Crazy dealer story.

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

My screen resolution is optimized for porn.

True.

I kind of hate reality TV. I watch it when I want to see idiots make fools of themselves.

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

True.

I kind of hate reality TV. I watch it when I want to see idiots make fools of themselves.

I never have "watched" reality tv. That shit isn't reality, and why the hell would I want to watch someone else's life?

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

I never have "watched" reality tv. That shit isn't reality, and why the hell would I want to watch someone else's life?

That's why they categorize it as "reality" lol.

positiveions · 06-01-2010, 07:01 PM

Reality tv= jackass in progress...

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

That's why they categorize it as "reality" lol.

I meant scripted reality.

jeremicium · 06-01-2010, 07:26 PM

Shit like "survivor" goes along with the lot of scripted reality. I would watch a reality show where the contestants auditioned, signed some waiver...then weren't contacted for like a year. Then randomly they are kidnapped and put in a prisoner situation that they thought was real...then see their true character come out. When you are not sure if your going to make it out of a situation alive you act a whole lot different then when you know your going home when filming is done.

When I hear my friends/co-workers talking about American Idol or Survivor I want to have the life moderator ban them.

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

When I hear my friends/co-workers talking about American Idol or Survivor I want to have the life moderator ban them.

Geez. LOL.

positiveions · 06-01-2010, 07:30 PM

jeremicium, I was dating a girl when the first Survivor aired. I am like, I can't believe you watch that shit. I was just there to see if I can get the girl drunk

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 07:32 PM

Eatrach is a sneaky guy.

positiveions · 06-01-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Eatrach is a sneaky guy.

i do my best

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 07:49 PM

Who was the comedian who made fun of survivor, saying that these guys get paid 1 million to live where normal people live?

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Who was the comedian who made fun of survivor, saying that these guys get paid 1 million to live where normal people live?

Bustin clipssssss in yo yo yo yo ya heard?

jeremicium · 06-01-2010, 07:54 PM

I'd be lying if I said I haven't ever compromised my entertainment principles with hopes that it would either yield action...or keep the action coming. Luckily my wife would rather watch Top Gear than American Idol.

jeremicium · 06-01-2010, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Who was the comedian who made fun of survivor, saying that these guys get paid 1 million to live where normal people live?

Can't remember who said that...but I saw that...laughed my ass off. Best comedy is usually true.

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

Luckily my wife would rather watch Top Gear than American Idol.

You never answered my question on whether or not she had a sister.

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

Can't remember who said that...but I saw that...laughed my ass off. Best comedy is usually true.

As is most comedy

jeremicium · 06-01-2010, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

You never answered my question on whether or not she had a sister.

She has a sister...but she's married to a dude that looks like a more fit version of Tank Abbott. Most sane guys would steer clear of that mess. Sorry.

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

She has a sister...but she's married to a dude that looks like a more fit version of Tank Abbott. Most sane guys would steer clear of that mess. Sorry.

I look like Jesus, how would I do against him?

Verbiage · 06-01-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

She has a sister...but she's married to a dude that looks like a more fit version of Tank Abbott. Most sane guys would steer clear of that mess. Sorry.

LOL. Just wishful thinking

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

LOL. Just wishful thinking

I'm like James Bond, in more ways than just the twirl. I like what I "can't" have. Taken girls are very fun. I consider myself to have sexual healing powers, since I've performed sexual therapy 100's of times on chicks. So twirl away!

AS335i · 06-02-2010, 12:03 AM

Jesus how is this not locked or moved?

Alexander · 06-02-2010, 12:36 AM

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Jesus how is this not locked or moved?

Cuz I am Jesus Sniper.

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