her pictures and I was fine with it, but in real life she was a lot bigger. We still had fun, I just feel misled. Second date on Sunday.

Yeah most chicks are bigger than we think..
We need to pull their asses to the gym for squats ..
No pain no gain !

Banana Hammock · 07-15-2016, 04:40 PM

I'm not hungry any more.

Beartato · 07-15-2016, 04:41 PM

Dat's nasty, she wasn't nasty.

08njSTEP · 07-15-2016, 04:45 PM

Hey, she has nice eyebrows at least.

J/K

Axius · 07-15-2016, 04:52 PM

I wonder what size pants she wears. They look like you could fit about 10 midgets in them.

bimmette · 07-15-2016, 04:53 PM

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I wonder what size pants she wears. They look like you could fit about 10 midgets in them.

Omg

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